Greg Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 What has all the shaving stuff got to do with the case? Why the hell were they talking about it? Evidence last week suggested he sent a picture of his "shaved groin area" to the girl, today he said he only ever shaves his chest on holiday so it isn't as sweaty and never his legs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 What has all the shaving stuff got to do with the case? Why the hell were they talking about it? Evidence last week suggested he sent a picture of his "shaved groin area" to the girl, today he said he only ever shaves his chest on holiday so it isn't as sweaty and never his legs. But surely the picture can be traced to its origin? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Casper the friendly nonce Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 SMB = Shaving my balls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Suck Me ,Bairn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Suck Me ,Bairn FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm sure it was a pretty difficult case to defend, but his supposed superstar lawyer doesn't seem to have done him much good. Should have brought back Dick Advocaat, he's got the perfect name to be defence QC in a case like this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Shag Many Babies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 SAFC..... She's A Fucking Child. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He needed a safe pair of hands defending his case: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Finger The Minors Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Honestly cant believe how horrific this is all going for Johnson/Sunderland it's actually quite comical if you ignore the fact that there is a young girl who got felt up by this weirdo. Fully expect Johnson to turn up to court tomorrow with a massive net and tell them that he uses it to catch kids. This is also his best photo... Nowt will happen to Sunderland though. They played a player that helped get them survival last season. It went well for them, if anything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Mostly Around Children Kinky Evil Monstrous Savages Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Ah wiz theyer when... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Stop Molesting Bairns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Stop Molesting Bairns That's definitely not what it means anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm sure it was a pretty difficult case to defend, but his supposed superstar lawyer doesn't seem to have done him much good. Should have brought back Dick Advocaat, he's got the perfect name to be defence QC in a case like this. Only so much a lawyer can do when it's this bad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 In French a la after kissing SMB means Suce Ma B.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Stop Molesting Bairns That's definitely not what it means anyway We say SMB to them, so I would say it is quite appropriate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm sure it was a pretty difficult case to defend, but his supposed superstar lawyer doesn't seem to have done him much good. Should have brought back Dick Advocaat, he's got the perfect name to be defence QC in a case like this. Only so much a lawyer can do when it's this bad He could always try the Chewbacca defense Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm sure it was a pretty difficult case to defend, but his supposed superstar lawyer doesn't seem to have done him much good. Should have brought back Dick Advocaat, he's got the perfect name to be defence QC in a case like this. Only so much a lawyer can do when it's this bad Christ, it must be like watching this in that courtroom. Is his lawyer called George? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Is he trying to 'show remorse' or something to get a lesser sentence? Is it not far too late for that? Seems to me he's admitting the stuff he's already plead guilty too while also admitting he had intent to go further *but didn't* which is the story he ultimately wants the jury to believe. Makes a certain amount of sense to me as I don't think the charges include intent to nonce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I guess he's being honest about all this stuff, so that he seems like he tells the truth and when he says "I wanted to have sex but we didn't" the jury believe him. The club knowing is f***ed up. I've not wanted to comment on them, making this an us-them thing, but that's disgraceful stuff. The only problem with the strategy is that he pleaded not guilty all the way up until the trial, so if you're on the jury you have to be thinking 'this lads full of shit' Is that right though? He was charged then released and plead guilty on the first day of the trial didn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Looks like Leighton Baines in the courtroom sketch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I guess he's being honest about all this stuff, so that he seems like he tells the truth and when he says "I wanted to have sex but we didn't" the jury believe him. The club knowing is f***ed up. I've not wanted to comment on them, making this an us-them thing, but that's disgraceful stuff. The only problem with the strategy is that he pleaded not guilty all the way up until the trial, so if you're on the jury you have to be thinking 'this lads full of shit' Is that right though? He was charged then released and plead guilty on the first day of the trial didn't he? He pleaded NG in all the hearings before trial - hence the trial. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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