Guest bimpy474 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 They'd get banned from future pressers halfway through the question. :\ They can only be banned from home pressers so it wouldn't a great loss. I just want one to make the arsehole squirm when they confront him with his lies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Not choosing the same available options over and over again and then rewriting that at a later date as not having had the options at all. The bloke had Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba, Cabaye, Marveaux, then had Gouffran, Sissoko and Debuchy come in when Ba went. He still found new and interesting ways to give Jonas and Shola game time and played the players that should have played in the wrong positions. No point in me saying all of that like, you already know. Just worth noting for posterity. That's the amazing thing with most papers and a fair few fans, they believe it when he says he hasn't had options etc. As if that's true and to blame for the crap football and 14 defeats in 20 games and all the other guff he says aren't his fault. Just once i'd love a journo to put him on the spot, 'whoa there Alan that's not strictly true now is it'. I mean is that a hard task for them to do. Nah, but it's what journalists do to keep getting interviews. I can't think of any manager that they do that with. The best thing that happened was a load of journalists collectively getting banned at the same time. It essentially meant that they stopped being the club's mouthpiece and could write what they really thought without fear of losing their source, or just wrote out of spite with a heap of ammunition to keep them busy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Not choosing the same available options over and over again and then rewriting that at a later date as not having had the options at all. The bloke had Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba, Cabaye, Marveaux, then had Gouffran, Sissoko and Debuchy come in when Ba went. He still found new and interesting ways to give Jonas and Shola game time and played the players that should have played in the wrong positions. No point in me saying all of that like, you already know. Just worth noting for posterity. That's the amazing thing with most papers and a fair few fans, they believe it when he says he hasn't had options etc. As if that's true and to blame for the crap football and 14 defeats in 20 games and all the other guff he says aren't his fault. Just once i'd love a journo to put him on the spot, 'whoa there Alan that's not strictly true now is it'. I mean is that a hard task for them to do. Nah, but it's what journalists do to keep getting interviews. I can't think of any manager that they do that with. The best thing that happened was a load of journalists collectively getting banned at the same time. It essentially meant that they stopped being the club's mouthpiece and could write what they really thought without fear of losing their source, or just wrote out of spite with a heap of ammunition to keep them busy. Yeah fair comment, well it would be nice if Douglas, Cameron or even the man baby Ryder were to do a piece. 'Pardew's Lies' that would be nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 They had a fair few front pages about all of that tbf, including all of us holding signs trying to get him out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Pardew went on: “I’ve Siem, Riviere, Cabella, Moussa (Sissoko), Gouff (Yoan Gouffran) and also – maybe – Rolando and Armstrong. “Fingers crossed they can get to the level where they can affect Premier League games. “And also Papiss when he’s back fit.” Must have missed Cisse and De Jong's transition into one-name celebrities. Honestly man, so shit. I put more effort into each and every one of my work emails and nobody even fucking reads them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 They had a fair few front pages about all of that tbf, including all of us holding signs trying to get him out. I know but they didn't exactly say it themselves, i just want one to have a breakdown and go mental about Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I think we've got that covered, bimps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Pardew went on: “I’ve Siem, Riviere, Cabella, Moussa (Sissoko), Gouff (Yoan Gouffran) and also – maybe – Rolando and Armstrong. “Fingers crossed they can get to the level where they can affect Premier League games. “And also Papiss when he’s back fit.” Must have missed Cisse and De Jong's transition into one-name celebrities. Honestly man, so s***. I put more effort into each and every one of my work emails and nobody even f***ing reads them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I think we've got that covered, bimps. Sorry i didn't know i had to run things by you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Saddens me enormously to admit it but a Pardew-led NUFC holds absolutely no interest for me anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Aye. I was absolutely done at the end of the season but the break has me looking forward again. That optimism will be gone by October when Pardew inevitably sucks the life out of the club again. I can't see me even giving it a full season now after the last two shambolic seasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Saddens me enormously to admit it but a Pardew-led NUFC holds absolutely no interest for me anymore. I also thought that would be the case but I think the horse shit Pardew comes out with will be my entertainment for this season. He's letting his mouth go now and we all know he'll be blowing out of his arse within the first 3 month of the season starting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I think we've got that covered, bimps. Sorry i didn't know i had to run things by you. No harm done, you know now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I thought I wasn't going to pay much attention this season, but obviously I'm getting dragged into it again now it's getting closer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'll no doubt end up watching more than a few matches, not at the ground though, it's been a while since I've been with living so far away. But I won't be religiously following as I used to, just seeing that smug faced prick on the sidelines is enough to ruin a weekend, life's too short to allow him the pleasure of ruining those days... That's the intention. Once he's gone I'll take a closer interest but no doubt I will get dragged in like I do every season and start raging about his soundbites What can I say I'm a martyr to the cause. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Saddens me enormously to admit it but a Pardew-led NUFC holds absolutely no interest for me anymore. I also thought that would be the case but I think the horse shit Pardew comes out with will be my entertainment for this season. He's letting his mouth go now and we all know he'll be blowing out of his arse within the first 3 month of the season starting. It's Pardlovian Conditioning. 1. Cocky and arrogant before the season starts (optional fan abuse) 2. Excuses from game 1 till game 36 (optional fan abuse) 3. Kissing our arses from game 36 to 38 to save his job (optional owner blame) Works perfectly every season on what seems like the majority. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Saddens me enormously to admit it but a Pardew-led NUFC holds absolutely no interest for me anymore. I also thought that would be the case but I think the horse shit Pardew comes out with will be my entertainment for this season. He's letting his mouth go now and we all know he'll be blowing out of his arse within the first 3 month of the season starting. It's Pardlovian Conditioning. 1. Cocky and arrogant before the season starts (optional fan abuse) 2. Excuses from game 1 till game 36 (optional fan abuse) 3. Kissing our arses from game 36 to 38 to save his job (optional owner blame) Works perfectly every season on what seems like the majority. Didn't really work last season as evidenced by his inability to leave the dugout. If our opinion was taken into account he'd be long gone. Anyway, it's impossible to walk away. It's a horrible illness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Saddens me enormously to admit it but a Pardew-led NUFC holds absolutely no interest for me anymore. I also thought that would be the case but I think the horse shit Pardew comes out with will be my entertainment for this season. He's letting his mouth go now and we all know he'll be blowing out of his arse within the first 3 month of the season starting. It's Pardlovian Conditioning. 1. Cocky and arrogant before the season starts (optional fan abuse) 2. Excuses from game 1 till game 36 (optional fan abuse) 3. Kissing our arses from game 36 to 38 to save his job (optional owner blame) Works perfectly every season on what seems like the majority. Didn't really work last season as evidenced by his inability to leave the dugout. If our opinion was taken into account he'd be long gone. Anyway, it's impossible to walk away. It's a horrible illness. The Cardiff game has been a complete 1 off in about 2+ years. There was nothing after that and there'll be precious little action against Man City. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'll be watching our games, it's still my club no matter what these cunts do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'll be watching our games, it's still my club no matter what these cunts do. I will as well of course, but it will be with a certain amount of detachment. In a way it will be good because win or lose will matter less. If we win great, if we lose Pardew loses double. But it's a crap way to watch the game without being fired up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'll be watching our games, it's still my club no matter what these c***s do. I will as well of course, but it will be with a certain amount of detachment. In a way it will be good because win or lose will matter less. If we win great, if we lose Pardew loses double. But it's a crap way to watch the game without being fired up. I've got to a point where I'm just numb about it now, win/lose/draw usually just gets a shrug these days, project dissemination of expectation dampening and passion purging in full swing. That's just as sad as the football on display for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'm rapidly losing interest like, there's no doubt about it, however I reckon I'll do similar to last year. Watch (or in fact half-watch) all/most of our games on a stream and go to a handful of aways for the day out. The difference is that I'm definitely not getting that hung up on it anymore, it's quite a difficult club to be passionate about these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Guess it'll be more interesting until we reach 40 points, then less so after. As you've all said, I won't be gutted when we loose or elated when we win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Has Pardew started his "we have to thank Mike for releasing funds" nonsense yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Has Pardew started his "we have to thank Mike for releasing funds" nonsense yet? Said something on friday/saturday I believe on this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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