r0cafella Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-target-pierre-michel-lassoga-7351103 Just as we're going to make a 9 million bid. Course we was mark, why wait until Hamburg are on the brink to lodge a bid. So obvious the club feeding these stories to the media Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 If we're nice to their mum they might sign for us. Four year olds doing our transfer business. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 His mam is his agent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 You would think they would mention that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 DJ Campbell is available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 DJ Campbell is available. For Weddings, Birthdays and Parties!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 And clown shows, hence my post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Was something already happening Dave? Have I made a grave error? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I had a horrible horrible dream last night. We signed Peter Crouch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I had a horrible horrible dream last night. We signed Peter Crouch. Shurrup giving Pardew ideas, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I had a horrible horrible dream last night. We signed Peter Crouch. Shurrup giving Pardew ideas, man. not a chance we'd pay money for crouch, even if pardiola wanted him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Will Hughes signed new contract at Derby. Not sure when the last time we were linked was but thought it was mildly relevant to mention. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Get French Football @GFN_France 2m La Provence: Newcastle United and Everton have enquired about Dimitri Payet to Marseille. Full Story: http://bit.ly/1pGJVii #NUFC #EFC #OM Enquiring. That's just after monitoring, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 if we're enquiring about him to marseilles sounds like we're just enquiring to make sure he's not becoming available and we don't have to pretend to spend money on him, perfect for us tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Get French Football @GFN_France 2m La Provence: Newcastle United and Everton have enquired about Dimitri Payet to Marseille. Full Story: http://bit.ly/1pGJVii #NUFC #EFC #OM Enquiring. That's just after monitoring, right? How does our current process work in full? let's all brainstorm read about a player on this forum, youtubing, writing down his name in a jotter, texting the parent clubs club-shop, email about monitoring, enquiring, checking club bank balance on app, ask mike, 1st bid faxed, bid instantly rejected, hearty laughs and eyes rolling in disgust, 2nd bid faxed with a few extra emoji symbols added.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 you missed out leak the "effort" and "hard work" to selected friendly journalists arguably the most important part of the process Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Level 1 - Scouting Level 2 - Monitoring Level 3 - Enquiring IF PLAYER IS APPROACHING LAST YEAR OF CONTRACT (OR HAS A RELEASE CLAUSE): Level 4 - Unsettling Level 5 - Annoying Level 6 - Offering Level 7 (theoretical) - Signing IF PLAYER IS NOT IN FINAL YEAR OF CONTRACT OR WITH RELEASE CLAUSE: Level 4 - Re-monitoring Level 5 - Re-enquiring Level 6 - Waiting Level 7 - Failing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Newcastle United's hopes of signing Alexandre Lacazette and Clement Grenier could be in danger: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-uniteds-hopes-signing-lacazette-7348995? Quelle surprise. All that says is that their club might want to keep them in order to try for the Champions League. Or if you read between the lines "cough up a decent fee you geordie bastards or don't waste our time." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Level 1 - Scouting Level 2 - Monitoring Level 3 - Enquiring IF PLAYER IS APPROACHING LAST YEAR OF CONTRACT (OR HAS A RELEASE CLAUSE): Level 4 - Unsettling Level 5 - Annoying Level 5.5 - Preparing a bid Level 6 - Offering Level 7 (theoretical) - Signing IF PLAYER IS NOT IN FINAL YEAR OF CONTRACT OR WITH RELEASE CLAUSE: Level 4 - Re-monitoring Level 5 - Re-enquiring Level 6 - Waiting Level 7 - Failing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndersonButler Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Get French Football @GFN_France 2m La Provence: Newcastle United and Everton have enquired about Dimitri Payet to Marseille. Full Story: http://bit.ly/1pGJVii #NUFC #EFC #OM Enquiring. That's just after monitoring, right? How does our current process work in full? let's all brainstorm read about a player on this forum, youtubing, writing down his name in a jotter, texting the parent clubs club-shop, email about monitoring, enquiring, checking club bank balance on app, ask mike, 1st bid faxed, bid instantly rejected, hearty laughs and eyes rolling in disgust, 2nd bid faxed with a few extra emoji symbols added.... Where does 'Send Alan to chat up their mother' fit in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Reliable source. They were the first ones to break the Ben Arfa link. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Level 1 - FAILING more like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/486039/Liverpool-and-Newcastle-chasing-French-wonderkid-Sega-Coulibaly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 If Liverpool are watching him I guarantee he doesn't nintendo join us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 If Liverpool are watching him I guarantee he doesn't nintendo join us. Replacing the Dreamboat with the Dreamcast. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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