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He’s getting married soon. My mother in law recently died and it was her funeral yesterday. The parish priest came round beforehand to organise the service and yes chatting to me and my lass and tells he he’s going to the match. I ask him where he sits and he says he’s in a box .. I ask him who’s and he tells me Jacob Murphy as he knows the family as he went to school with his mam in Birtley many years ago and she’s still goes to mass and has kept in touch. 
 

He then mentions he’s doing Jacob’s wedding soon. 
 

Anyway after he’s left . The bairn (9 years old) comes down the stairs and I say guess what “Father David’s marrying Jacob Murphy”.. he then pauses for a few seconds and replies “ Jacob Murphy’s gay??” 🤣🤣

 

obviously I’d used an outdated turn of phrase but it’s telling that he didn’t question the priests life choice!

 

obviously this is highly irrelevant to the topic  - but I thought it was canny funny. 

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