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Guest alijmitchell

I don’t know if it’s a legitimate biscuit, but if you haven’t had a stroopwaffle with a cup of coffee you haven’t lived.

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I posted a hipsterish continental selection, whereas you posted wagon wheels. Disgusting hypocrisy

 

I specifically said jam wagon wheels. They're the modern man's biscuit of choice.

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I don’t know if it’s a legitimate biscuit, but if you haven’t had a stroopwaffle with a cup of coffee you haven’t lived.

 

Seconded! Put them on top of the cup of coffee for a minute or two on each side before you start drinking and eating for max pleasure!

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Too many people mentioning coffee. Biscuits only work with tea. Fact.

 

This guy just goes up in my estimation more and more each day. Although a malted milk dunked in coffee almost turned me to the dark side once.

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Obviously tea made in the following order (not loose leaf or teapot instructions obviously):

 

* Teabag in cup

* Add hot water

* Stir to strength

* Remove teabag

* Add milk to a "He-Man" type colour (or charver lass makeup)

* Add sugar if that is your thing

* Drink

* Dunk biscuits

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Obviously tea made in the following order (not loose leaf or teapot instructions obviously):

 

* Teabag in cup

* Add hot water

* Stir to strength

* Remove teabag

* Add milk to a "He-Man" type colour (or charver lass makeup)

* Add sugar if that is your thing

* Drink

* Dunk biscuits

 

- Grab can of Coke from fridge (other fizzy pop varieties just as effective)

- Open Can

- Drink

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Obviously tea made in the following order (not loose leaf or teapot instructions obviously):

 

* Teabag in cup

* Add hot water

* Stir to strength

* Remove teabag

* Add milk to a "He-Man" type colour (or charver lass makeup)

* Add sugar if that is your thing

* Drink

* Dunk biscuits

 

 

The correct tea making protocol.

 

People putting milk over the bag will be shot come the revolution.

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