Heron Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I was basically saying you have a little willy. #ChildsPlay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I was basically saying you have a little willy. #ChildsPlay My penis is average sized and always up to considerable challenges in the fields of pissing or f***ing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I was basically saying you have a little willy. #ChildsPlay My penis is averaged size and he's always up to considerable challenges in the fields of pissing or f***ing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Portuguese bloke complaining about their women ffs Portuguese women are annoying, constantly bitching about everything and can never be satisfied about anything at all. The only time I've been to Portugal was the Algarve and the asses on show were fucking phenomenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Had a relationship with a lass from Coimbra, Olive-skinned brown-eyed blonde, ass to die for. Smoking hot, but mad as a box of frogs. Edit: that's the one. Ta. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 '...Ahmed the keep be of legs you want to suck on all day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Had a relationship with a lass from Cambra. Olive-skinned brown-eyed blonde, ass to die for. Smoking hot, but mad as a box of frogs. Cambra or Coimbra? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/YVc4Ajt.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There must be at least one 10/10 English bird from all this? You could park a car between her teeth the one at the top! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Didn't someone post Michelle Keegan in an England top in the first few pages? Definitely looked like her at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There must be at least one 10/10 English bird from all this? You could park a car between her teeth the one at the top! At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth is a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and forgetting to spit on your dick before wanking. As if this isn't bad enough, some of them will then w*** you with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There must be at least one 10/10 English bird from all this? You could park a car between her teeth the one at the top! At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There must be at least one 10/10 English bird from all this? You could park a car between her teeth the one at the top! At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Surely. Some friends will tell me that "well I will just tell the lass on how to do it right". But it depends on the lass. I used to date this paranoiac lacking self-confidence girl that if I corrected anything she did EVEN REMOTELY she would then proceed on crying and saying that she "was no use for anything at all" and would then tell me all about how she used to feel ugly and worse than the other girls at high school. All of this while my cock would slowly go to sleep like "I'm outta here bitches". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/FbHz6Uu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zXcSo7P.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Nice. That French lass looks like she would be a lot of fun. The Ukraine one just above looks like she would destroy your whole life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The Ukraine one just above looks like she would destroy your whole life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There must be at least one 10/10 English bird from all this? You could park a car between her teeth the one at the top! At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Surely. Some friends will tell me that "well I will just tell the lass on how to do it right". But it depends on the lass. I used to date this paranoiac lacking self-confidence girl that if I corrected anything she did EVEN REMOTELY she would then proceed on crying and saying that she "was no use for anything at all" and would then tell me all about how she used to feel ugly and worse than the other girls at high school. All of this while my cock would slowly go to sleep like "I'm outta here bitches". Puah rigid reading that. Deets? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There must be at least one 10/10 English bird from all this? You could park a car between her teeth the one at the top! At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Surely. Some friends will tell me that "well I will just tell the lass on how to do it right". But it depends on the lass. I used to date this paranoiac lacking self-confidence girl that if I corrected anything she did EVEN REMOTELY she would then proceed on crying and saying that she "was no use for anything at all" and would then tell me all about how she used to feel ugly and worse than the other girls at high school. All of this while my cock would slowly go to sleep like "I'm outta here bitches". Puah rigid reading that. Deets? Huh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The Ukraine one just above looks like she would destroy your whole life. I would swim up the Amazon river with 45lb weights tied to my scrotum with nothing else but Ellen DeGeneres' queefs as my air supply to have a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial-up connection Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The Ukraine one just above looks like she would destroy your whole life. I would swim up the Amazon river with 45lb weights tied to my scrotum with nothing else but Ellen DeGeneres' queefs as my air supply to have a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial-up connection Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 It's the eyes. She looks like someone famous but I cannot quite put my finger on who. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 It's the eyes. She looks like someone famous but I cannot quite put my finger on who. Robbie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 It's the eyes. She looks like someone famous but I cannot quite put my finger on who. Robbie. !!! In one, she's her double. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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