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Rémi Garde and the case of the missing art galleries


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January 2015 he was unveiled as the new head coach of Premier League team Newcastle United. Upon signing he announced his love for Newcastle Brown Ale, Greggs and a "special managers' discount card" at Sportsdirect as key factors in joining the club. He has a good friendship with long term Newcastle assistant manager John Carver. They are frequent drinking buddies down the bigg market. He has been the manager of several German clubs since 2003. His most recent post was as head coach for Bundesliga side VfB Stuttgart.

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Julian Laurens talking quite positive about him on today's Guardian Football podcast.

 

Heard this too, jizz worthy.

 

What did he say?

 

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Just really rates Garde, says he's a disciple of Wenger etc. Only doubt was the pressure of Newcastle.

 

TBH I didn't actually ejaculate.

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Julian Laurens talking quite positive about him on today's Guardian Football podcast.

 

Heard this too, jizz worthy.

 

What did he say?

 

:lol:

 

:lol:

 

:lol:

 

Just really rates Garde, says he's a disciple of Wenger etc. Only doubt was the pressure of Newcastle.

 

TBH I didn't actually ejaculate.

 

Don't lie Ian  ;)

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So why do we hate Labbadia? ...Do we hate Labbadia?

Apparently he hangs out with someone who microwave's water, anyone who microwave's water is sketchy in my books.

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I think I'll actually bust a nut if we get Garde. I was being a sad cunt today at the gym and day dreaming about getting him in and then launching a raid on Lyon with Lacazette, Grenier and Umtiti following him.

 

Then I came to my senses and shuddered as I imagined that cunt in his gilet, Sherwood waltzing into the hot seat :rant:

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So why do we hate Labbadia? ...Do we hate Labbadia?

 

I know nothing about him, but this sounds very troubling. And familiar.

 

Let’s start with Labbadia the man. And no, I’m not referring to any off-pitch superinjunction-inviting rumours from previous jobs, but simply his media personality. That press conference blow-up was really the nadir of a character trait that has bothered fans for some time – a victim mentality. That’s not to say his feelings are without reason, but there’s little doubt Labbadia (consciously or not) also shifts the blame as a defence mechanism. He likes to claim that he is constricted by a lack of financial clout, a small squad, unrealistic expectations and a lack of appreciation for his work from the fans in the stadium. How fair is this? Well it might be true that the surprise title win six years ago raised some people’s expectations for the future to unsustainable levels, the first-team squad does lack the depth to maintain a strong challenge on three fronts, and in money terms the club of course cannot compete with the very best. - See more at: http://bundesligafanatic.com/labbadias-and-stuttgarts-way-forward/#sthash.ymxmZCvD.dpuf

 

 

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I bet mike uses idioms about something boiling his blood/piss IRL all the time but daren't here because of of you savages and the microwave related bantz that would follow.

 

:lol: 54 will be microwaving all of his water as soon as they do it on Arrow/Jeff Dunham does it on stage.

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So why do we hate Labbadia? ...Do we hate Labbadia?

 

I know nothing about him, but this sounds very troubling. And familiar.

 

Let’s start with Labbadia the man. And no, I’m not referring to any off-pitch superinjunction-inviting rumours from previous jobs, but simply his media personality. That press conference blow-up was really the nadir of a character trait that has bothered fans for some time – a victim mentality. That’s not to say his feelings are without reason, but there’s little doubt Labbadia (consciously or not) also shifts the blame as a defence mechanism. He likes to claim that he is constricted by a lack of financial clout, a small squad, unrealistic expectations and a lack of appreciation for his work from the fans in the stadium. How fair is this? Well it might be true that the surprise title win six years ago raised some people’s expectations for the future to unsustainable levels, the first-team squad does lack the depth to maintain a strong challenge on three fronts, and in money terms the club of course cannot compete with the very best. - See more at: http://bundesligafanatic.com/labbadias-and-stuttgarts-way-forward/#sthash.ymxmZCvD.dpuf

 

 

 

:lol: Fuck that, then.

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