TaylorJ_01 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Don't you wish your girlfriend was O-ber-tan Don't you wish your girlfriend was cool like me dontcha... dontcha... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Reported. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Jesus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Not enough for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Don't you wish your girlfriend was O-ber-tan Don't you wish your girlfriend was cool like me dontcha... dontcha... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Don't you wish your girlfriend was O-ber-tan Don't you wish your girlfriend was cool like me dontcha... dontcha... Bastard!!! Never going to be able to watch one of my favourite music videos in the same light again. You've spoilt it for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Looks like Cabella on the bench again then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I sometimes wonder if Pardew goes about his work ironically. He's fucking mental. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's kind of why I don't have too many negative feelings about our impending relegation. How could I? We're basically taking every possible action to make sure it happens. Would be stupid to complain about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Don't you wish your girlfriend was O-ber-tan Don't you wish your girlfriend was cool like me dontcha... dontcha... b******!!! Never going to be able to watch one of my favourite music videos in the same light again. You've spoilt it for me. Even though it's terrible, I can't stop humming it and seeing his massive head swivel around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Don't you wish your girlfriend was O-ber-tan Don't you wish your girlfriend was cool like me dontcha... dontcha... b******!!! Never going to be able to watch one of my favourite music videos in the same light again. You've spoilt it for me. Even though it's terrible, I can't stop humming it and seeing his massive head swivel around. I laughed. Just b/c TJ posted it though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Lightbulb Heed - FFS... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Wonder if the stadium bloke with remote control for the big telly will take requests. Pardew's playlist.....get the stadium "rocking". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Management masterstroke this. Tell the whole world the one player we don't want starting will actually start. Also, confirm you are absolutely clueless when trying to accommodate players with anything about them. Took all of 7 games to give up on Cabella and revert to a player who has managed just 3 appearances all of last season. Genius. This is going to do Cabella's confidence the world of good. Just F*** off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Call me deluded then, because I am one of those who believes a club the size of Newcastle United should be challenging for European football (i.e. top 6) every year. I readily accept that we might not meet that target every year, but to aim lower in the belief that we cannot hope to compete is unacceptable to me. The lowering of expectations ever since Ashley's second year in charge (in his first year he summoned Keegan to London for daring to suggest the top five might be out of reach) to the point where the majority of our fans are now afraid to say they believe that this club should be able to compete at that level really irks me. The reality is not that we cannot compete at that level, it's that we choose not to, which is massively different. For a club this size it wouldn't even need massive outside investment to be there or thereabouts either. Just reinvesting the money the club brings in on good players and better coaches/facilities, growing commercial and matchday revenue appropriately (at least on a par with other clubs our size) to pay for this and appointing a proper manager capable of playing a brand of football that gets results and attracts fans and sponsors would go a massive way towards achieving this. Don't let anybody ever tell you otherwise. Should we challenge for it? Yes, do we have an automatic right and is the reason we hate Pardew because he isn't finishing in the top 6? No, that's where people outside of the supporter base are wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "We fowt Cheick and Papiss had ebola. We was frettened". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Another problem with this kind of disregard some pundits & arslickers have for the glaringly obvious failings of the King & his subjects is that, there must, by the law of averages, come a time when we`ll get a win & that will be seen as a vindication of Ashleys "patience strategy" of which most on here know for what it is. I have a feeling that this will be the win he's craved & as such, he will have bought enough time to put us out of reach by New year. A predict a fortuitous one goal win & the consequential "foot to the floor"-with no brakes-on the highway to Championship city & beyond Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "When things are going downhill, you need someone to come in and put his foot on the accelerator" - Jim Hacker, Yes Minister Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 A win tomorrow and I think there's a massive chance Pardew stays and we go down, a loss and we are on 4 points with some minging fixtures approaching. I think we are already fucked to be honest. Unless Ashely splashes 30m in January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 hope they show up tomorrow like, not seen anything of them but if they come in organised and look to do us on the counter they could quite easily beat us, we're at our absolute worst trying to break down shite teams at home Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Why can't he play obertan and cabella if he must? Drop colback and have Tiote there as his 'bite'. Sissokho as the other central player. It seems your only allowed one 'flair' player, if at all and in Pardews mind that's still a massive risk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I wonder what the atmosphere will be like. Can see it starting off quiet then people getting frustrated quickly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Pardew Pardew give us a wave as Cisse scores a 90th minute consolation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I wonder what the atmosphere will be like. Can see it starting off quiet then people getting frustrated quickly. Piss poor throughout, as standard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Why can't he play obertan and cabella if he must? Drop colback and have Tiote there as his 'bite'. Sissokho as the other central player. It seems your only allowed one 'flair' player, if at all and in Pardews mind that's still a massive risk It should be Sammy on left, Cabella and then Sissoko, Perez or Oberwank on right tomorrow, however it will as usual be Gouffran and Sissokho in wide / attacking mid roles. Or another idea of playing Riviere or Perez with Cisse up front and Sammy/Cabella on each wing. Anita and Sissoko in middle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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