Skeletor Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I'll go for: 'Good workout'. 'Getting our fitness levels upped'. 'Time to gel'. Perm any 2 from 3. Plus 'Jack was man of the match for me. Him and Stevie'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 We was distracted by the kit being leaked on the internet, the players washed their eyes with bleach at HT and as a result were impaired for the second half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What was his thing last year where we played a shite St Johnstone (or some other Scottish) side? That we taught them a lesson or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What was his thing last year where we played a shite St Johnstone (or some other Scottish) side? That we taught them a lesson or something? Motherwell. Pardew : "at times we made them look ordinary" No shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What was his thing last year where we played a shite St Johnstone (or some other Scottish) side? That we taught them a lesson or something? Motherwell. Pardew : "at times we made them look ordinary" No shit. Ordinary fuck off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Forgot about that, that's one of his best ever. Actually upsetting me having to think about the horrible wanker again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 young lads didn't take their chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What were Motherwell normally, Barcelona ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What was his thing last year where we played a shite St Johnstone (or some other Scottish) side? That we taught them a lesson or something? Motherwell. Pardew : "at times we made them look ordinary" No shit. Ah, that was it. Fucking class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 At times we made Motherwell look ordinary? That is actually the best Pardew quote ever. Absolutely unbeatable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Forgot about that, that's one of his best ever. Actually upsetting me having to think about the horrible wanker again. I just keep waiting for the moment when he's revealed to be another one of Sascha Baron Cohen's characters and this is all part of a movie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What were Motherwell normally, Barcelona ffs Slowly sinking in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What was his thing last year where we played a shite St Johnstone (or some other Scottish) side? That we taught them a lesson or something? Was St.Mirren: We scored two fabulous goals. Without being derogatory to St Mirren it could have been three or four by half-time. We were terrific. At the start of the second half we were too. We had some great performances tonight... ...hat was a proper Premier League team St Mirren were up against and they gave a great account of themselves to stay in it because we could have run away with it against lesser opposition." Got to love this gem from Motherwell last season too: I'm the manager of this football club and I'll make sure I manage it as I've always done at all my clubs, with our foot firmly planted forward and trying to take the game to other teams and trying to play an exciting brand of football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 At times we made Motherwell look ordinary? That is actually the best Pardew quote ever. Absolutely unbeatable. All of it: Pardew: “You want to win games but it’s about performance level,” “The performance level was the problem last year, and if you get that right then the results will follow.” “That performance level was top drawer. With no disrespect to Motherwell, we made them look ordinary at times, and could have scored even more than we did.” “At the back-end of last year I warned the players that pre-season would be the toughest of my time here, for sure, and one of the toughest I've ever done.” “And that was reflected tonight. That was our best conditioned team and we looked really sharp. The quality was also there and we needed to get a win because we want to get back in that winning habit.” “It was a great night with some fantastic performances and we played a little bit more relaxed.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What was his thing last year where we played a shite St Johnstone (or some other Scottish) side? That we taught them a lesson or something? Was St.Mirren: We scored two fabulous goals. Without being derogatory to St Mirren it could have been three or four by half-time. We were terrific. At the start of the second half we were too. We had some great performances tonight... ...hat was a proper Premier League team St Mirren were up against and they gave a great account of themselves to stay in it because we could have run away with it against lesser opposition." Got to love this gem from Motherwell last season too: I'm the manager of this football club and I'll make sure I manage it as I've always done at all my clubs, with our foot firmly planted forward and trying to take the game to other teams and trying to play an exciting brand of football. Exciting brand of football :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 At times we made Motherwell look ordinary? That is actually the best Pardew quote ever. Absolutely unbeatable. All of it: Pardew: “You want to win games but it’s about performance level,” “The performance level was the problem last year, and if you get that right then the results will follow.” “That performance level was top drawer. With no disrespect to Motherwell, we made them look ordinary at times, and could have scored even more than we did.” “At the back-end of last year I warned the players that pre-season would be the toughest of my time here, for sure, and one of the toughest I've ever done.” “And that was reflected tonight. That was our best conditioned team and we looked really sharp. The quality was also there and we needed to get a win because we want to get back in that winning habit.” “It was a great night with some fantastic performances and we played a little bit more relaxed.” The gift that keeps giving Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What were Motherwell normally, Barcelona ffs I can confirm they are a terrible footballing side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What were Motherwell normally, Barcelona ffs I can confirm they are a terrible footballing side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Long live the King. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Crazy. For any other PL manager making Motherwell looking ordinary would be some sort of damning indictment on the performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Crazy. For any other PL manager making Motherwell looking ordinary would be some sort of damning indictment on the performance. Steady now, we only made them look ordinary at times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 League One Oldham who finished 49 places below Newcastle last season were 'a couple of weeks ahead of us' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/alan-pardew-newcastle-terrific-first-half-oldham/ “Oldham are probably a couple of weeks ahead of us and that probably showed, especially when our second string came on. :lol: who predicted that one? Kicking myself now, he always says that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 In the second period Oldham looked much the better team and this was despite the home side giving pitch time to five triallists, including Willy Gros who scored the winner. While Pardew blamed the disruption of changing things in the second half, it didn’t do Oldham any harm as they made a massive eight changes on the hour mark and then turned a one goal deficit into a 2-1 win. “We are going to have 4 or 5 key (World Cup) players away for a few weeks and so it was a chnce for the young players. We need 4 or 5 current internationals to give Oldham's second team a game. Pardew to a tee* *I know it's preseason and it means fuck all. This is the forum preseason, we're building our pisstaking fitness ready for the challenge to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Too many players to bed in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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