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Ian you must have known what this thread was going to be like, if you don't like it stay out of it. Pretty simple really. All the excuses can stay in here and people can laugh at them so they don't go crazy and you don't drag It down to an arguement, everyone is happy.

 

:spit:

 

You lot have a funny way of showing happiness then. We've just drew with Rangers, lets ridicule our manager and call for him to be sacked. Happy times!!!

 

Eh? Think you've missed the point here and in this thread.

 

The thread has been created like it's just for a little giggle when really it's for everyone to have their sly digs at Pardew and vent there frustration inside by nit picking things from the press. It's not laughing at getting names mixed up or getting muddled up mid sentence, it's dissecting interviews to find little comments which can make him look clueless. I'm fairly certain this could be done across the board for all managers in press interviews if looked into.

 

Sly digs :D

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Ian you must have known what this thread was going to be like, if you don't like it stay out of it. Pretty simple really. All the excuses can stay in here and people can laugh at them so they don't go crazy and you don't drag It down to an arguement, everyone is happy.

 

:spit:

 

You lot have a funny way of showing happiness then. We've just drew with Rangers, lets ridicule our manager and call for him to be sacked. Happy times!!!

 

Eh? Think you've missed the point here and in this thread.

 

The thread has been created like it's just for a little giggle when really it's for everyone to have their sly digs at Pardew and vent there frustration inside by nit picking things from the press. It's not laughing at getting names mixed up or getting muddled up mid sentence, it's dissecting interviews to find little comments which can make him look clueless. I'm fairly certain this could be done across the board for all managers in press interviews if looked into.

 

Because none of that went on prior to 11.30am this morning. :lol:

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Ian you must have known what this thread was going to be like, if you don't like it stay out of it. Pretty simple really. All the excuses can stay in here and people can laugh at them so they don't go crazy and you don't drag It down to an arguement, everyone is happy.

 

:spit:

 

You lot have a funny way of showing happiness then. We've just drew with Rangers, lets ridicule our manager and call for him to be sacked. Happy times!!!

 

Eh? Think you've missed the point here and in this thread.

 

The thread has been created like it's just for a little giggle when really it's for everyone to have their sly digs at Pardew and vent there frustration inside by nit picking things from the press. It's not laughing at getting names mixed up or getting muddled up mid sentence, it's dissecting interviews to find little comments which can make him look clueless. I'm fairly certain this could be done across the board for all managers in press interviews if looked into.

 

Exactly. The idea that it's just to collect factual quotes is ridiculous and insulting to everyone's intelligence. It's yet another opportunity to have a smug dig.

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Ian you must have known what this thread was going to be like, if you don't like it stay out of it. Pretty simple really. All the excuses can stay in here and people can laugh at them so they don't go crazy and you don't drag It down to an arguement, everyone is happy.

 

:spit:

 

You lot have a funny way of showing happiness then. We've just drew with Rangers, lets ridicule our manager and call for him to be sacked. Happy times!!!

 

Eh? Think you've missed the point here and in this thread.

 

The thread has been created like it's just for a little giggle when really it's for everyone to have their sly digs at Pardew and vent there frustration inside by nit picking things from the press. It's not laughing at getting names mixed up or getting muddled up mid sentence, it's dissecting interviews to find little comments which can make him look clueless. I'm fairly certain this could be done across the board for all managers in press interviews if looked into.

 

Sly digs :lol:

 

Just stay out of it man if you don't like it.

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Ian you must have known what this thread was going to be like, if you don't like it stay out of it. Pretty simple really. All the excuses can stay in here and people can laugh at them so they don't go crazy and you don't drag It down to an arguement, everyone is happy.

 

:spit:

 

You lot have a funny way of showing happiness then. We've just drew with Rangers, lets ridicule our manager and call for him to be sacked. Happy times!!!

 

Eh? Think you've missed the point here and in this thread.

 

The thread has been created like it's just for a little giggle when really it's for everyone to have their sly digs at Pardew and vent there frustration inside by nit picking things from the press. It's not laughing at getting names mixed up or getting muddled up mid sentence, it's dissecting interviews to find little comments which can make him look clueless. I'm fairly certain this could be done across the board for all managers in press interviews if looked into.

 

Exactly. The idea that it's just to collect factual quotes is ridiculous and insulting to everyone's intelligence. It's yet another opportunity to have a smug dig.

 

Why are you so bothered man? I genuinely don't get it.

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Ian you must have known what this thread was going to be like, if you don't like it stay out of it. Pretty simple really. All the excuses can stay in here and people can laugh at them so they don't go crazy and you don't drag It down to an arguement, everyone is happy.

 

:spit:

 

You lot have a funny way of showing happiness then. We've just drew with Rangers, lets ridicule our manager and call for him to be sacked. Happy times!!!

 

Eh? Think you've missed the point here and in this thread.

 

The thread has been created like it's just for a little giggle when really it's for everyone to have their sly digs at Pardew and vent there frustration inside by nit picking things from the press. It's not laughing at getting names mixed up or getting muddled up mid sentence, it's dissecting interviews to find little comments which can make him look clueless. I'm fairly certain this could be done across the board for all managers in press interviews if looked into.

 

Sly digs :lol:

 

Just stay out of it man if you don't like it.

 

Yeah like Ian is doing  :lol:

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If you don't like a thread, don't come in it.

 

There's a reason why they do though.

 

It's a discussion forum?

 

I assume the same reason there will be posts from neesy in the reasons for positivity thread :lol:

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Pardew is shite. :smug:

 

Fuckoff that is totally sly man. Out of nowhere.

 

LEAVE PARDEW ALONE!!!!!

 

 

Psssst. Pardew is a clueless,  cowardly cuntfraud.

 

That is sooo unfair, Pardew has a soul dammit! He has a soul!

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Pardew is shite. :smug:

 

Fuckoff that is totally sly man. Out of nowhere.

 

LEAVE PARDEW ALONE!!!!!

 

 

Psssst. Pardew is a clueless,  cowardly cuntfraud.

 

That is sooo unfair, Pardew has a soul dammit! He has a soul!

 

He is not he has

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:lol:

 

I don't mind anyone expressing an opinion that Pardew's shite. I don't think he's that great myself. It's the self-congratulatory mocking of minor things he says, that are the same as almost any manager, that I find irritating. There are plenty of actual reasons to criticise him, why bother with made up ones?

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:lol:

 

I don't mind anyone expressing an opinion that Pardew's shite. I don't think he's that great myself. It's the self-congratulatory mocking of minor things he says, that are the same as almost any manager, that I find irritating. There are plenty of actual reasons to criticise him, why bother with made up ones?

 

It's not 'made up' just because other managers say it. It's still funny/infuriating.

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:lol:

 

I don't mind anyone expressing an opinion that Pardew's shite. I don't think he's that great myself. It's the self-congratulatory mocking of minor things he says, that are the same as almost any manager, that I find irritating. There are plenty of actual reasons to criticise him, why bother with made up ones?

 

It's not 'made up' just because other managers say it. It's still funny/infuriating.

 

I know they can, but come on.

 

Stuff like - OMG Pardew says playing at Chelsea two days after an away trip in Europe is hard, what a fool! Every manager on the planet thinks this.

 

Anyway, it doesn't matter really, I just think it's a shame that such a big section of our fans love to par eachother on the back for how clever they can be while sniggering at the manager. And for extremely minor stuff that is more than common in football.

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If you don't like a thread, don't come in it.

 

There's a reason why they do though.

 

It's a discussion forum?

 

I assume the same reason there will be posts from neesy in the reasons for positivity thread :lol:

 

:pilko:

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