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i didn't want to start a new thread with this inquiry, so i thought i'd ask in here.   does anyone know a song/chant that goes something like: 

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

 

& then there's a bit about hittin' a lass with a something something? 

 

i've only heard it once, so soz if i'm WAY off...  but i'd love to find the true words or even better a link to somewhere where it can be heard... cheers everyone

 

 

YESSSS!!!  that's the actual video i saw!  thanks for that!  O0 :clap: :thup: :celb:

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Referring to the Everton game.

 

"Who's that hiding in the tunnel?

Who's head's peaking round the door?

Well he's now a black & white,

And he says "f*ck", "c*nt" and "sh*te"

When he's not watching, you know we're gonna scorrrrre"

quality :clap: :laugh:would be mint hearing that sung like
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Referring to the Everton game.

 

"Who's that hiding in the tunnel?

Who's head's peaking round the door?

Well he's now a black & white,

And he says "f*ck", "c*nt" and "sh*te"

When he's not watching, you know we're gonna scorrrrre"

quality :clap: :laugh:would be mint hearing that sung like

Aye. Get a last line to fit and that would be unreal
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Referring to the Everton game.

 

"Who's that hiding in the tunnel?

Who's head's peaking round the door?

Well he's now a black & white,

And he says "f*ck", "c*nt" and "sh*te"

When he's not watching, you know we're gonna scorrrrre"

 

:lol: Quality!

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Referring to the Everton game.

 

"Who's that hiding in the tunnel?

Who's head's peaking round the door?

Well he's now a black & white,

And he says "f*ck", "c*nt" and "sh*te"

When he's not watching, you know we're gonna scorrrrre"

quality :clap: :laugh:would be mint hearing that sung like

Aye. Get a last line to fit and that would be unreal

 

The last line does fit man!!

 

Best song ive heard in a long time!!  :snod:

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Build a bonfire

Build a bonfire

Put the smoggies on the top

Put the mackems in the middle

And buuuurn the fucking lot

 

 

Joe Kinnear , He's got torretes fuck

He's got torretes fuck

He's got torretes fuck

Joe Kinnear , He's got torretes fuck

 

 

"He's here, he's there,

He's not allowed to swear.

Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear"

 

All got a run out last night.

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Curse, Curse wherever we may be

Cos we're being run by a bunch of cockneys

And we will curse wherever we may be

And so will our boss, Joe F...n Kinnear

 

He's only a caretaker manager

And his language is a little bit coarse

They came just to write

But he don't take no sh...e

And now Joe can't swear anymore

 

Joe Kinnear, Kinnear

He's coarser than you and me

His mouth's a lavatory

Joe Kinnear, Kinnear

 

He's curses he swears

He caught them unawares

Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear

 

Watch your language

Watch your language

Watch your language for Kinnear

Watch your language

For Kinnear

 

 

 

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Follow follow follow

United's the team to follow

Cos there's no greater danger

Than from dutty Nile Ranger,

he's the best little gangster we know.

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Build a bonfire

Build a bonfire

Put the smoggies on the top

Put the mackems in the middle

And buuuurn the fucking lot

 

Still don't see much of a point in singing about Sunderland when we're playing the likes of Man City.

 

As and as for Boro...

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Build a bonfire

Build a bonfire

Put the smoggies on the top

Put the mackems in the middle

And buuuurn the f***ing lot

 

Still don't see much of a point in singing about Sunderland when we're playing the likes of Man City.

 

As and as for Boro...

 

I guess your a TOON TOON man then?

 

Wouldnt alot of our songs not get sung if we werent allowed to sing about sunderland?

 

Hark now hear the geordies sing

The sunderland ran away. . . .

 

We hate sunderland

We hate sunderland

 

What do you think of sunderland? SHIT !!

What do you think of shit? SUNDERLAND

 

The fulwell end

Is always full

Full of shits , full of puffs , full of wankers

 

Keano he wanks his dogs ( cringe cringe )

If he had a cat , he'd probably wank that ( cringe cringe )

If he had a goat , he's give it deepthroat ( brilliant )

 

Michael Chopra are you listening

You scored a goal down in sunderland

Your not welcome home

You sold your soul

Now your just a mackem arsehole

 

Steve Cram Celebrity Fan

Wearside Jack Celebrity Fan

Cheesy chips for a quid

Free season ticket with a happy meal

You had 25,000 empty seats

Youve got 35 players , no-one knows

Adults for a fiver , kids go free

Youve got EL HAJ DIOUF , who spits in your face

Youve got the ira , running your club

SUNDERLANDS A MASSIVE CLUB

FUCK OFF !!

 

Thats just a few.

 

These songs should be sung at every game , not just against Sunderland.

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'Hark now hear' is a mackem song.

 

The majority of our songs sound poor these days (Geordie Boot Boys was fun back in '84).

 

We need a more musical approach, a bit of syncopation...

 

Try slowing things down a bit, alternately signing different lines etc (thus creating an interesting audible effect).

 

a bit of creativity dear boys.

 

btw, I like the 'Toon, Toon' song with accompanying clapping and people missing every other 'Black & White Army' bit... (recall it at WH many moons ago).

 

 

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We tried to steal Tottenhams version of Oh when the mags , but doesnt work as people just dive straight in , and sing it normally.

 

Because that's sh*t and dreary as f*ck.

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