DJ_NUFC Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Just think this lad was once plying his trade at the Bernabeu Is there any footage of him actually being a footballer there? Maybe ran a hotdog cart outside the stadium? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownie21390 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Just think this lad was once plying his trade at the Bernabeu Is there any footage of him actually being a footballer there? Maybe ran a hotdog cart outside the stadium? I was thinking turnstile operator? Or maybe he was one of them fans who have a go at a half time challenge and that's how he ended up on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I wonder if he knows he's shit ...I almost feel sorry for him cause it's not for the lack of effort Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownie21390 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I can confirm there are videos of him out there scoring for Madrid. Mesut Ozil header, Cristiano Ronaldo cross, Joselu finish. Mind was half expecting Santiago Munez to pop up when I was watching it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownie21390 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Also has anyone actually seen his strike for Deportivo against Real last season the first of his two? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I don’t think some people realise the capability level of professional footballers. Especially those maintaining top flight careers. Joselu will be excellent at striking the ball, there was a recent quote about him being one of the best finishers at the club. Of course he’ll be aware of how he is perceived, he looked near suicidal after the two misses against Burnley. If you watched him train or joined in some shooting practice with him you’d no doubt think he was a world-beater. Whilst he’s never going to turn into something he isn’t, I really think a bit of back to basics (blast the f***er on target) and luck/rub of the green would do wonders for him. Suspect he’s missed his chance now (no pun), but maybe Slimani can show him the way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I don’t think some people realise the capability level of professional footballers. Especially those maintaining top flight careers. Joselu will be excellent at striking the ball, there was a recent quote about him being one of the best finishers at the club. Of course he’ll be aware of how he is perceived, he looked near suicidal after the two misses against Burnley. If you watched him train or joined in some shooting practice with him you’d no doubt think he was a world-beater. Whilst he’s never going to turn into something he isn’t, I really think a bit of back to basics (blast the f***er on target) and luck/rub of the green would do wonders for him. Suspect he’s missed his chance now (no pun), but maybe Slimani can show him the way. As we're seeing with Gayle top flight football is very much about margins for strikers. Throw Joselu in the championship he'll no doubt hit double figures and be a very useful player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir_9 Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Honestly we got what we paid for with this guy, I can't fault his effort, its just the ability that is lacking. He is what he is, a sort-of physical presence with an average ability to convert at this level Like someone said earlier, its Gayle who has really let us down this year, considering what we paid for him, he should have been doing more at this level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Did feel sorry for him after the rage had subsided at the match the other day like, he looked gutted after his pen miss but looked like he wanted to die after his shot in the second half, think he'll be glad we're playing away from home if he needs to start tomorrow. Completely lost the crowd at home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Benitez explained that Joselu missed the game at Palace due to illness, with the Toon boss adding: “He has a virus. “Then it was very dangerous for everyone because in the end all the family are with the virus and you have to be careful. “He was very weak.” guffaw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Hope it's life threatening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Pet hate of mine now the title's been changed is him using that stupid nickname for commentary and on his shirt. Just use one of your surnames, hate this trend in football where they use first names and nicknames now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Benitez explained that Joselu missed the game at Palace due to illness, with the Toon boss adding: “He has a virus. “Then it was very dangerous for everyone because in the end all the family are with the virus and you have to be careful. “He was very weak.” guffaw Virus has already infected the team's ability to finish for some time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Whats with the sudden poncey name changes to threads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Hope it's life threatening. No need, really Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Maybe if we put Mato on his shirt and shave his head, he might get better? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I don’t think some people realise the capability level of professional footballers. Especially those maintaining top flight careers. Joselu will be excellent at striking the ball, there was a recent quote about him being one of the best finishers at the club. Of course he’ll be aware of how he is perceived, he looked near suicidal after the two misses against Burnley. If you watched him train or joined in some shooting practice with him you’d no doubt think he was a world-beater. Whilst he’s never going to turn into something he isn’t, I really think a bit of back to basics (blast the f***er on target) and luck/rub of the green would do wonders for him. Suspect he’s missed his chance now (no pun), but maybe Slimani can show him the way. As we're seeing with Gayle top flight football is very much about margins for strikers. Throw Joselu in the championship he'll no doubt hit double figures and be a very useful player. We'll find out next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I don’t think some people realise the capability level of professional footballers. Especially those maintaining top flight careers. Joselu will be excellent at striking the ball, there was a recent quote about him being one of the best finishers at the club. Of course he’ll be aware of how he is perceived, he looked near suicidal after the two misses against Burnley. If you watched him train or joined in some shooting practice with him you’d no doubt think he was a world-beater. Whilst he’s never going to turn into something he isn’t, I really think a bit of back to basics (blast the f***er on target) and luck/rub of the green would do wonders for him. Suspect he’s missed his chance now (no pun), but maybe Slimani can show him the way. As we're seeing with Gayle top flight football is very much about margins for strikers. Throw Joselu in the championship he'll no doubt hit double figures and be a very useful player. We'll find out next season. Who's he signing for like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Imagine Joselu scoring and coming back with this after the stick he's had http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/troy-deeney-celebration.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I hope it'd be more like this: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Imagine Joselu scoring FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Has a better chance of scoring than Gayle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
louistoon Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Hope it's life threatening. No need, really haha but its like totally ok to like, wish someone dies on a public message board #lolzilla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Really hope that's the last of him playing for us, with Slimani available for the rest of the season. Needs to be gone in the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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