loki679 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What exactly qualifies Alan Pardew to judge what is required of a successful top flight footballer? Perhaps it's all those medals and trophies he has picked up along the way as a top flight player or the long list of top flight managerial honours he has to his name. Honestly man, this fool managing Premier League and International standard footballers is an utter travesty. It's like giving a Gibbon a Ferrari. The Americans gave a Chimp a rocket! The Americans gave a chimp control of their entire nation, they're idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZWQ3YOMtJaM/UEsnJKgjdkI/AAAAAAAACo0/miO-N7XEaFA/s320/black-kid-oh-snap.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What exactly qualifies Alan Pardew to judge what is required of a successful top flight footballer? Perhaps it's all those medals and trophies he has picked up along the way as a top flight player or the long list of top flight managerial honours he has to his name. Honestly man, this fool managing Premier League and International standard footballers is an utter travesty. It's like giving a Gibbon a Ferrari. The Americans gave a Chimp a rocket! The Americans gave a chimp control of their entire nation, they're idiots. Errrr.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Back to Cabella, bet if Arsenal or Chelsea wanted him and he ended up there, he'd never be asked to bulk up. Watch him bulk up and lose his pace, like typical Pardew players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Put him on the Shane Ferguson milk diet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight When you're the king you can do anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardews like fucking Joffrey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Can't wait for him to 'bulk up' and end up average like Gouffran. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Just to clear something up since my previous post was reported as offensive, I was referring to George Bush Jr, not Pres. Obama. http://www.democratic-republicans.us/images/george-bush-chimp.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight Where did he say this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Needs to stop running forward so much and learn to tackle more too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight Where did he say this? Post-match interview on nufctv Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight Where did he say this? Post-match interview on nufctv Wish it was a post death interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Always important to bulk up the flair players so they lose that edge which is what makes them the player they are in the first place. Good thinking Pardle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew saying after the game today that Cabella has to "get stronger" He'll bulk up then be fined for being overweight Where did he say this? Post-match interview on nufctv Wish it was a post death interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'd love to know what Pardews assessment of someone like Oscars or Silvas physique is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 It would fucking ruin him if he bulked up. Maybe add an amount of strength but really doesn't need to smash the gym. He is a flair player relying on agility but Pardew wants a defensive fucking winger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'd love to know what Pardews assessment of someone like Oscars or Silvas physique is. Needs bulking up, not enough tackle, moar jumping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Was thinking the same about Silva and Oscar. Pardew needs to shut the fuck up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pardew only likes the Bale / Cronaldo build attacking players. Or I guess.... Moussa Sissoko Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Thought at the beginning of last season, based purely on the visible changes in Hatem's physique/playing style, that Pardew had put Ben Arfa on a different training regime to bulk him up, and also asked him to blast the ball at goal at any/every opportunity (which is why in the first few months of the season Hatem was shooting wildly from 30-40 yards out when it's not his normal game to try shooting so speculatively from that range, and also why he started to look a bit "meatier"). Coincidentally, this was shortly after Bale had been the standout player in the country - i.e. in Pardew's simple mind the solution to the Ben Arfa "problem" was to try to turn him into Bale (similar to Tiote and Essien). This Cabella bulking up nonsense imo adds weight to this theory that Pardew has experimented with Hatem. Probably won't be long before Cabella is being asked to shoot more often from 25-35 yards out as Pardew tries to cover our horrendous lack of creativity with more speculative long range shots and aimless balls into the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Just to clear something up since my previous post was reported as offensive, I was referring to George Bush Jr, not Pres. Obama. http://www.democratic-republicans.us/images/george-bush-chimp.jpg Thank fuck. Glad I scrolled down, was in horror at that post when I saw it now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Big difference between strengthening and bulking, like. Kieron Dyer was never more than around 9 stone but he learnt how to be pretty strong on the ball. It's a silly statement overall, mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Bale, Ronaldo - those are once in a lifetime talents and physical beasts on their own. Just let these guys play their proper game their body has naturally developed into or based on their own specific normal training schedules. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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