BillClinton Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Honestly he sounded deranged, that or on a massive amount of drugs. Ashley didn't turn himself into a millionaire by employing mentally unstable people, he's gotta see this.. I hope.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 No amount of wanks can salvage this day. And there's my new signature for the JFK era. Every cloud and all that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Hoping this is just a cry for help to be honest. No way we've actually brought him back. He needs to be sectioned if he doesn't actually get appointed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosenrot Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I've been laughing solidly for about 15 minutes now. This guy is a complete clown. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "Sooooooooooo, Joe . . . oh gosh, um, this is awkward. You know when I was saying 'oh yeah, we'd totally have you back as director of football?' [stifled laugh.] Yeah, about that. I mean I totally though you got that it was a joke and were just playing along. Oh man. Yeahhhhhhh . . . So there's really no way we can actually do that. Yeah. Really sorry man." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like fucking LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like fucking LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs." http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article4037137.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ec0106p11wynyard1-4037137.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 No amount of wanks can salvage this day. And there's my new signature for the JFK era. Every cloud and all that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Just listening to the TalkSport interview for the first time. "Water off a ducks arse" :lol: Brilliant already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This all feels like such a bad dream. The hierarchy here are just nuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Oh my fucking word. He is fuckin nuts. I'm not even mad.. I'm impressed. Can see him sacked before he starts at this rate, what a lunatic, he is a one man wrecking crew. Genius move, see kinnear over to negotiate fees, they will give us what we want to get rid of him. This is the biggest farce yet from Ashely. Fuck me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like f***ing LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs." I might write some more 'Steve Kean: the eccie chronicles' but with Joe Kinnear and his obvious meth use. "Joe, we need to talk to you about transfers" "Argh fuck am pure buzzin oan meth man" "Joe please we are really worried about your meth use" "Fuck off man am fine leave us alone" It basically writes itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I don't know what's funnier, the string of mispronunciations or the rat-a-tat of bare faced lies he came out with. I think the highlight was probably his claim that he bought Tim Krul. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Would it be wrong if all of us murdered Mike Ashley? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Ashley clearly mirroring old wwe storylines as vince McMahon bringing in the NWO to poison the wwe. It's the Kinnear World Order! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 How does Ashley not see what 99.999% of the population see. He mustn't want to sabotage the club, he's brought in Debuchy and Mbiwa on fairly large fees. it's all just baffling. Anyone person on this board could do a better job at director of football than that senile old cunt. Signing a goal scorer won't change our results, it's the supply and tactics that need changed first and foremost. A striker IS needed, but signing just a striker and changing nothing else won't see a change in results. The problem is Pardew, the senile dinosaur and fat cunt ash don't see any of this. Graham Carr must be scratching his head thinking, "what is going on here?!" Our only hope is that Carr can somehow manipulate Kinnear into his philosophy and recommended signings, otherwise we are fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Well not that this means much but we were linked to remy, sissoko, Sakho, samba, gomis and bent when he was manager.. Kinnear has been the mastermind pulling the strings all along..krul, tapping up perch a year before he signed. He actually brought shearer to the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Would it be wrong if all of us murdered Mike Ashley? Nope. Not all dude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Can we rename the thread " Joke inn ear" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 We should start asking ourselves what is so bad on the horizon that JFK is being wheeled out to deflect attention away from when it comes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 well for a start another season of this.. Then this - new contract - "Tiote is a ready made replacement for cabaye as our box to box midfielder - "we are lucky to have such versatility, with cisse playing on the right wing we can really get the best out of shola, who I think will prove alot of people wrong that said we should have bought another striker this past summer." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 What are HBA, Debuchy, Cabs, Cisse etc gonna make of this mad old dinosaur man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 The only way I can deal with this at the moment is to laugh, otherwise I'm not sure what I'd do. Just imagine if he tried to say Gaël Bigirimana on TS. Oh my days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Gay Big mania Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I expekt all our good players to leave now, and who can blame them. Relegation fight incoming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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