DJ_NUFC Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Alan Pardew is that bit of wetness that stays with you all day when you fart in the morning and have to leave for work and have no time to wipe it again. So you live with it and walk funny, regretting your eagerness the previous night to wipe clean the chicken madras plate nobody else could finish. FML. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Alan Pardew is that bit of wetness that stays with you all day when you fart in the morning and have to leave for work and have no time to wipe it again. So you live with it and walk funny, regretting your eagerness the previous night to wipe clean the chicken madras plate nobody else could finish. FML. Oddly beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 He's already got his excuse sorted if we lose then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 "We was in the changing rooms longer than expected. It killed any chance we had of coming out of the blocks on the front foot" NPW. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 He was crowing on earlier on radio Newcastle about how one moment of magic from Obertan can win us the game so the fans have to be patient with him. Fuck off you clown for every one moment of magic from obertan you'd have at least ten from Ben Arfa you complete bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The delay played into Leicester's hands somewhat. We just couldn't get started today and Leicester certainly took advantage, they dealt with it better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The boys were afraid the screen was going to fall on Obermong's head all game, which meant they were distracted and didn't play with enough fret Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 " The delay affected our preparation and attacking fret, the big screen hampered the players movement and vision ". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The delay played into Leicester's hands somewhat. We just couldn't get started today and Leicester certainly took advantage, they dealt with it better. Winner. Injuries will definitely be mentioned too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Was hoping it'd be postponed, dunno who we have after Liverpool but Spurs and Liverpool are certain defeats. Bet we win this and the cunt buys himself more time, don't know why I care as half the cunts in SJP don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Wanker, the teams in the shit and he still hasn't changed a thing. Utter utter fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Imagine how much Southampton scoring 8 goals must hurt Pardew's brain. Why would they want to score more than one more than the opposition? Incomprehensible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Imagine how much Southampton scoring 8 goals must hurt Pardew's brain. Why would they want to score more than one more than the opposition? Incomprehensible. Just the concept of beating Sunderland will hurt his brain. Impossibru. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Luckiest man alive. Will no doubt paint this as an outstanding performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Under pressure, delay didn't help, fantastic win, delighted for Gabby, let's kick on etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Alan alan, giz a wave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Luckiest man alive. Will no doubt paint this as an outstanding performance. Aye. Jammy cunt. The good thing is that relying on weak as piss, soft hearted twats like Obertan can only give you so long. There's no long term in relying on the Obertan and Gouffrans of the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Spurs will maul them next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Spurs will maul them next week. I'm going to the game and my record's fucking terrible, you're welcome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Spurs will maul them next week. I'm going to the game and my record's f***ing terrible, you're welcome. Good ! Make it happen! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 He'll get fuck all from the next two games bar a hiding. Hopefully we will be 3-4pts adrift with two winnable games to get back on track....just got to hope the papers don't say we are about to sack him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Finally looking the part of Ashleys's wet dream , "A nothing club". The club and fans deserve this predicament Whats there more to say about NUFC? Nothing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Wish I trusted Spurs next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Wish I trusted Spurs next week. Got all the hallmarks of another fluke win (just like last season). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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