Robbo Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 how many years has he got left on his contract? Just six. There aren't enough tears in the world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I would love to see a Barry Shitpeas/Philomena Cunk segment on Alan Pardew's management career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I was being facetious btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Can't believe people think Pardew improved Cabaye. Sorry, not having it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 As if the years on his contract makes a difference, either. 8 successive years of doing your job impeccably. Renew? Nah. I've said this before but, as long as Ashley is here, the only time Pardew will get binned will be when it's too late. That is literally the only scenario where he will get the sack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 how many years has he got left on his contract? Just six. There aren't enough tears in the world http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1314194350658.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 The first thing he needs to do (apart from resign obviously) is to apologise for that. Totally unacceptable once again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think back to when Glen Roeder took over from Souness and it was like the dark grey clouds cleared and everyone suddenly got a huge boost. That first game against Portsmouth was like chalk and cheese compared with the games that came before it and was obviously topped off with Shearer getting the record. We need that now. Doesn't matter who it is anymore, we need a change because these players have given up. They are coming out, running around a bit, then losing and no one cares because that's the message the manager has sent out every time he opens his stupid face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think back to when Glen Roeder took over from Souness and it was like the dark grey clouds cleared and everyone suddenly got a huge boost. That first game against Portsmouth was like chalk and cheese compared with the games that came before it and was obviously topped off with Shearer getting the record. We need that now. Doesn't matter who it is anymore, we need a change because these players have given up. They are coming out, running around a bit, then losing and no one cares because that's the message the manager has sent out every time he opens his stupid face. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think back to when Glen Roeder took over from Souness and it was like the dark grey clouds cleared and everyone suddenly got a huge boost. That first game against Portsmouth was like chalk and cheese compared with the games that came before it and was obviously topped off with Shearer getting the record. We need that now. Doesn't matter who it is anymore, we need a change because these players have given up. They are coming out, running around a bit, then losing and no one cares because that's the message the manager has sent out every time he opens his stupid face. Agree with that. The "not-Souness" effect would be similar here IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I keep coming back to the same question............Which of our players has he improved? You look at Rodgers at Liverpool who's got Henderson playing better, has adapted Gerrards game etc. Sherwood at Spurs with Adebayor/Bentelab Who has AP genuinely improved? Pards: “All the players that have come here have improved, I can’t think of one who hasn’t." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think I'm about to smash my radio when the cowardly cnut comes on 5 Live. Just foxtrot oscar you fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I keep coming back to the same question............Which of our players has he improved? You look at Rodgers at Liverpool who's got Henderson playing better, has adapted Gerrards game etc. Sherwood at Spurs with Adebayor/Bentelab Who has AP genuinely improved? Pards: “All the players that have come here have improved, I can’t think of one who hasn’t." That's funny because I can't think of one who has you smarmy foreskin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Approve of the thread title. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 We'll get a couple of flukey wins soon enough and it'll be back to "cyber tears from the anti-Pards brigade." Faux rage! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 "He started off really well like, with a 5th place finish and that, and everybody thought he was great. But then they realises he wasn't because he nearlly got relegated and started playing this Shola Ameobi guy, who's like Carl Cort but not as good. But they still did like him because they blamed it all on this Ashley geezer, who owned the club or summin, so it was all his fault and they started asking Pardew to give them a wave, which was weird." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think back to when Glen Roeder took over from Souness and it was like the dark grey clouds cleared and everyone suddenly got a huge boost. That first game against Portsmouth was like chalk and cheese compared with the games that came before it and was obviously topped off with Shearer getting the record. We need that now. Doesn't matter who it is anymore, we need a change because these players have given up. They are coming out, running around a bit, then losing and no one cares because that's the message the manager has sent out every time he opens his stupid face. I agree, but Pardew like Kinnear, is just buffer for the big evil - albeit a much worse, bigger buffer. Only once Ashley is gone will the clouds really clear away, and the fans will (potentially) have a club to feel proud of... I can kind of visualise the day. In my head, the players run out against Ipswich (for some reason ) on a Saturday at 3pm. One day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Another cripplingly abject 'performance'. He can't organise them, he can't motivate them, he picks payers who consistently play poorly, he's tactically retarded and he never takes any form of responsibility for what's happening on the park. Can't understand how anyone can say he's doing well and/or he's an average manager. He's a slimy cunt who also happens to be absolutely wank at his job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Gone ? One day.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Outclassed by the tactical mastermind that is Tim fucking Sherwood. Well fucking done you useless sack of shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Imagine not hating every fibre in this c***s useless f***ing body hahahaha You'd have to be a real stupid f***ing c*** tbf, IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Guess his track record at his previous clubs as kingpin fraudster turn out to be true afterall? Not hard to pick up in his lifeless route 1 football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Outclassed by the tactical mastermind that is Tim fucking Sherwood. Well fucking done you useless sack of shite. They've got better players too tbf. Though I'm sure someone told me that they got them by spending money or something equally silly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think back to when Glen Roeder took over from Souness and it was like the dark grey clouds cleared and everyone suddenly got a huge boost. That first game against Portsmouth was like chalk and cheese compared with the games that came before it and was obviously topped off with Shearer getting the record. We need that now. Doesn't matter who it is anymore, we need a change because these players have given up. They are coming out, running around a bit, then losing and no one cares because that's the message the manager has sent out every time he opens his stupid face. I really don't see why a manager down-playing his team's chances in a press conference means anything. That's the smart thing to do. You're supposed to publicly take the pressure off the players. It's one of the reasons why Mourinho is so good. What kind of fucking mentalist goes to a press conference and says "aye, we'll win nee bother." Even when Premier League teams are playing against League One sides in the cups, the manager will generally do the usual, "anything can happen on the night," bit. It's just good sense. Yet when Pardew does it he's "demoralizing the team." It's ludicrous, for fuck's sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Outclassed by the tactical mastermind that is Tim fucking Sherwood. Well fucking done you useless sack of shite. He's always outclassed by greenhorn managers. Because they're usually progressive and fresh-minded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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