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Luuk De Jong only had good things to say about his time here, resulting in his brother signing.

 

Perhaps he's had a word. Then there's the 4 Dutch lads we have.

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No f***ing way we'll get Wijnaldum! IF we did i'd rape my ass.

That's technically not possible

 

I'm an engineer this image has my mind spinning............I could probably build something, defiantly do you a solidworks model

 

It's not the mechanics of the act that melted my head, more the consent issue.

 

Split personality, maybe.

 

That might work, but is it rape if your other personality consents? And how are two personalities in control at the same time?

 

I'm thinking we need some kind of rape machine here. But then someone will have to activate it or start it up and if someone else does that wouldn't that mean that it's that person that's doing the raping? And if he starts it himself then he'd now that a rape was incoming. I guess it still would be rape as he still wouldn't consent and could fight back even if he started the machine himself though... Maybe the machine could initiate the rape at a random time so he'd not know when it was coming?

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Craig Hope ‏@CraigHope_DM  2m2 minutes ago

Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport

 

We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work.

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Sissoko in talks with Liverpool according to L'Equipe

Probably get ripped off. We owe them for Carroll.

Won't surprise me if they do it again and splash ridiculous money. Rodgers just doesn't know how to buy with the right price tbh.

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I wouldn't be against us having 5 or 6 players who can play in the midfield three and letting them win their starting spots through good form. :lol:

 

At the moment we have Abeid, Tiote, Anita, Sissoko, Colback and De Jong.

 

If Sissoko leaves we could do with another option, even if he stays we could do with getting in someone good and moving on one or two of Anita/Colback/Tiote as they're not that good.

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Craig Hope ‏@CraigHope_DM  2m2 minutes ago

Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport

 

We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work.

 

Unless he's actually got a shoulder injury.

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Surely it's common knowledge in the transfer equation that a shoulder concern = -£3 million

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Craig Hope ‏@CraigHope_DM  2m2 minutes ago

Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport

 

We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work.

 

Unless he's actually got a shoulder injury.

Seems like a tactic we would use.
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Craig Hope ‏@CraigHope_DM  2m2 minutes ago

Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport

 

We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work.

 

Unless he's actually got a shoulder injury.

Seems like a tactic we would use.

 

In which case some other club will sign him and our ruse will be exposed. Seems a particularly daft tactic even by our standards if it's the case.

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