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Pre-Season 2021/22 - Newcastle United 3-0 Norwich City


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Hope he hit them with some scintillating chat from his books...

 

Halfords - "How can I help you sir?"

 

SB - "I need a new headlight bulb"

 

Halfords - "Ok sir, can I have the make and year please?"

 

SB - "It’s an XJ8, 3.2, sports version, V Reg. The XJ8 has just about everything a man could wish for in a motor car. Or, for that matter, a woman could ask for. While there are few women in the highest levels of soccer management, there are many women in business at top managerial levels. They’ll make their presence felt in soccer as the years go by. Mechanically, the car has many excellent features. 3.2 litre AAJ-V8 all alloy engine; anti-locking brake system; facia and side-airbags for both the driver and the front passenger; power assisted steering; stability control; five speed electronic automatic transmission. The audio system couldn’t be better. There are nine speakers and a six-disc CD autochanger"

 

Halfords - " ok sir, here's your bulb"

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Guest HTT II
46 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Why are we playing behind closed doors? 

Because they couldn't find anyone crazy enough to go and sit and watch arguably the two worst sides in the league play a glorified friendly, not even the ha;pay clapper Toon Army shoes off lot? NUFC being the worse of the two of course…

 

 

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