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f*** me that's outrageous, its a crime that defender didn't allow the ball to go in.

 

defender put the game in disrepute

 

Should get banned the sick mess of a person

 

Some time later...

 

Defender is an absolutely dick tbh, should be banned for bringing the game into disrepute.

 

 

Hey Mole, way to copy my post(s) brah

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Looking at it again i have no idea what they are on about tbh, as far as passing it. To who exactly? the closest one to him was probably like 3 yards back and it probably would have been blocked on the line.

 

But anyway fuck that nonsense, Hatem is mint and they aren't.

 

http://i.imgur.com/L0gejXD.png

 

Simple pass for someone of his ability and the guy was sprinting and would have definitely got it for the tap in

 

I disagree with that tweet pinning the defeat on him for that, but he should have passed like. Any 3 of Barca's front 3 would have got the assist in that situation

 

Easy clearance for the keeper and/or defender there. No way should he pass.

 

Are you serious? He's basically got a 10 yard gap to play it through :lol:  Even if it's stightly overhit and to the far corner of the 6yd box it's still a tap in on the slight angle

 

Defender moving towards it and keeper in touching distance. It's a simple block unless he lobs it over the gap.

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Looking at it again i have no idea what they are on about tbh, as far as passing it. To who exactly? the closest one to him was probably like 3 yards back and it probably would have been blocked on the line.

 

But anyway fuck that nonsense, Hatem is mint and they aren't.

 

http://i.imgur.com/L0gejXD.png

 

Simple pass for someone of his ability and the guy was sprinting and would have definitely got it for the tap in

 

I disagree with that tweet pinning the defeat on him for that, but he should have passed like. Any 3 of Barca's front 3 would have got the assist in that situation

 

Easy clearance for the keeper and/or defender there. No way should he pass.

 

Are you serious? He's basically got a 10 yard gap to play it through :lol:  Even if it's stightly overhit and to the far corner of the 6yd box it's still a tap in on the slight angle

 

Defender moving towards it and keeper in touching distance. It's a simple block unless he lobs it over the gap.

Nah there's definitely enough space to get it through. The problem I see is that the player the pass is meant to go to looks like he'd be too far away to get to the ball in time for the tap in

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That's never a simple pass in real time man, ffs :lol: he'd have had to roll that ball pretty slowly across the face of goal and hope that Mendy caught up to it and then he'd have had to hit across the goalie and a defender either on the line or sliding in too.  In real time Mendy's at the top of the box and he's got a handful of defenders chasing back at him, 1 in his line of vision and a GK to beat. The closest Nice player to him is sandwiched between the defenders. He had to have a go at goal, that was the only option IMO. The variables and likelihood of misplacing the pass to his two teammates are  far too high esp given the option at far post was their tiny DM.

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That's never a simple pass in real time man, ffs :lol: he'd have had to roll that ball pretty slowly across the face of goal and hope that Mendy caught up to it and then he'd have had to hit across the goalie and a defender either on the line or sliding in too.  In real time Mendy's at the top of the box and he's got a handful of defenders chasing back at him, 1 in his line of vision and a GK to beat. The closest Nice player to him is sandwiched between the defenders. He had to have a go at goal, that was the only option IMO. The variables and likelihood of misplacing the pass to his two teammates are  far too high esp given the option at far post was their tiny DM.

 

:thup:

 

Kanji knows.

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:lol: Fuck off with that run. Fuck off Pardew. Fuck off everything. Fucking fuck. Fucking fired him. Fucking Steve Bruce didn't rate him so Carver fired him. Fucking elephant skin fucking prick. Bore ourselves to death every weekend watching turgid shite and Benny couldn't get a look in. Fuck Newcastle.
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:lol: Fuck off with that run. Fuck off Pardew. Fuck off everything. Fucking fuck. Fucking fired him. Fucking Steve Bruce didn't rate him so Carver fired him. Fucking elephant skin fucking prick. Bore ourselves to death every weekend watching turgid shite and Benny couldn't get a look in. Fuck Newcastle.

 

it's interesting that we've got mcclaren now who has shown no signs whatsoever that he'd put any faith in a player like HBA, can't even bring himself to play Thauvin who he supposedly rates :lol:

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This thread depresses me.  I tell myself the reason I don't go anymore, is because of Ashley.  But I know deep down, if HBA was still here, I'd be going regularly.  Well, that's if he was getting games and not the occasional 20 minutes cameo every fortnight. 

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I often dream 'what would be the first thing I would do if I was Newcastle United's Owner'.

 

Remove the Sports Direct signs? No.

 

I would sign HBA and get him to kick balls at the signs until they crumbled - HBA of course would be wearing a NUFC branded builders helmet.

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:lol: Fuck off with that run. Fuck off Pardew. Fuck off everything. Fucking fuck. Fucking fired him. Fucking Steve Bruce didn't rate him so Carver fired him. Fucking elephant skin fucking prick. Bore ourselves to death every weekend watching turgid shite and Benny couldn't get a look in. Fuck Newcastle.

 

:lol: Pretty much sums it up. We're just not allowed to have nice things.

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He's got the most ridiculous change of pace/direction with the ball at this feet. Hardly anyone in world football that is capable of it

 

Colback does tbf, except his change of direction is from slow to not moving at all. It's definitely ridiculous though.

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Hatem's dribbling and take ons are unmatched in world football. When he does what he did last night in that fuck off fuck you manner not a player can do that at those speeds and change of pace. Frightening acceleration.

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Without wanting to sound like a pretentious twat, that gif that JF has posted is absolutely beautiful.

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