loki679 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Just keep hoping Alan. There's obviously nothing you, as his manager and coach, could do to help him improve. We just have to hope things fall for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 The United boss said: “I think he’s a player that was stuck at Monaco behind some unbelievable footballers. All he could do was come on to the pitch and score if he got the chance, and he did that, so he didn’t do too much wrong there. “We’re fortunate to have him and we think he’s a player who can grow. I like his attitude and he’s hungry. He’s a different type of player to Papiss Cisse. “I just hope everything falls for him. I have been fairly successful here with strikers and hopefully he will be a success too" He started 19 out of his 30 appearances for Monaco last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 He's been successful with Ba, who could score blindfolded with his legs taped together - yet still dealt with his situation (in respect to his specific role in the team) in 12/13 poorly. Cisse started brilliantly and continued his Bundesliga form, then turned to absolute s*** thanks largely to the manager's influence. Who else is there? f*** all, really. Ayoze, hasn't turned to s*** yet I guess. Best? Shola? Lovenkrands? Carroll? Gouffran? Aye, successful as f*** during your tenure, that lot. f*** off, you know-nowt c***. If you're a striker then you should probably be the most scared about playing in a Pardew team. Carroll and remy I guess. Carroll played three games for Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Fuck you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 P7 W1 D1 L5 F5 A15 Beat Chelsea though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 P7 W1 D1 L5 F4 A14 Beat Chelsea though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I want harm to come to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "We was unlucky and played well but we showed great commitment and kept going right to the end after a tough few days" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 He'll be delighted with 3-1. Just not quite bad enough to attract any criticism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Still a clueless horrible smarmy twat and a terrible manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 He'll be delighted with 3-1. Just not quite bad enough to attract any criticism. Media will lap it up too. Plucky little Newcastle kept it down to 3-1 at the theatre of dreams. Isn't he doing such a wonderful job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 1 win in 6. Great manager though because the W was against Chelsea. Legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "You're a disgrace! DISGRACE! A bloody disgrace! Get out. GET OUT!" http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/17/2421966E00000578-2878284-image-a-6_1418857523390.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 With a bit of luck he might get done for drink-driving before the Everton match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Quite disappointed the "Pardew out" campaign faded away. A couple of good results made all the "experts" and so-called "fans" worship this clueless fuck, like he's some kind of tactical genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Pretty sure he is part of the Illuminati . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "Alan Pardew, whatever people say I think he's doing a good job at Newcastle" - Robbie Savage, multi-platform pundit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "Alan Pardew, whatever people say I think he's doing a good job at Newcastle" - Robbie Savage, multi-platform pundit. No mention to what led him to this conclusion? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "Alan Pardew, whatever people say I think he's doing a good job at Newcastle" - Robbie Savage, multi-platform pundit. No mention to what led him to this conclusion? Nah. Just hoyed it on his 'analysis' of todays result. Amazingly he can simultaneously watch 8 games concurrently and provide expert analysis on them despite appearing on live TV and speaking to camera at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I know this is obvious, we really need to see this bastard off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "Alan Pardew, whatever people say I think he's doing a good job at Newcastle" - Robbie Savage, multi-platform pundit. No mention to what led him to this conclusion? Nah. Just hoyed it on his 'analysis' of todays result. Amazingly he can simultaneously watch 8 games concurrently whilst appearing on live TV and speaking to camera. Sounds about right. I take savage about as serious as I take Stifler personally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 No doubt content with the scoreline. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "Alan Pardew, whatever people say I think he's doing a good job at Newcastle" - Robbie Savage, multi-platform pundit. No mention to what led him to this conclusion? Nah. Just hoyed it on his 'analysis' of todays result. Amazingly he can simultaneously watch 8 games concurrently whilst appearing on live TV and speaking to camera. Sounds about right. I take savage about as serious as I take Stifler personally. Oh I know, me too - he's awful. Probably even moreso when he's paying attention but this is the sort of person who through the TV, radio and papers help cement peoples views of what is happening in football. Pass me a fucking drink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "Alan Pardew, whatever people say I think he's doing a good job at Newcastle" - Robbie Savage, multi-platform pundit. No mention to what led him to this conclusion? Nah. Just hoyed it on his 'analysis' of todays result. Amazingly he can simultaneously watch 8 games concurrently whilst appearing on live TV and speaking to camera. Sounds about right. I take savage about as serious as I take Stifler personally. Oh I know, me too - he's awful. Probably even moreso when he's paying attention but this is the sort of person who through the TV, radio and papers help cement peoples views of what is happening in football. Pass me a f***ing drink. Spot on as usual mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 "Alan Pardew, whatever people say I think he's doing a good job at Newcastle" - Robbie Savage, multi-platform pundit. No mention to what led him to this conclusion? Nah. Just hoyed it on his 'analysis' of todays result. Amazingly he can simultaneously watch 8 games concurrently and provide expert analysis on them despite appearing on live TV and speaking to camera at the same time. Exactly and it's not just Savage. All of these pundits giving their expert opinion on us and they see about 5 full games of us in the season. It's fucking bullshit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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