Boo Boy Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded GERLD! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Some bloke on total sport said SAFCf have always been ahead of NUFC historically. Said something along the lines of they had been champions of England a couple of times before nufc were even formed. When someone texted in and said ask him who's ahead in 2018 he said we're disregarding 150 years of history. Without checking, I'm fairly certain we've won 3 times as many fa cups, won the most derbies, won a European trophy and played 100s of more ties in Europe than them. You also can't win anything if your club doesn't exist. How desperate are these people? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Some bloke on total sport said SAFCf have always been ahead of NUFC historically. Said something along the lines of they had been champions of England a couple of times before nufc were even formed. When someone texted in and said ask him who's ahead in 2018 he said we're disregarding 150 years of history. Without checking, I'm fairly certain we've won 3 times as many fa cups, won the most derbies, won a European trophy and played 100s of more ties in Europe than them. You also can't win anything if your club doesn't exist. How desperate are these people? Tragically outside of our own rivalry and current standings in the game, it’s the equiverlent of an aids and cancer victim bickering over whose condition is the best while the aids and the cancer eats away at them both. As clubs, forget about cities and past histories, neither are in good health. The future looks bleak for both clubs. At the moment they can at least look up though I suppose, we can only look down. Sad state of affairs for two clubs with huge fan bases and proud historical histories. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded They like their lists of how they’re better than us, things like, ‘first to win 6 derbies in a row, only club to qualify for Europe by winning a trophy’ (why is that a thing? ). They can add a few more. - First to have to close full sections off for league games. - First to play a Championship team’s U21s in a competitive fixture with their first team squad. - First to enter the FA Cup while the Metropolitan Police were still in the competition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Love the last one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElCid Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded They like their lists of how they’re better than us, things like, ‘first to win 6 derbies in a row, only club to qualify for Europe by winning a trophy’ (why is that a thing? ). They can add a few more. - First to have to close full sections off for league games. - First to play a Championship team’s U21s in a competitive fixture with their first team squad. - First to enter the FA Cup while the Metropolitan Police were still in the competition. You forgot the most important one - First to play in the third division Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Does that mean Barcelona are smaller than Sunderland as Sunderland we’re formed before them? Got to hand it Sheffield FC for being the biggest club all this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded They like their lists of how they’re better than us, things like, ‘first to win 6 derbies in a row, only club to qualify for Europe by winning a trophy’ (why is that a thing? ). They can add a few more. - First to have to close full sections off for league games. - First to play a Championship team’s U21s in a competitive fixture with their first team squad. - First to enter the FA Cup while the Metropolitan Police were still in the competition. You forgot the most important one - First to play in the third division Why stop there? First to knowingly play a paedophile. First to hire a fascist... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded Post of the year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded They like their lists of how they’re better than us, things like, ‘first to win 6 derbies in a row, only club to qualify for Europe by winning a trophy’ (why is that a thing? ). They can add a few more. - First to have to close full sections off for league games. - First to play a Championship team’s U21s in a competitive fixture with their first team squad. - First to enter the FA Cup while the Metropolitan Police were still in the competition. You forgot the most important one - First to play in the third division They’d already done that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BergenMagpie Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Looking forward to the Netflix series. Only 3 weeks away now. Really interested to see how its done as its made by sunderland supporters (right?). No doubt they will try to glorify the town and supporters, but it will be a near impossible task given how their season went and the toxic atmosphere. Wonder if they included that butt-head lookalike who took a shit in their own stadium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded They like their lists of how they’re better than us, things like, ‘first to win 6 derbies in a row, only club to qualify for Europe by winning a trophy’ (why is that a thing? ). They can add a few more. - First to have to close full sections off for league games. - First to play a Championship team’s U21s in a competitive fixture with their first team squad. - First to enter the FA Cup while the Metropolitan Police were still in the competition. You forgot the most important one - First to play in the third division They’d already done that. So they were first twice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 They are getting slated because they have the highest wages in League 1, think it’s the highest ever for that level. I wonder if they have bought the league if they win it like we did with the Championship? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Worked it out a few weeks back, they have 45% of the total transfer spend in League 1 this season versus our 18% in the Championship. Mentioned this over on RTG and some weirdly started discussing net spend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElCid Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 That forum really has weird collective self esteem issues. They always seem to be on the lookout for some new and embarrassing way to try and quantify their worth and work out their identity. Be it desperately trying to make football friends like the div kid that sucks up to the more popular kids at school, or failing that, going into Norman Bates territory and just posing as a football friend, and posting on RTG to give them all a fake pat on the back to make them all feel like they have a place in a world where they're irrelevant. They're not the only ones that are irrelevant, but their outright denial of it seems pretty unique to them and it's a mixture of tragic, borderline disturbing, and fucking hilarious. Now they're onto latching onto geographical boundaries again, desperately hoping that a new rejig in their minds, along with some creative* revisionism will finally be the extra thing, along with blaming SKY, KK, the North Sea, 1992, Jimmy Hill, Adam Johnson's victim, the Magedia, Durham Mags, the EU, and immigrants, that'll truly make them believe they'd be a juggernaut as a club and as a city, if they hadn't been so unfairly trodden on by a world that hates them for being absolutely, unquestionably wonderful. What a bunch of gimps. *Retarded They like their lists of how they’re better than us, things like, ‘first to win 6 derbies in a row, only club to qualify for Europe by winning a trophy’ (why is that a thing? ). They can add a few more. - First to have to close full sections off for league games. - First to play a Championship team’s U21s in a competitive fixture with their first team squad. - First to enter the FA Cup while the Metropolitan Police were still in the competition. You forgot the most important one - First to play in the third division They’d already done that. Aye true [emoji38] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Worked it out a few weeks back, they have 45% of the total transfer spend in League 1 this season versus our 18% in the Championship. Mentioned this over on RTG and some weirdly started discussing net spend. That's very weird because they sure as shit didn't make a £40m transfer profit last summer like we did the summer before the championship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 mackematics innit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 two massive clubs collide today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Power sent off :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Howay Warsaw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Power sent off :lol: How many times has he been sent off this season?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 3rd red this season, banned for 5 games now. Fucking hot head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 3rd time this season for him, 5 match instant ban :lol: the wages he gets anarl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 3rd time this season for him, 5 match instant ban :lol: the wages he gets anarl Showin sum pashun and dezire marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Must have wanted some time off for Xmas shopping. It’s only November and he’s got it locked down already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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