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I had a horrible horrible dream last night.

 

 

We signed Peter Crouch.

 

Shurrup giving Pardew ideas, man.

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La Provence: Newcastle United and Everton have enquired about Dimitri Payet to Marseille.

Full Story: http://bit.ly/1pGJVii  #NUFC #EFC #OM

 

Enquiring. That's just after monitoring, right? :fwap:

 

How does our current process work in full? let's all brainstorm

 

read about a player on this forum, youtubing, writing down his name in a jotter, texting the parent clubs club-shop, email about monitoring, enquiring, checking club bank balance on app, ask mike, 1st bid faxed, bid instantly rejected, hearty laughs and eyes rolling in disgust, 2nd bid faxed with a few extra emoji symbols added....

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Level 1 - Scouting

Level 2 - Monitoring

Level 3 - Enquiring

 

IF PLAYER IS APPROACHING LAST YEAR OF CONTRACT (OR HAS A RELEASE CLAUSE):

 

Level 4 - Unsettling

Level 5 - Annoying

Level 6 - Offering

Level 7 (theoretical) - Signing

 

IF PLAYER IS NOT IN FINAL YEAR OF CONTRACT OR WITH RELEASE CLAUSE:

 

Level 4 - Re-monitoring

Level 5 - Re-enquiring

Level 6 - Waiting

Level 7 - Failing

 

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Newcastle United's hopes of signing Alexandre Lacazette and Clement Grenier could be in danger:

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-uniteds-hopes-signing-lacazette-7348995?

 

 

Quelle surprise.

 

 

 

All that says is that their club might want to keep them in order to try for the Champions League. Or if you read between the lines "cough up a decent fee you geordie bastards or don't waste our time."

 

 

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Level 1 - Scouting

Level 2 - Monitoring

Level 3 - Enquiring

 

IF PLAYER IS APPROACHING LAST YEAR OF CONTRACT (OR HAS A RELEASE CLAUSE):

 

Level 4 - Unsettling

Level 5 - Annoying

Level 5.5 - Preparing a bid

Level 6 - Offering

Level 7 (theoretical) - Signing

 

IF PLAYER IS NOT IN FINAL YEAR OF CONTRACT OR WITH RELEASE CLAUSE:

 

Level 4 - Re-monitoring

Level 5 - Re-enquiring

Level 6 - Waiting

Level 7 - Failing

 

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Get French Football ‏@GFN_France  2m

La Provence: Newcastle United and Everton have enquired about Dimitri Payet to Marseille.

Full Story: http://bit.ly/1pGJVii  #NUFC #EFC #OM

 

Enquiring. That's just after monitoring, right? :fwap:

 

How does our current process work in full? let's all brainstorm

 

read about a player on this forum, youtubing, writing down his name in a jotter, texting the parent clubs club-shop, email about monitoring, enquiring, checking club bank balance on app, ask mike, 1st bid faxed, bid instantly rejected, hearty laughs and eyes rolling in disgust, 2nd bid faxed with a few extra emoji symbols added....

 

Where does 'Send Alan to chat up their mother' fit in?

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