Vinny Green Balls Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 It looks like he's been scribbling on himself with a permanent marker. Probably a result of Pardew's tactics and game philosophy lecture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 right thigh: seabreeze ? left thigh: ?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Shawcross - Doves Cry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 right thigh: seabreeze ? left thigh: ?? Febreeze Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 There's my name, right there: Bart Simpson. Looks more like Brad Stortch. No! It says Betty. Betty Symington! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Get Pardew away from our signings, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight Fuck off Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 HBA MKII- Pardew fuck off you twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131201032127/deadliestfiction/images/0/01/And_so_it_begins....jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Don't let him change you, Remy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What exactly qualifies Alan Pardew to judge what is required of a successful top flight footballer? Perhaps it's all those medals and trophies he has picked up along the way as a top flight player or the long list of top flight managerial honours he has to his name. Honestly man, this fool managing Premier League and International standard footballers is an utter travesty. It's like giving a Gibbon a Ferrari. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What exactly qualifies Alan Pardew to judge what is required of a successful top flight footballer? Perhaps it's all those medals and trophies he has picked up along the way as a top flight player or the long list of top flight managerial honours he has to his name. Honestly man, this fool managing Premier League and International standard footballers is an utter travesty. It's like giving a Gibbon a Ferrari. The Americans gave a Chimp a rocket! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What exactly qualifies Alan Pardew to judge what is required of a successful top flight footballer? Perhaps it's all those medals and trophies he has picked up along the way as a top flight player or the long list of top flight managerial honours he has to his name. Honestly man, this fool managing Premier League and International standard footballers is an utter travesty. It's like giving a Gibbon a Ferrari. The Americans gave a Chimp a rocket! The Americans gave a chimp control of their entire nation, they're idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZWQ3YOMtJaM/UEsnJKgjdkI/AAAAAAAACo0/miO-N7XEaFA/s320/black-kid-oh-snap.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What exactly qualifies Alan Pardew to judge what is required of a successful top flight footballer? Perhaps it's all those medals and trophies he has picked up along the way as a top flight player or the long list of top flight managerial honours he has to his name. Honestly man, this fool managing Premier League and International standard footballers is an utter travesty. It's like giving a Gibbon a Ferrari. The Americans gave a Chimp a rocket! The Americans gave a chimp control of their entire nation, they're idiots. Errrr.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Back to Cabella, bet if Arsenal or Chelsea wanted him and he ended up there, he'd never be asked to bulk up. Watch him bulk up and lose his pace, like typical Pardew players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Put him on the Shane Ferguson milk diet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight When you're the king you can do anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardews like fucking Joffrey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Can't wait for him to 'bulk up' and end up average like Gouffran. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Just to clear something up since my previous post was reported as offensive, I was referring to George Bush Jr, not Pres. Obama. http://www.democratic-republicans.us/images/george-bush-chimp.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight Where did he say this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Needs to stop running forward so much and learn to tackle more too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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