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Mike Ashley (former owner) (still alive)


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What the fuck's he on about, picking the Newcastle team? I've literally never heard that levelled at him. I think there might have been a murmering about it in 2008, back when Alan Smith couldn't seem to do anything bad enough to get out of Keegan's side. Ashley's got Smith on his shirt so he must be insisting that he stays in the side; but then that would have been in Keegan's book, and it wasn't. I've literally never, ever heard of it other than that.

 

He reckons the two things we hate most is: A, we don't spend the same as Man City and B: we don't like him picking the side.

 

Clueless arsehole. Wish he'd just fuck off. Prick.

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Incidentally, if there's ever any doubt about the set-up/scripted nature of interviews (like the David Craig ones or that one in a Sky Studio last year when he hinted at the Kenyon stuff), you only need to watch stuff like that one above. When it's not all pre-rehearsed, he's just a defensive, argumentative rancid ball of hot air. Shouting, sweating, emotional, arms waving everywhere. 'By the way' this, 'by the way' that. By the way, you're a fucking wanker. Fuck off.

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‘I know hardly anything that’s going on in the company’.

Aye mate, those questions about 0 hours contracts, staff needing medical attention due to exhaustion, and all round typical exploitation of staff and finances you have been asked for years and you still don’t about them.

 

Those grey hairs are starting to show through, hopefully it’s a stress thing and not just age related.

 

Also, £2m for a big 4 accountancy firm to do your finances? Haha, what a joke, the level of trouble you appear to be in with the level of accountancy they’ll need to do, it will cost £2m just for them to sit down and arrange a meeting with SD.

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Incidentally, if there's ever any doubt about the set-up/scripted nature of interviews (like the David Craig ones or that one in a Sky Studio last year when he hinted at the Kenyon stuff), you only need to watch stuff like that one above. When it's not all pre-rehearsed, he's just a defensive, argumentative rancid ball of hot air. Shouting, sweating, emotional, arms waving everywhere. 'By the way' this, 'by the way' that. By the way, you're a fucking wanker. Fuck off.

 

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No one has ever accused him of picking the team just like no-one ever threatened his family. Lying cunt.

 

Moaning about owning NUFC bringing too much scrutiny on him from the media. Sell it then, you fucking duplicitous blimp.

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This bloke has far to much on his plate and boy is it starting to show unfortunately for the fans of Newcastle, Sports Direct is so involved with it now that they will both go down in flames.

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Rancid, bullshitting, lying fat cunt. That’s as rattled as I’ve ever seen him, just making it up as he went along. Bluffing it out in the hope some people aren’t taken in by his shite. The awkward body language and manic hand gestures are a classic overcompensating device for him. Issuing challenges to global accounting institutions, telling everyone he’s definitely not a villain and downplaying the negative issues and the scrutiny that follows is a simple projection of his fears. He’s merely doubling down, the relentless and utter wankstain.

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Why does nobody want to audit him?

Because they will be asked to avoid as much tax as they possibly can, hide as many other financial problems as they can, and everyone from the outside knows that SD is not doing things a company should. If they came out and hid everything and said SD was fine, HMRC would look at the auditors, then also look at other companies the auditors have worked for. Basically as soon as any company does look at them, that company and it’s other companies would be fucked.
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Just when you think you cant hate the cunt anymore...he came across as a fucking freak of nature with his hands all over the shop the gobshite

 

He really is a child in a fat mans body, it's fucking incredible.

 

Jesus Christ guys, I was only Ashley bashing like you all.

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