Moose Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) Edit. Wrong thread Edited January 13 by Moose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 He has TWO children with this woman. One after the arrest. TWO KIDS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Astroblack said: Doesn't Greenwood currently have a child and live with this woman? Any burglars on here that are looking to steal some shovels, find out where this prat lives. Same goes for anybody looking to find out how TOR works. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, MagPar said: Any burglars on here that are looking to steal some shovels, find out where this prat lives. Same goes for anybody looking to find out how TOR works. You're advocating murdering me. On a forum. I have no criminal record. I'm a 9-5 schlub. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Astroblack said: He has TWO children with this woman. One after the arrest. TWO KIDS 1. Plenty of abused partners stay with their partners 2. The main issue with Greenwood vs other cases is that pretty damning evidence [phone calls] ended up in the public domain that suggests he did actually do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Just now, Checko said: 1. Plenty of abused partners stay with their partners 2. The main issue with Greenwood vs other cases is that pretty damning evidence [phone calls] ended up in the public domain that suggests he did actually do it. Well the woman forgave and had another kid. We don't know what's happening in their world right now, could be rosey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrone Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Why is it always the online only E-fans that have these weird thoughts 🤣 Too much time on football manager 2001 or something 🤷 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) 3 minutes ago, patrone said: Why is it always the online only E-fans that have these weird thoughts 🤣 Too much time on football manager 2001 or something 🤷 I just want a player who scores goals. Never played Football Manager, was too busy playing real football. Edited January 13 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I don't trust terminally online people to understand healthy relationships. I include myself in that assessment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 In no way did I advocate murdering you but I am going to apologise to you. I looked it up and you are indeed correct at him still being in a relationship with the woman. Something is a bit wrong there. Either he did it and she's a bit mad or money grabbing,or he didn't do it but forgave her for dragging his name through the mud. I am so fucking confused, people just blow my mind. It makes no sense to me either way. I know that a lot of people stay with their abusers, but when it's so high profile? Surely the media have asked her why she is still with him? I still don't want him at the club, just in case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 5 minutes ago, La Parka said: I don't trust terminally online people to understand healthy relationships. I include myself in that assessment. Me too, I'm so confused at the whole situation. I give up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, MagPar said: In no way did I advocate murdering you but I am going to apologise to you. I looked it up and you are indeed correct at him still being in a relationship with the woman. Something is a bit wrong there. Either he did it and she's a bit mad or money grabbing,or he didn't do it but forgave her for dragging his name through the mud. I am so fucking confused, people just blow my mind. It makes no sense to me either way. I know that a lot of people stay with their abusers, but when it's so high profile? Surely the media have asked her why she is still with him? I still don't want him at the club, just in case. I'm not saying the guy's an angel, but he's gonna score goals. That's all I want. I don't condone what he did, I hope he doesn't do it again, I just think there's a market opportunity here and we should exploit it because Atletico probably will and they're a beloved club. Cunts galore but everyone here respects them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrone Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 17 minutes ago, Astroblack said: I just want a player who scores goals. Never played Football Manager, was too busy playing real football. "Real football" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Astro having a full blown meltdown about signing Mason Greenwood Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Generational head loss Greenwood FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Poor lads gonna have some hangover tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) I was on an adderall. You don’t have head losses on adderall just tired of the shit. X players shit but let's pretend he’s not. guy’s top scorer in France, left, right footed, incredibly skillful but he he fucked up once. So let’s sign lesser players so we’re looked at as good. You giys are worse to me than Greenwood to his girlfriend ffs you've all listened to undr the cosh. You know these guys are cunts. youve seen what is said at football games. It’s not a peaceful place. Stop acting like it is. brownie sex tape, Lampard sex tape rio, dyer. Rooney the shagger. Alonso the killer. Jota speeding to his death. They're not saints. Stop acting like they are. Lets get some goals. This lot arent joeyT glorified Ben Thatcher. Put a man in a coma. Edited January 14 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 5 minutes ago, Astroblack said: I was on an adderall. You don’t have head losses on adderall just tired of the shit. X players shit but lets pretend he’s not. guy’s too corer in France, left, right footed, incredibly skillful but he he fucked up once. So let’s sign lesser players so we’re looked at as good. You giys are worse to me than Greenwood to his girlfriend ffs Nobody wants scum playing for us. It's as simple as that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 You really do see everything on the internet. A Greenwood white knight isn't what I expected to read at 8am. Imagine the scrutiny of being owned by the Saudis and what it's bought us, why not add Greenwood to the mix too - he's top goalscorer in France didn't you know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) dont want Wilson”punchable face” who do you want? You dont want cunts but theyre all cunts. fuck the scrutiny. It’s not like we’re talked about anyway. And we complain about not being talked about. Lets get these fuckers talking. and bla bla “women stay with abusers. Yea and then have kids. Save me the sanctimonious crap. Give me some facts. Here’s a fact. Greenwood this season has 16 goals and 11 assists. “we don’t wanna be scum” we already are scum. Man U are scum, City are scum, Liverpool are scum, Spurs scum. And everyone in the stadium would take Greenwood. It’s only here on Holy NO where everyone acts like they’re better than everyone. we’ve employed scum. My aunt was killed by a dunk driver. Joelinton, much as I love him, drunk drove, broke the law, PUT PEOPLE’s LIVES IN DANGER. He just got lucky. that Marcos Alonso killed someone. Jota, say what you want but he was speeding, bang, that’s what happens. Tonali. Spent 70 mil. Gambles. Could have cost us 70 mil. Remy, the rapist. You all love him, he’s a dirty, stinking rapist. Best player to play under Ashley, though. But he’s a rapist. Loveable, jolly old great on the pisser Andy Carrol. Woman beater. Yea but you put his bicycle kicks up for Reading, you put his highlights for Bordeaux. Don’t talk to me about morals. You’re worse than me. You just faking it. Edited January 14 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Christ almighty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) Did someone or not and get likes and all that shit put up Andy the woman beater Carroll’s bicycle kicks for Reading and stats and highlights for Bordeaux. That’s woman beater Andy Carroll you know. He beats women but let’s watch his bicycle kicks. Let’s celebrate him. Joey T put up “barclays man” Ben Thatcher forearming Pedro Mendes into a coma. Let’s celebrate that. Let’s put that out there. Let’s celebrate Ben Thatcher, he’s a hardman. He’s a real man. Doesn’t score but attempted murder. Fine by Joey T the morality police. Give me a break. Edited January 14 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) On 13/07/2025 at 06:03, geordie john said: I lived in France when he played there. I was a couple of hours away from Bordeaux and the fans there absolutely loved him. Played his heart out, towering headers, goals. All for a pitance. As ON said, shame he hasn't gone more local, but full credit to the guy. Playing for the enjoyment. A lesson to be learned by all nearing the end of their careers, instead of being a mercenary in Saudi. Love the guy. True local legend. On 28/06/2025 at 13:22, gbandit said: Nah, he was absolute quality and if he hadn’t had persistent injury issues he’d have had a top career in the PL. He was possibly the best at heading the ball the league has seen and he had a top left peg. He was also a nightmare to play against for defenders. Can’t remember if it was his ankles or his back but he was never the same after he left us and had an injury at Liverpool On 12/07/2025 at 22:02, loki679 said: He's loving life. Quality to see an old pro dropping down the divisions old school style to keep playing as long as he can On 06/10/2024 at 16:00, Superior Acuña said: After growing up with Shearer, I was very emotionally attached to the idea of having a quality geordie striker leading the line - him going felt more than just losing a good player. On 20/06/2025 at 16:14, La Parka said: That 6 months before he went to Liverpool man. He was unplayable. On 21/06/2025 at 01:07, Coffee_Johnny said: One of Gateshead’s finest. Loved Carroll when he was with us. Kind of centre forward I would have liked to be—similar physical attributes (and home town) but I couldn’t head the ball for toffee! despite my first Newcastle hero being (oddly perhaps…) Alan Gowling. I wonder where Carroll sits in list of best ever players from Gateshead? Probably a short list at the very top level, but others that spring to mind, Gascoigne, Waddle, Hunter, Stone, Hutchinson. On 21/06/2025 at 01:23, Mazzy said: Made something of a legend of himself over there by all means. Glad to see it. Hope he doesn't join fucking Wrexham or something. On 06/10/2024 at 02:43, Lush Vlad said: Fair play to him. Looks and sounds like he’s loving it. Would love to score down the local rec and celebrate with the fans like that On 06/10/2024 at 02:48, Hanshithispantz said: Andy Carroll banging a header in is one of the best sights in football. It just feels right. On 06/10/2024 at 05:51, Kid Icarus said: He was also 22 when he went to Liverpool, gbandit said he'd have had a great career, not that he was a top centre forward. Think the bit about him being from Gateshead is wrong as well. He was unplayable for us, particularly in the air, for a good 18 months, no need to downplay that. We still look back fondly on Cisse's (not a better all round centre forward imo anyway) purple patch, so no reason not to with Carroll. On 21/09/2024 at 14:14, Fak said: Bagged a brace. On 22/09/2024 at 15:46, toon25 said: Wish all the best for Bordeaux, like. I like you toon25 but I’m at war here CELEBRATING WOMAN BEATER ANDY CARROLL. New chant for him, 6’4, breaks women’s jaws, Andy Carroll he’s above the NO Law. Go to his thread. Wishing him well, he beat a woman. His headers. He beat a woman. That left foot, he beat a woman. look at that, that’s Lush Vlad, telling me to fuck off and then celebrating the woman beater Andy Carroll. La Parka, “Astro did a no fap”. You celebrated a woman beater. Fak, someone who was a no one till he shit on me a few months ago. Mate, you’re keeping us updated on woman beater Andy Carroll. there’s a post by Kanj in there where he says he has a “SOFT SPOT” for him. Soft spot for the woman beater? Is that who you have a soft spot for? Andy Carroll the woman beater? Towering headers, left foot shots but guys, HE BEAT A WOMAN. Those are Adderall fueled FACTS. Argue with that. C’mon, I’m waiting. Those are YOUR words. Sweet darling Kanj. You have a soft spot for a woman beater. "Mr fuck off Lush Vlad", you’re celebrating a woman beater, not me, mate. You are. Cmon let’s go. He scored against Sunderland. Who cares, he beat a woman. Means nowt. Assaulted a woman. Poor woman. Hope she’s okay. Probably not, we know how hard 6’4 Andy Carroll punches. And he punched a WOMAN. 6’4 praying on women. cmon morality police. Where are you now? Edited January 14 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornah Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Bizarre watching someone have a cyber breakdown..Uncomfortable even. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 52 minutes ago, Astroblack said: Fak, someone who was a no one till he shit on me a few months ago. Mate, you’re keeping us updated on woman beater Andy Carroll. Huh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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