Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm more bothered about Kev if I'm honest, so much potential that lad has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 This guy :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peder Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Cant we just mutual terminate his contract? Man this has been an shitstorm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Taxi driver on one of those s**** FB groups: "On Saturday I posted about Siem de Jong!dont know if anyone remembers well he back from Ireland while the rest of the squad are continuing their tour and me being the nosy fucka asked him why he back so soon? Now make of this what you wish but he asks me to take him to central station when he's going for a scan??? Now howay why is he going to the central station when the hospital NUFC use for medicals and scans and the likes is the Nuffield in jesmond approximately 500 meters from his home." If true either hes injured again or hes off. I reckon he said he was going for scran and was actually heading to The Centurion for some bait. Turns out I'm ITK. I've got more info £5 per PM. I love good ITK story, especially a first hand account like yours, but you've basically just told us that our most injury prone player for a generation is injured Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Cant believe he was allowed to do that. Thought he would have fired it backward, or held onto the arrow. Also thought it was Klopp for a second. twang! Prophetic as it turns out, although I wasn't referring to his hamstring at the time. Ooh look at me, I can predict the future. Prophetic. This needs more love. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Taxi driver on one of those s**** FB groups: "On Saturday I posted about Siem de Jong!dont know if anyone remembers well he back from Ireland while the rest of the squad are continuing their tour and me being the nosy fucka asked him why he back so soon? Now make of this what you wish but he asks me to take him to central station when he's going for a scan??? Now howay why is he going to the central station when the hospital NUFC use for medicals and scans and the likes is the Nuffield in jesmond approximately 500 meters from his home." If true either hes injured again or hes off. I reckon he said he was going for scran and was actually heading to The Centurion for some bait. Turns out I'm ITK. I've got more info £5 per PM. I love good ITK story, especially a first hand account like yours, but you've basically just told us that our most injury prone player for a generation is injured Well I can't give away all the good stuff for free can I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Unbelievable. This lad has a body fit for librarianism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Predictable and disappointing - don't think we can Mbabu too, tbh. Seems he's crock v2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Unbelievable. This lad has a body fit for librarianism. Out of librarianism for 6 weeks with a papercut to the penis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 ... hang on, paper cut to penis. Wears specs... is that what 'book wanker ' means?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Cant believe he was allowed to do that. Thought he would have fired it backward, or held onto the arrow. Also thought it was Klopp for a second. twang! Prophetic as it turns out, although I wasn't referring to his hamstring at the time. Ooh look at me, I can predict the future. Prophetic. This needs more love. I was quite proud of this, but nope, nothing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmoset Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I did an appreciative little 'Hu' sound when I read it. Should have said. Apologies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Feel bad for the guy, can't catch a break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmoset Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Aye, always in Carl's shadow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Loan De Jong out at the very least. We simply can't rely on him but he might get a seasons football (or close to it) somewhere else so he can then move on for his own sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Just as well the Fenerbahce stuff was rubbish. Imagine him in Turkey at the minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Just as well the Fenerbahce stuff was rubbish. Imagine him in Turkey at the minute. would get injured watching the bother on the tv Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Looks like he's been let out for some fresh air http://i.imgur.com/fY3Ynsi.png "Don't go past the door Siem, you're not strong enough yet" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Has to go up there with Xisco and Boumsong/Luque as one of our shittest ever signings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Still willing to give the guy a chance. He's had some ridiculously bad luck (collapsed lung ffs ) but he's looked decent enough when he's played. Give him this season and see how he does before we ship him off to the knackers yard or possibly the Newcastle Uni biology department. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Fuck that. Bloke might be decent but he's a waste of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Man that picture is depressing. Left staring out at the others while they train. Poor guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 26 appearances in just over 2 years,scoring 2 goals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 That photo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Keeping stick behind that gettyimages police tape is a bit harsh though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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