Superior Acuña Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 18 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said: To Norwegian Wood. We once spent twenty mil, On a big striker from Burnley He signed for the Toon We needed some goals, Went to Burnley, paid them the fee, He came to the toon, Isn’t he good, our Chrissy Wood Needs work... syllables fit though. Even threw a little bonus rhyme in there though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Burn baby Burn Bruno Guimaraes! Burn baby Burn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 12:13, Dandy Man said: Have had this in my head for a few days for some reason.. "Jo Jo, Jo Jo Jo Jo, Jo Jo Jo Jo, Jo Jo-Elinton" (to tune of 2 unlimited no limits) You see? I'm not the only one. Posted December 5, 2021 "Joe Joe, Joe-J-Joe Joe, Joe-J-Joe Joe-linton" to the tune of no limits? Sounds better in my head than it looks written down ☺ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Marvin Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) I already posted this on the Bruno thread, but what the hell. To the tune of Barry Manilow - Copacabana His name was Bruno, he was a baller With yellow shirt upon his chest, 39 was his request He would tackle & start a counter And while they tried to stop his pass They would end up on their ass Across the crowded pitch, a pass he would stitch He's young & he's Brazilian Who could ask for more? COS HE'S BRUNO, BRUNO GUIMARAES THE GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN AGES COS HE'S BRUUUUUNOOOOO BRUUNOOO GUIMARAESSSSSSSSS WINNING & PASSION, IS NOW BACK IN FASHION AT ST JAMES'SSSSSSSSS WE FELL IN LOVE Edited January 30, 2022 by Hank Marvin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Posted it a few times now but, nabbing Man Utd's chant for Fernandes; Bruno Bruno Bruno He came to Tyneside to link with Big Joe He goes left he goes right He makes defences look shite He's our Brazilian magnificooooo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 To Atlantic City by Springsteen The toon will never die, baby that's a fact We were shite for a while, but now we're back Get the cans ready, we don't need your pitty We've come to take the title off Manchester City Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Dan Burn (song 2 style dunning & nurring) Dan Burn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rafalove Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 36 minutes ago, Hank Marvin said: I already posted this on the Bruno thread, but what the hell. To the tune of Barry Manilow - Copacabana His name was Bruno, he was a baller With yellow shirt upon his chest, 39 was his request He would tackle & start a counter And while they tried to stop his pass They would end up on their ass Across the crowded pitch, a pass he would stitch He's young & he's Brazilian Who could ask for more? COS HE'S BRUNO, BRUNO GUIMARAES THE GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN AGES COS HE'S BRUUUUUNOOOOO BRUUNOOO GUIMARAESSSSSSSSS WINNING & PASSION, IS NOW BACK IN FASHION AT ST JAMES'SSSSSSSSS WE FELL IN LOVE we have a winner here imo. Probably just the last verse because eI doubt most of our fans will remember it all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Gets my vote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Matty’s looking calm looking for an easy Targett Let him cross the ball give him ammo and he’ll use it Caution on the wing touch cross and sudden danger Southern Hampshire’s tackling oppo’s little winger Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run run run (Eddie let me out) This might be my worst one yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddyman Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Here's some lyrics to OMC 'How Bizarre'.........oooh Bruno, oooh Bruno you're driving us crazy, you're driving us crazy, every time you touch the ball, everytime you touch the ball, every time you touch the ball, we want a goal..........and repeat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddyman Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 (edited) And another. This one to Adam and the Ants 'Prince Charming. Don't you ever, don't you ever, stop playing football wanting premiership titles Don't you ever, don't you ever, stop playing football wanting premiership titles Newcastle Newcastle The best club in the whole of the United Kingdom and repeat Edited February 2, 2022 by Diddyman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Marvin Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 (edited) To the chorus of Rio by Duran Duran HE COMES FROM RIO AND HE DANCES WITH THE BALL JUST CALL LYON AND PAY THEM ANYTHING AT ALL! AND WHEN HE PLAYS HE REALLY SPLITS TEAMS IN TWO OH BRUNO, BRUNO, WE'RE ALL SINGING - JUST FOR YOU! Edited February 2, 2022 by Hank Marvin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 On 30/01/2022 at 20:21, Hank Marvin said: I already posted this on the Bruno thread, but what the hell. To the tune of Barry Manilow - Copacabana His name was Bruno, he was a baller With yellow shirt upon his chest, 39 was his request He would tackle & start a counter And while they tried to stop his pass They would end up on their ass Across the crowded pitch, a pass he would stitch He's young & he's Brazilian Who could ask for more? COS HE'S BRUNO, BRUNO GUIMARAES THE GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN AGES COS HE'S BRUUUUUNOOOOO BRUUNOOO GUIMARAESSSSSSSSS WINNING & PASSION, IS NOW BACK IN FASHION AT ST JAMES'SSSSSSSSS WE FELL IN LOVE I really like this! May need to print song sheets though... maybe just: COS HE'S BRUNO, BRUNO GUIMARAES our GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN AGES COS HE'S BRUNO BRUUNOOO GUIMARAESSSSSSSSS WINNING with PASSION, and Brazilian passing AT ST JAMES'SSSSSSSSS WE FELL IN LOVE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 15 hours ago, Disco said: Matty’s looking calm looking for an easy Targett Let him cross the ball give him ammo and he’ll use it Caution on the wing touch cross and sudden danger Southern Hampshire’s tackling oppo’s little winger Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run run run (Eddie let me out) This might be my worst one yet. you'll get no argument from me. Funny though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 We're getting our mojo back which led me to the Doors. Maybe a rendition of LA Woman where we call out every player would be a good way of showing appreciation. I loved the one we sang when Rafa was here. Might be a bit long to do every player, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 On 01/02/2022 at 21:39, Disco said: Matty’s looking calm looking for an easy Targett Let him cross the ball give him ammo and he’ll use it Caution on the wing touch cross and sudden danger Southern Hampshire’s tackling oppo’s little winger Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run (Eddie let me out) Better run run run run run run run (Eddie let me out) This might be my worst one yet. Didn't think you could go any higher in my estimations, and then you go and do something like this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Is that 'fight for your love'? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Marvin Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Not really sure where to post this, as it's not really a chant or anything, but it would be good if somebody who knows a half-decent Geordie band could re-record this with the lyrical amendments below, it would make a terrific pre-game opener imo. The rain falls hard across the Geordie land Makes some people dream of sun and sand While others quietly pray for change That's where we came from Two boys playing in the freezing cold One kicks a ball, one kicks the road Mam calls out, but just one comes The other looks back and then he runs In a crystal sense of wrong and right We were born and raised in black and white! One learned to play, one loved to fight We were born and raised in black and white! We were born and raised in black and white! Brother supported the local team Spent his whole life waiting for a dream But when he looked at me, he saw no hope I lived by the sword I'd swing by the rope I had no dream, I had no plan My anger felt good In the fist of my right hand The copper asked how come you killed that man I said I don't know why... Welcome home said the cold moonlight We were born and raised in black and white! One lived for a dream, one dreams of life We were born and raised in black and white! We were born and raised in black and white! Someone handed me a cigarette They offered me my last request I prayed my brothers dream be blessed And then they sent him in He came to me with tear-filled eyes To say his peace, his last goodbyes He swore he'd never understand I said it's just what life had planned It's destiny... DON'T WASTE YOUR TEARS FOR US TONIGHT! WE WERE BORN AND RAISED IN THE BLACK AND WHITE! THESE MAGPIES FLY, THESE MAGPIES FIGHT! WE WERE BORN AND RAISED IN THE BLACK AND WHITE! THROUGH THE DARK, INTO THE LIGHT! WE ARE BORN AND RAISED IN THE BLACK AND WHITE! WE ARE BORN AND RAISED IN THE BLACK AND WHITE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Would really like to hear this get an airing. My dad used to sing it to me and I’ve never ever heard it at SJP. A very simple chant as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Geese Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 * We are the NU the NUFC* First heard this chant at Blackpool, god knows the year, I was just a bairn……. Me and me fatha were having a kick about in the park next to Bloomfield Rd, Blackpools ground….. A decent mob of lads come running through the park in panic, followed by a mob chanting *We are the NU, the NUFC…. The Blackpool home end was shared with Newcastle that day and there was hell on, made the papers due to a fan pictured with a dart in his face. * WE ARE THE NU THE NUFC* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 (edited) Hear me out - New Age Girl - DeadEye Dick. (better known as a song from Dumb and Dumber) Joelinton, he's our Brazilian (Joelinton! Joelinton! Joelinton!) Joelinton, worth 80 million. (Joelinton! Joelinton! Joelinton!) doo-do-do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo-RAH Edited November 12, 2022 by Weezertron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 Outrageous that Schär doesn’t have a song. Could we just use the old Albert/Robert tune for him? He’s of that ilk. Pewa classy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 13 minutes ago, Rich said: Outrageous that Schär doesn’t have a song. Could we just use the old Albert/Robert tune for him? He’s of that ilk. Pewa classy. He does. Fabian Schär my lord, Fabian Schär to the tune of kumbaya. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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