Mattoon Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 "the most important thing is that I put my left shoe on my left foot, it won't be easy as my other foot will be right beside it, but I have to take responsibility and remain positive" He says as he proceeds to put a glove on his right foot and shove his left shoe up his arse. Why go for a natural left shoe on left foot scenario when the right shoe gives you more stability and the left shoe up your arse in case the toilet paper doesn't offer enough defence? You can wear the right glove after you get home and blame it for the frostbite you've endured all day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Thought I'd dig out some (possibly new) gems. Pre-season humping v Cardiff, 2012 "In terms of this match, Cardiff were a different proposition for us. We have played a lot of European teams in pre-season and this was our first real British game." TOO BRITISH Maritimo (A), 2012 "...first European game on a pitch which I have to say was of a poor standard for both teams." BAD FORRIN PITCHES Swansea (H), 2012 “I had a young team out." - TOO MUCH YOOF (Ferguson and Sammy, no 'youth' those two aside) So'ton (A), 2012 "I feel sorry for the young players like Shane Ferguson who are trying to find their feet in this league, they are trying to find some confidence and it us hard for them." - TOO MUCH FERGUSON Stoke (A), 2012 "Their keeper has made two good saves, and it is galling really as we are on this run and we are having setback after setback" - TOO MANY SAVES Bordeaux (A), 2012 "The pitch was difficult. They play rugby on that pitch and it was heavy on the legs. I thought they coped better with the pitch, and they were the better side and they deserved to win." - MOAR FORRIN PITCHES Reading (A), 2012 "Reading did a good job of upsetting that today, they didn’t give us a moment’s peace. They were all over us, as you’d expect. That intensity and quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League." - READING TOO GOOD Reading (H), 2013 "First half we could not have played better...We had to take Cabaye off because of an injury, that brought negative reaction from the crowd and that spread around." - FUCKING FANS, WANKERS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Tomorrow; "The situation with Hatam hasn't helped". Nailed on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Wait he just blamed Rugby didn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Too much Ferguson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Excuse bingo for tonight? I'm gonna go with 'Full strength Arsenal', 'Atam' and 'Fans disrupted our rithum.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Blaming the Stoke keeper for making saves was good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 "Arsenul had more to play for than us, we can only dream of competiting for one of the European spots" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 'Once Yohan went we was never going to be able to compete with Giroud in the looks department, I think once they got their 4th or 5th we started to come to terms with it better' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Today he could get a full house on his own! Attom didn't help, Arsenal full strenff, 53 first teamers out injured, crowd made us nervy, not enuff fret, we was more energyless, too long between games (we was rusty), they was nervous cuz my quality was back on the touchline. .. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The only excuse he has left is 'I am a cunt'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I'm going to guess, the tube strike will be mentioned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa's rebel transport vehicle got a puncture on the A1 at Biggleswade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I'm going to go with "the pressure from not having won" mixed with "going to Arsenal away isn't the best fixture to end a win-less streak" that and "especially when they [Arsenal] are in that kind of mood" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 "Hatem's Instagram post was playing on everybody's mind tonight and it affected the way we set up from the get-go. It's a shame I have no real influence on the team except to infect it with my shitness. By the way I'd just like to make it clear that I love dicks. Gimme all the dicks in and around my mouth." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 "Mike was deeply 'urt by Attam's Instagram shenanigans and that's affected the whole squad" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 'I've had hay fever being this close to the grass, I think the players picked up on that, especially after the 7th went in.' 'Other than the 9 goals I fowt we played really well' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hydeous Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 for the excuse bingo, I'm going to go with "Arsenal are fighting for the fourth place because Everton dropped points and it was always going to be difficult", "no threat since we have 5 first teamers out injured", and possibly a "the dressing room is nervous and hatems comments haven't helped" This is quite fun. We should make this excuse bingo a regular thing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Excellent that Disco Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 'As everyone knows arsenal started out as a team for workers at an ammunitions factory, they have a long history of producing when it's needed. We can't compete with that' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Excellent that Disco that's just from the first half of last season n all. Ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Reading (A), 2012 quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Reading (A), 2012 quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League." You're trying way too hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Reading (A), 2012 quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League." You're trying way too hard. At what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Reading (A), 2012 quality they’ve got will see them all right. They’ve got no worries in this Premier League." You're trying way too hard. At what? You know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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