Jordan Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 25% possession, Bruces way looks a lot like the last 18 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Marty Longstaff might just be the slowest footballer I’ve ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Joelinton and his usual fuk all. He must have a guaranteed starter clause, as there's literally no point or purpose for him being left midfield. Murphy should be starting if we intend to put crosses in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Marty Longstaff might just be the slowest footballer I’ve ever seen. There are two slower players in black and white out there man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Miggy looks up for this mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Bruce attempting to play a Greggsenpress here. Carroll is gonna be done after 25 mins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 We look an absolute mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Carroll floating in crosses from the right. Nothing makes sense in this club whatsoever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Marty Longstaff might just be the slowest footballer I’ve ever seen. There are two slower players in black and white out there man Plus his brother Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Joelinton doing still fuk all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Bruce attempting to play a Greggsenpress here. Carroll is gonna be done after 25 mins They could quite literally pass him to death Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Gloves are off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Joelinton doing still fuk all He looks like he hates the game. Reckon he’ll retire soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 So despite all the changes we are still pinned in our own half desperately chasing shadows. Who would have thought? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Need that Darlow clearance as a gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Marty Longstaff might just be the slowest footballer I’ve ever seen. There are two slower players in black and white out there man Honestly think Carroll and Shelvey might be quicker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Didn't take long for Shelvey to become part of the defence. Other than the odd Hollywood pass, he doesn't get much further that the halfway line. Potentially related, but I used to do that when I played a horrible standard Saturday league. Always dropping too deep to get the ball, it’s probably something to do with Shelvey playing with no confidence and it’s easy and a safe option for him to do - further away from opposing midfield, more time. Also drags whole side deeper, as defence can get up. Needs to show some balls stay and higher and get the ball when opposition is closer. Seems to have lost all his close control now though. Totally shot away as a PL player now Oh absolute nail on the head there. Loads love to stay safe and hide. I've know of Shelvey for years and years right back to his youth cup days and time at Charlton, he was an attacking midfielder and was miles more mobile, he's just regressed and regressed. Its everything Newcastle are missing in terms of midfield, we haven't had a player who can play the position since Cabaye, Cabaye wasn't the fastest but he showed no fear, he offered plenty in terms of attack and defence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 This is exactly the same as every other game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 This is exactly the same as every other game gutted I chose not to tune in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Gloves are off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOdxz77 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 This is exactly the same as every other game Can’t change things overnight m8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Gloves are off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOdxz77 Sounds about right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 This is exactly the same as every other game Work in progress man, give it time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Joelinton doing still fuk all He looks like he hates the game. Reckon he’ll retire soon. Everything he does, he looks like he had to maximum effort and concentration to it. There's no just simple pass for him. Milner always looked the same to me, with the massive difference that he had all the work rate in the world and actually made himself a good footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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