midds Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Does the dopey cunt actually understand what an average is? How can average be 'good'? God, I fucking despise this utter cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 The season hasn't even kicked off yet :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 This is the word for word quote. You finished in the top ten last season, is that the aim again this season? Can you better that? Well the average for this club over the last ten years in the Premiership is 48 points, and I think if we get that, or anything above that it will be a good season for us. Staggeringly pathetic. Which I highly doubt is accurate, my numbers are: 2012/2013 - 41 2011/2012 - 65 2010/2011 - 46 2009/2010 - 0 2008/2009 - 34 2007/2008 - 43 2006/2007 - 43 2005/2006 - 58 2004/2005 - 44 2003/2004 - 56 Total = 430 10 seasons = 43 points per season The Premiership kept on going even when we weren't in it because Ashley got us relegated, fucking numpty. So if you only count the 9 seasons it is 47.78 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Unrealistic, he should aim for 48% possession first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Just on a discussion on facebook..."its a witch hunt" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Unrealistic, he should aim for 48% possession first. That's even more unrealistic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I'd be happy with 48 points. At the start of march. I don't even understand this from the point of view of tempering expectations. He has said the club is mediocre and by looking to only match that mediocrity he is in turn mediocre. Its baffling even for pard's. Basically saying "The club was shit when i got here and I've not managed to improve it all during my time". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Got to manage those daft Geordies expectations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Just on a discussion on facebook..."its a witch hunt" :lol: Thing is, as soon as the cunt's sacked they'll say it was the right decision. People are thick as fuck and weirdly, it's taken something as inconsequential as having a shit football manager at my football club for the scale of that to become truly apparent to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Just on a discussion on facebook..."its a witch hunt" :lol: Thing is, as soon as the c***'s sacked they'll say it was the right decision. People are thick as f*** and weirdly, it's taken something as inconsequential as having a s*** football manager at my football club for the scale of that to become truly apparent to me. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Just on a discussion on facebook..."its a witch hunt" :lol: Thing is, as soon as the cunt's sacked they'll say it was the right decision. People are thick as fuck and weirdly, it's taken something as inconsequential as having a shit football manager at my football club for the scale of that to become truly apparent to me. Synthetic Happiness: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Just fucking die slowly Pardew! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Quickly would do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Or not at all. I'd make do with him being sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. He has one philosophy of management - fear. Fearing the opposition to the detriment of developing an actual attacking philosophy, fear of his own players getting too far forward to avoid losing shape. Fear of setting the bar too high in case he can't reach it. Fear of being found out -- again -- that he's out of his depth. Fear of any player he can't fully control. Fear of pulling a Portsmouth. Fear of spending big on the wrong player. No one respects a fearful leader. No one -- players or supporters alike -- can be inspired by a manager (and a Club) scared to try. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 he really should be sunderland manager, fits the bill perfectly for them imo shame we'll never see it come to pass now, crying shame tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Bloke just says any old shit and gets away with it. Fucking dreamer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Remember how fucking smug he was when we were top half in early 2014? If not, here's a reminder: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5D60A08D7B1067249885658710016_2b895e3b5d8.0.1.6370614581673951666.mp4?versionId=5Vy4H4nxfhRZlvy5RTM8asmv2CZvMNhl If we are looking safe at Christmas time we'll let the foot off the gas again, without a shadow of a doubt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Unrealistic, he should aim for 48% possession first. That's even more unrealistic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Nothing surprising here, shit manager will get us shit football and no ambition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Remember how f***ing smug he was when we were top half in early 2014? If not, here's a reminder: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5D60A08D7B1067249885658710016_2b895e3b5d8.0.1.6370614581673951666.mp4?versionId=5Vy4H4nxfhRZlvy5RTM8asmv2CZvMNhl If we are looking safe at Christmas time we'll let the foot off the gas again, without a shadow of a doubt. That vine fucking kills me man The guy can't even speak English, it's tragic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Looking forward to the 'Battle for 48 points' thread. Hopefully it won't take too long to get there and everyone can stop watching/caring/spending. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Looking forward to the 'Battle for 48 points' thread. Hopefully it won't take too long to get there and everyone can stop watching/caring/spending. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I now hope we beat City so we can stop spending money and time by Christmas, just like last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 This is the word for word quote. You finished in the top ten last season, is that the aim again this season? Can you better that? Well the average for this club over the last ten years in the Premiership is 48 points, and I think if we get that, or anything above that it will be a good season for us. Staggeringly pathetic. :puke: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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