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The general public are fucking stupid. Incapable of critical thinking and they'll believe exactly what they read/is published.

 

To disregard their opinion would be arrogant and conceited. This is precisely why I choose to do so, they're thick and their opinion means nothing to me, fuck them. 

 

Think it goes back to the Facebook thread on here, 90% of people on Facebook are fucking idiots who should never be allowed a PC never mind a mobile phone.

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Sarah-Louise Jefferson

Is everyone forgetting that Ashley sold cabaye from under pardew!? How is pardew supposed to turn it around without our play maker? We don't have a team anymore, we don't have a player to take over cabayes roll to get the goals, ben arfa is far too ball greedy and an overrated player and remy will be leaving, yeah we aren't getting any results but what do you expect, its not his fault our players have lost their passion and just cant be bothered, hes just responsible for the formations and team selection, the players are responsible for the lack of goals being scored

 

 

Looks like she's related to Teeth Girl.

 

Still get the giggles when I read 'Teeth Girl' like :lol:

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Unfortunately football is one of those things that everybody has an opinion on and contrary to popular belief, just because you really like/love something, doesn't necessarily mean you know anything about it. I like films but I'm not Mark Kermode.

 

There is a massive swell of people in the general populace who genuinely believe that a manager has little effect beyond picking the team on a Saturday (unfortunately our owner falls into this category).

 

I've got involved on that Facebook to try and dilute the halfwits but I couldn't do it on a regular basis. There's loads of people at work who I know absolutely love football yet I wouldn't dare strike up a conversation because I know that a) it's pointless and b) it'll only wind me up.

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Unfortunately football is one of those things that everybody has an opinion on and contrary to popular belief, just because you really like/love something, doesn't necessarily mean you know anything about it. I like films but I'm not Mark Kermode.

 

There is a massive swell of people in the general populace who genuinely believe that a manager has little effect beyond picking the team on a Saturday (unfortunately our owner falls into this category).

 

I've got involved on that Facebook to try and dilute the halfwits but I couldn't do it on a regular basis. There's loads of people at work who I know absolutely love football yet I wouldn't dare strike up a conversation because I know that a) it's pointless and b) it'll only wind me up.

 

Got into an semi argument with a customer today about our situation and even though he's a decent fella and is fairly knowledgeable about football his views on us were fucking frightening tbh.

Smacked him down with some facts but even then "we've done OK" apparently.

 

Unbelievable

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Unfortunately football is one of those things that everybody has an opinion on and contrary to popular belief, just because you really like/love something, doesn't necessarily mean you know anything about it. I like films but I'm not Mark Kermode.

 

There is a massive swell of people in the general populace who genuinely believe that a manager has little effect beyond picking the team on a Saturday (unfortunately our owner falls into this category).

 

I've got involved on that Facebook to try and dilute the halfwits but I couldn't do it on a regular basis. There's loads of people at work who I know absolutely love football yet I wouldn't dare strike up a conversation because I know that a) it's pointless and b) it'll only wind me up.

 

Got into an semi argument with a customer today about our situation and even though he's a decent fella and is fairly knowledgeable about football his views on us were f***ing frightening tbh.

Smacked him down with some facts but even then "we've done OK" apparently.

 

Unbelievable

 

Textbook customer service :lol:

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Unfortunately football is one of those things that everybody has an opinion on and contrary to popular belief, just because you really like/love something, doesn't necessarily mean you know anything about it. I like films but I'm not Mark Kermode.

 

There is a massive swell of people in the general populace who genuinely believe that a manager has little effect beyond picking the team on a Saturday (unfortunately our owner falls into this category).

 

I've got involved on that Facebook to try and dilute the halfwits but I couldn't do it on a regular basis. There's loads of people at work who I know absolutely love football yet I wouldn't dare strike up a conversation because I know that a) it's pointless and b) it'll only wind me up.

 

Got into an semi argument with a customer today about our situation and even though he's a decent fella and is fairly knowledgeable about football his views on us were f***ing frightening tbh.

Smacked him down with some facts but even then "we've done OK" apparently.

 

Unbelievable

 

Textbook customer service :lol:

 

Me and a Rangers fan had a 'my club is shitter than yours' conversation the other day. Ruined my call handling time :lol:

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The scientific method, landing on the moon, measuring the redshift of different galaxies, beer and porn...

 

all this despite the colossal stupidity of our species.

 

In a thousand years, an alien species will come across an old dusty server.  With some alien know-how and a bit of tentacle grease, they'll boot it up.  They'll come across a lot of wondrous things, including a Facebook page snapshot.  Through their superior intelligence, they will work to translate our many languages...and when they finally do, they'll cease to wonder why we disappeared off the face of the earth.

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neesy doing God's work :lol:

 

Also Pardew also defends Ashley and our transfer strategy so those blaming Ashley for selling cabaye are being very very hypocritical.

 

So how did we score goals before cabaye? By magic, luck or science.

 

How does selling cabaye equate to our defence look as open as an irish pub on st patrick's day?

 

 

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Sarah-Louise Jefferson

Is everyone forgetting that Ashley sold cabaye from under pardew!? How is pardew supposed to turn it around without our play maker? We don't have a team anymore, we don't have a player to take over cabayes roll to get the goals, ben arfa is far too ball greedy and an overrated player and remy will be leaving, yeah we aren't getting any results but what do you expect, its not his fault our players have lost their passion and just cant be bothered, hes just responsible for the formations and team selection, the players are responsible for the lack of goals being scored

 

 

Looks like she's related to Teeth Girl.

Who would have thought that team selection and formations would have nothing to do with scoring goals?

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It's easier to just sum it up like this than to argue against any of her 'points':  She knows exactly nothing about football.

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Unfortunately football is one of those things that everybody has an opinion on and contrary to popular belief, just because you really like/love something, doesn't necessarily mean you know anything about it. I like films but I'm not Mark Kermode.

 

There is a massive swell of people in the general populace who genuinely believe that a manager has little effect beyond picking the team on a Saturday (unfortunately our owner falls into this category).

 

I've got involved on that Facebook to try and dilute the halfwits but I couldn't do it on a regular basis. There's loads of people at work who I know absolutely love football yet I wouldn't dare strike up a conversation because I know that a) it's pointless and b) it'll only wind me up.

 

Got into an semi argument with a customer today about our situation and even though he's a decent fella and is fairly knowledgeable about football his views on us were fucking frightening tbh.

Smacked him down with some facts but even then "we've done OK" apparently.

 

Unbelievable

 

Two weeks ago I was driving back down south from Edinburgh through Newcastle. Anyway I stopped at a service station for a smoke and so the kids could use the toilet.

This man comes over and starts asking questions about the hire car I was driving as he wanted one. Just before I left I asked if he supported NUFC. I told him what I and most of us think on here of Pardew expecting a good football conversation. He didn`t like my views and strongly defended Pardew. I couldn`t believe it to be honest, the conversation turned a bit weird, bordering on arguing with a complete stranger. So I started on Ashley instead and he defended him as well. At that point I think we both made our excuses and drove off before we started fighting lol.

I was shocked anyone could defend both of them and not be employed by the club.

 

I was reminded of this because I just had the old "Pardew Sacked Dream"  followed by the depression of reality. I never dream about football so hopefully its a sign. 

 

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I'm one of the people who believes that manger's don't have a big impact on a team.

 

There's a tiny group of geniuses in the Alex Ferguson/Bobby Robson bracket who will change your fortunes single-handedly.

 

There's also a small group of complete idiots who should find alternative employment. (It looks like we've got one of these unfortunately.)

 

Beyond that it's just choosing from a pile of candidates who are pretty much as good as each other, and finding the one who's the right fit for your club personality-wise.

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