ToonArmy1892 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I bit of both - lift one side of your arse (leg) up while still maintaining a sitting down posture, ffs. Yes, then look at what you wiped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I bit of both - lift one side of your arse (leg) up while still maintaining a sitting down posture, ffs. That's still sitting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 The fuck is wrong with this thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 one leg on the floor one leg on the sink, its the only way for a fresh wipe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 The longer this thread is open , the more embarrassing it gets. Just open up a Arse wiping thread ffs. Take your discussion sharing and complete guide to it there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Could probably justify a subforum of its own at this stage tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 How long do you guys microwave your water for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Also, what's a biscuit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Also, what's a biscuit Cewkie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Also, what's a biscuit Cewkie. Leave him out of this, he's got six kids ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-billionaire-suitor-wants-16239039 I mean what a spectacular way that would be to ruin all the goodwill a takeover would bring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dazzanufc1892 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 if it meant a take over but the end of rafa, would you go for it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 The thread was offered Democracy and y'all said you wanted this to keep going, so now we've all seen that picture. Dont you go acting like youve been presiding over owt. I mean yeah alright sure I'm a s*** mod, but still. Youre a s*** mod, but your OUR shit mod. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-billionaire-suitor-wants-16239039 I mean what a spectacular way that would be to ruin all the goodwill a takeover would bring. An Ashley source stated: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” Wow... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-billionaire-suitor-wants-16239039 I mean what a spectacular way that would be to ruin all the goodwill a takeover would bring. An Ashley source stated: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” Wow... I said it in another thread, but that's really worrying if true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 An Ashley source stated: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” Who were these other fake sheikhs? And who's this fucking source? Steve Wraith? Him and GE sat having a pint ringing The Mirror. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Article is all over the place tbh - first paragraph saying they'll get rid of Rafa and next saying that the whole thing is a ruse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-billionaire-suitor-wants-16239039 I mean what a spectacular way that would be to ruin all the goodwill a takeover would bring. An Ashley source stated: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” Wow... I said it in another thread, but that's really worrying if true. Its not true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-billionaire-suitor-wants-16239039 I mean what a spectacular way that would be to ruin all the goodwill a takeover would bring. An Ashley source stated: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” Wow... I said it in another thread, but that's really worrying if true. If you read between the lines it's obvious they were asked about the deal being quick enough and what if Rafa's contract were to run out and the natural reply is if he does find another job then there are other options. That's how I read it. Filling column inches with he said she said drivel, sources close to, etc.. not the horses mouth, yawn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I don't find John Richardson reliable, but that's the first time I have read quotes close to Ashley and it raises a red flag for me regarding the deal. Similar comments were said for the last 2 takeovers and they both eventually collapsed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 if it meant a take over but the end of rafa, would you go for it? Of course the club comes before any individual. The most crutial thing to happen is to get Ashley out of this club, hopefully Rafa will still be there also but if not and we have new owners willing to invest and take the club forward then so be it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Can, can we see the non-Pardew face version? An internet full of porn and you want to see THAT ? Did I really need to put a safety wink on there to make it clear that it was a joke? naaah Rather see her rat than Pardew’s face. Can, can we see the non-Pardew face version? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I don't find John Richardson reliable, but that's the first time I have read quotes close to Ashley and it raises a red flag for me regarding the deal. Similar comments were said for the last 2 takeovers and they both eventually collapsed. Nobody knows and the journalists don't have a clue either. Until there is any official announcement then take everything with a pinch of salt. The statement was there saying the fit and proper test was taking place and that does not happen unless proof of funds have been forthcoming and an agreement is in place (as per statement). I don't think you realise how big reputations for business is over in the Gulf, especially for a member of the royal family. Looks to me they are trying to create stuff to force a statement from Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 "Rafa Benitez faces the sack" He's got 28 days left on his contract man! These journos really are inept on every level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 An Ashley source stated: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” Who were these other fake sheikhs? And who's this fucking source? Steve Wraith? Him and GE sat having a pint ringing The Mirror. The one who worked for The Sun and stitched up Freddy Shepherd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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