The Official Alan Pardew Excuses Thread

[Guest]

Too much Ferguson.

[Skeletor]

Excuse bingo for tonight?

 

I'm gonna go with 'Full strength Arsenal', 'Atam' and 'Fans disrupted our rithum.'

[Shak]

Blaming the Stoke keeper for making saves was good stuff.

[TBG]

"Arsenul had more to play for than us, we can only dream of competiting for one of the European spots"

[KDT]

'Once Yohan went we was never going to be able to compete with Giroud in the looks department, I think once they got their 4th or 5th we started to come to terms with it better'

[Mattoon]

Today he could get a full house on his own! Attom didn't help, Arsenal full strenff, 53 first teamers out injured, crowd made us nervy, not enuff fret, we was more energyless, too long between games (we was rusty), they was nervous cuz my quality was back on the touchline. ..

[Curtained Wasp]

The only excuse he has left is 'I am a cunt'.

[maybe_next_year]

I'm going to guess, the tube strike will be mentioned.

[TaylorJ_01]

Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa's rebel transport vehicle got a puncture on the A1 at Biggleswade.

[Guest firetotheworks]

I'm going to go with "the pressure from not having won" mixed with "going to Arsenal away isn't the best fixture to end a win-less streak" that and "especially when they [Arsenal] are in that kind of mood"

[nemtizz]

"Hatem's Instagram post was playing on everybody's mind tonight and it affected the way we set up from the get-go. It's a shame I have no real influence on the team except to infect it with my shitness. By the way I'd just like to make it clear that I love dicks. Gimme all the dicks in and around my mouth."

[Collage]

"Mike was deeply 'urt by Attam's Instagram shenanigans and that's affected the whole squad"

[Curtained Wasp]

'I've had hay fever being this close to the grass, I think the players picked up on that, especially after the 7th went in.'

 

'Other than the 9 goals I fowt we played really well'

[Guest hydeous]

for the excuse bingo, I'm going to go with "Arsenal are fighting for the fourth place because Everton dropped points and it was always going to be difficult", "no threat since we have 5 first teamers out injured", and possibly a "the dressing room is nervous and hatems comments haven't helped"

 

This is quite fun. We should make this excuse bingo a regular thing!

[Robster]

Excellent that Disco

[ben-nufc]

'As everyone knows arsenal started out as a team for workers at an ammunitions factory, they have a long history of producing when it's needed. We can't compete with that'

[Disco]

Excellent that Disco

 

that's just from the first half of last season n all. Ridiculous.

[BrettNUFC]

Reading (A), 2012

quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League."

 

[Guest bimpy474]

Reading (A), 2012

quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League."

 

 

You're trying way too hard.

[BrettNUFC]

Reading (A), 2012

quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League."

 

 

You're trying way too hard.

 

At what?

[Guest bimpy474]

Reading (A), 2012

quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League."

 

 

You're trying way too hard.

 

At what?

 

You know.

[BrettNUFC]

Hope Pardew's Newcastle win 5-0 tonight, that better for you

[David Icke - Son of God]

"If I was in the director's box I'd have stopped their winning goal"

[Guest bimpy474]

Hope Pardew's Newcastle win 5-0 tonight, that better for you

 

I'm not too sure tbh

[Guest bimpy474]

"If I was in the director's box I'd have stopped their winning goal"

 

I do chuckle at that nonsense from him, how come he didn't stop Man City stuffing us or Sunderland or Swansea, or Chelsea, or Tottenham etc when he was on the sideline.