RS Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 The highlights from RTG: - Put Kone upfront - Bring back Peter Reid - Lets start up a new ‘Sunderland Phoenix’ team - Blaming Ellis is a bit Mag-esque - We should do a ‘West Ham’ the craic on their is almost as creepy as Maginpeace, who's that ball licking f***er I picture him as some skinny, weak willed wimp who has been emasculated by his obese bullying wife into spending his life as an apologist on opposing fans forums. Or he's a mackem pretending. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Rumours that they won’t be selling individual match tickets for the final game of the season due to fears that our fans and Wolves (who they play) will buy them. Wolves fans maybe, but us. theres no chance loads of newcastle fans wanting to turn up, why? the relegation novelty has worn off , they are just a laughing stock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 if they're already relegated by then they should offer wolves 10-20k tickets. nice gesture and would give the local (ie newcastle) economy a bit of a boost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 if they're already relegated by then they should offer wolves 10-20k tickets. nice gesture and would give the local (ie newcastle) economy a bit of a boost. Should offer them the full top tier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I'd pay money to go watch the wolves game and see the look on their miserable inbred faces as they wave bye bye to the pub league and say hello to the mis timed tackles and beer guts league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 The neutral section at Fulham could be interesting with the number of Newcastle fans in London. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/coleman-safc-would-be-relegated-already-without-his-jan-signings.1422036/ Gerrin Coleman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I'd pay money to go watch the wolves game and see the look on their miserable inbred faces as they wave bye bye to the pub league and say hello to the mis timed tackles and beer guts league well you can, go buy a ticket, take some pics and report back, nothing stopping you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Imagine having six in a row to fall back on and still feeling the need to try and make it eight because the kids and lasses had won too. f***ing desperate. Imagine being so thick that you can't remember that the last first team derby game was a draw, therefore the kids and lasses wins are irrelevant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 They still have Fulham to play as well. Mitrovic gunning for them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Imagine having six in a row to fall back on and still feeling the need to try and make it eight because the kids and lasses had won too. f***ing desperate. Imagine being so thick that you can't remember that the last first team derby game was a draw, therefore the kids and lasses wins are irrelevant. Irrelevant!! Until Newcastle win, all games are victories to Sunlun U16 games count if Sunderland win, but are excluded if Newcastle win. Makematics 101 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Got to be slinging 20 benk on a Mitro hatty when he plays against them like. (With a covering bet on a red card of course) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Got to be slinging 20 benk on a Mitro hatty when he plays against them like. (With a covering bet on a red card of course) What a glorious sentence that is. 10/10 would read again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Got to be slinging 20 benk on a Mitro hatty when he plays against them like. (With a covering bet on a red card of course) What a glorious sentence that is. 10/10 would read again. Quite, I have no idea what it actually means Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I'd pay money to go watch the wolves game and see the look on their miserable inbred faces as they wave bye bye to the pub league and say hello to the mis timed tackles and beer guts league well you can, go buy a ticket, take some pics and report back, nothing stopping you Apart from the fact I'm 5000 miles from the shithole that is Sunderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Mag in Peace must be in bits right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Got to be slinging 20 benk on a Mitro hatty when he plays against them like. (With a covering bet on a red card of course) What a glorious sentence that is. 10/10 would read again. Quite, I have no idea what it actually means £20 bet on Mitro getting a hat trick against them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I'd pay money to go watch the wolves game and see the look on their miserable inbred faces as they wave bye bye to the pub league and say hello to the mis timed tackles and beer guts league well you can, go buy a ticket, take some pics and report back, nothing stopping you Apart from the fact I'm 5000 miles from the shithole that is Sunderland nee excuse :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkaDot Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Mag in Peace must be in bits right now. Hopefully those bits are in a suitcase, at the bottom of the Tyne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 https://twitter.com/P__Donn/status/972587755191627776 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Jesus Christ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Joke how they are still only 4 points from safety. Hopefully Barnsley beat Hull tomorrow and that is a nail in their coffin I reckon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Dangermows has been abducted and is currently being bummed by Spacealiens, someone is now masquerading in his place on RTG https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-seen-the-mags-goals.1422042/ "As much as they are usually very dull to watch and play with negative tactics their second goal was superb. Defence to attack in seconds to finish the game. Pace, awareness and clinical. Fair play. Didn't think they had it in them. Twats. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Referring to us being 14-1 for relegation - Mackem 1 "My grandad always used to say the bookies are seldom wrong" Mackem 2 "My Granda always used to say 'never drink in a pub with a flat roof'" Dunno why I found this so funny. I don't even understand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Does it relate to garages? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Does it relate to garages? the flat roof comment? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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