Lotus Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Having daydreams of Hoddle coming in with Rio Ferdinand as player coach after this tosser loses the first 3 games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Well if anyone wants to meet the guy and tell him what they think of him he shops in Waitrose, Ponteland every monday between 4pm and 5:30pm. I contemplate doing it every week but am sure I would end up swearing at him. Might leave a note on his windscreen one day. Ask him a question.. like 'What do Tevez, Mascerano and ben Arfa have in common? Then again, it might be possible to provoke him into nutting you, call the police and say you want to press charges. That should give the press a field day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Unveil the protest banner when he's at the counter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Pretty obvious after some movement (and lets not kid ourselves, it HAS been the bare minimum after departures) in the transfer window it'll be back to "Pardew gizza wave" straight away, even after a humping at City and a valiant loss after going a goal up against Villa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Unveil the protest banner when he's at the counter. Drape the Pinnocio one over his car Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Unveil the protest banner when he's at the counter. Drape the Pinnocio one over his car Make it unfurl over his windscreen when he hits the highway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Will pardew make it a 4 straight defeats to the mackems? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Pretty obvious after some movement (and lets not kid ourselves, it HAS been the bare minimum after departures) in the transfer window it'll be back to "Pardew gizza wave" straight away, even after a humping at City and a valiant loss after going a goal up against Villa. Yep, already seeing one or two people considering going back on here and FB. The banners will be met by hostility by most fans who have all but forgotten Cardiff and are prepared to give them a chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Unveil the protest banner when he's at the counter. Drape the Pinnocio one over his car Make it unfurl over his windscreen when he hits the highway. Can we not make it a sticker to cover his bonnet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Unveil the protest banner when he's at the counter. Drape the Pinnocio one over his car was gonna say this, worth the money tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Get some super glue on so it'd stick when he tries to remove it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Will pardew make it a 4 straight defeats to the mackems? Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Make a "Pardew Out" stencil and spray paint it onto his car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 At least get a picture of his car with a 'this car in waitrose car park wants Pardew OUT!' sign for twitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~palindrome/Alan/imalan/cockpssm.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~palindrome/Alan/imalan/cockpssm.jpg Mannn, I was just too late. COCK PISS PARDEW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Figures. More of a Canyonero man myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 What would the king think? http://i.imgur.com/2bVb7ic.png That graph just means that there are both good players that run a lot and good players that run less. Similarly, there are bad players that run a lot and bad players that run less. This is just an eyeball estimation but the predictive value of those lines relative to the scatterplot simply can't be that strong. Tbf I thought it showed that more players that ran less than 120 metre in a min tended to be more productive, but there you go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Kevin Nolan's so far off the side of that graph he's in the transfer rumours thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Just been on the Chron to educate some morons and tbh I was pleasantly surprised that 80% are still against him posting on there, I don't think the tide is turning as much as we feared. Obviously there's still mongs out there but it's pretty much still a Pardew hate campaign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 What would the king think? http://i.imgur.com/2bVb7ic.png That graph just means that there are both good players that run a lot and good players that run less. Similarly, there are bad players that run a lot and bad players that run less. This is just an eyeball estimation but the predictive value of those lines relative to the scatterplot simply can't be that strong. Tbf I thought it showed that more players that ran less than 120 metre in a min tended to be more productive, but there you go. I mean, the points aren't close enough to the regression line for that information to be significant. The pattern you're looking at is more or less random. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 What would the king think? http://i.imgur.com/2bVb7ic.png That graph just means that there are both good players that run a lot and good players that run less. Similarly, there are bad players that run a lot and bad players that run less. This is just an eyeball estimation but the predictive value of those lines relative to the scatterplot simply can't be that strong. Tbf I thought it showed that more players that ran less than 120 metre in a min tended to be more productive, but there you go. I mean, the points aren't close enough to the regression line for that information to be significant. The pattern you're looking at is more or less random. That's the conclusion drawn by the author of the article this is from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Nationals, in particular those who don't watch us every week, yet tell us how we should feel *cough* Darren Lewis *cough* trying to say we should be appeased now and have no right to complain. What they fail to realise is we still have this utter fuckwit and his band of merry men telling them what to do. It'll be three months before he's fallen out with Cabella, stuck de Jong out on the left, got Riviere tracking back and Ryan Taylor has kicked Janmaat out the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Darren Lewis is a gormless glory supporting fuckwit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 The southern press love pardew and yet last season there were premier league job's flying around all over the place and pardew was linked to none of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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