LRD Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Technically it would be self-mutilation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Luuk De Jong only had good things to say about his time here, resulting in his brother signing. Perhaps he's had a word. Then there's the 4 Dutch lads we have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Would love Wijnaldum but the glaring problems are still elsewhere. It'd be a good start, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Is there anything believable in the dutch newspapers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 No f***ing way we'll get Wijnaldum! IF we did i'd rape my ass. That's technically not possible I'm an engineer this image has my mind spinning............I could probably build something, defiantly do you a solidworks model It's not the mechanics of the act that melted my head, more the consent issue. Split personality, maybe. That might work, but is it rape if your other personality consents? And how are two personalities in control at the same time? I'm thinking we need some kind of rape machine here. But then someone will have to activate it or start it up and if someone else does that wouldn't that mean that it's that person that's doing the raping? And if he starts it himself then he'd now that a rape was incoming. I guess it still would be rape as he still wouldn't consent and could fight back even if he started the machine himself though... Maybe the machine could initiate the rape at a random time so he'd not know when it was coming? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Where does guy fit in if he's a #10? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 He can play CM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 In a midfield 3 with Sissoko and De Jong? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Hopefully. Bored of the need for holding midfielders instead of people who can pass and shoot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Yeah I'm with you. I'm convinced it's odd to keep wasting a position on a holding guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 It is for us when we can't create anything or score goals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Sissoko in talks with Liverpool according to L'Equipe Probably get ripped off. We owe them for Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM 2m2 minutes ago Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Should just read "NUFC reluctant to pay anything. Ever." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Or, use to it to fail his medical. We tried etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Sissoko in talks with Liverpool according to L'Equipe Probably get ripped off. We owe them for Carroll. Won't surprise me if they do it again and splash ridiculous money. Rodgers just doesn't know how to buy with the right price tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I wouldn't be against us having 5 or 6 players who can play in the midfield three and letting them win their starting spots through good form. At the moment we have Abeid, Tiote, Anita, Sissoko, Colback and De Jong. If Sissoko leaves we could do with another option, even if he stays we could do with getting in someone good and moving on one or two of Anita/Colback/Tiote as they're not that good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM 2m2 minutes ago Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work. Unless he's actually got a shoulder injury. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Are we actually going to sign anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Surely it's common knowledge in the transfer equation that a shoulder concern = -£3 million Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM 2m2 minutes ago Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work. Unless he's actually got a shoulder injury. Seems like a tactic we would use. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Well if they've rejected £12m already, he's not coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 WE NEED TO BE MONITORING THE f*** OUT OF A PAIR OF CB'S BEFORE OWT ELSE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Have we even been linked to any CBs? I remember Abdennour being tentatively linked, but other than that nowt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM 2m2 minutes ago Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work. Unless he's actually got a shoulder injury. Seems like a tactic we would use. In which case some other club will sign him and our ruse will be exposed. Seems a particularly daft tactic even by our standards if it's the case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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