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Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle United - 13/09/14 - post-match laughs from page 1


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Guest VanBarduck

I've been laughing hysterically since the fourth goal.

 

Girlfriend caught me and I could easily discerned the immense despair in her eyes.

 

I'll be single soon.

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Guest firetotheworks

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'But...why would you attack when you're already winning?'

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Were we set up defensively today?  I missed most of the match.

 

So two games split between a couple of weeks due to the international break and we have conceded 7 and scored 3.

 

Cracking job.

 

We were set up Pardew.

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Pretty sad if your manager gets sacked just one week after forcing HBA away. Somebody needs to get a Tardis.

 

Even if he does get sacked, I suspect deep down Pardew will still be pleased that he managed to give Hatem the boot as one of his final acts as NUFC manager.

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'But...why would you attack when you're already winning?'

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Were we set up defensively today?  I missed most of the match.

 

So two games split between a couple of weeks due to the international break and we have conceded 7 and scored 3.

 

Cracking job.

 

We weren't set up in any way. We just showed up. I'm impressed they managed to wear the same shirts.

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Get your excuse bingo cards ready lads. I'll go for:

 

1. Injuries - couldn't put out the team he wanted to.

2. Negative fans - players found it difficult to focus on defending

3. Press speculation - unhappy at timings of some articles this week.

 

Bonus round: Mentions the words "negative", "undercurrent", "unhelpful"

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So what's the preferred option?

 

- Ashley sacks Pardew, we rally under a new guy and survive as a new flavour of the same old shit.

 

- Ashley keeps Pardew, we go down and Ashley might sell the club?

 

I doubt anyone would buy us if we were relegated. Stock is too low and it's a risk.

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So what's the preferred option?

 

- Ashley sacks Pardew, we rally under a new guy and survive as a new flavour of the same old s***.

 

- Ashley keeps Pardew, we go down and Ashley might sell the club?

 

Not sure why people think relegation will make Ashley sell. Seems the opposite would be true in all likelihood.

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Get your excuse bingo cards ready lads. I'll go for:

 

1. Injuries - couldn't put out the team he wanted to.

2. Negative fans - players found it difficult to focus on defending

3. Press speculation - unhappy at timings of some articles this week.

 

Bonus round: Mentions the words "negative", "undercurrent", "unhelpful"

 

He will need to big up Southampton, we can't compete with a side that's had £95m to spend if they wanted.

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I don't care whether Pardew is here or not BECAUSE OT WONT MAKE ANY DIFFWRENCE.

 

Newcastle problem is Ashley.

 

Your fucking micey mate, no one is denying Ashley is the problem but unless you have quite a few hundred million in the back and can wait till 2016 hes going nowhere.

 

Pardew is a clueless fraud of a manager, the guy who runs your local youth teams would probably do a better job.

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Get your excuse bingo cards ready lads. I'll go for:

 

1. Injuries - couldn't put out the team he wanted to.

2. Negative fans - players found it difficult to focus on defending

3. Press speculation - unhappy at timings of some articles this week.

 

Bonus round: Mentions the words "negative", "undercurrent", "unhelpful"

 

International break will have unsettled us.

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Pretty sad if your manager gets sacked just one week after forcing HBA away. Somebody needs to get a Tardis.

 

Even if he does get sacked, I suspect deep down Pardew will still be pleased that he managed to give Hatem the boot as one of his final acts as NUFC manager.

 

Probably did it knowing he was a dead man walking, the spiteful cunt.

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Guest strongbow69

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 6s

 

One #nufc fan restrained after trying to get at AP

 

What a absolute tit trying to get on the pitch ffs, probably some thick chav spending his dole money for the week.

 

Some of our fans are embarrassing

 

fuck off with dole jibes, probably works in Tesco  ;)

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I don't care whether Pardew is here or not BECAUSE OT WONT MAKE ANY DIFFWRENCE.

 

Newcastle problem is Ashley.

 

Your fucking micey mate, no one is denying Ashley is the problem but unless you have quite a few hundred million in the back and can wait till 2016 hes going nowhere.

 

Pardew is a clueless fraud of a manager, the guy who runs your local youth teams would probably do a better job.

 

Pretty sure anyone off here could do better, we might even concede as many but I'd bet my life we'd score more.

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