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From the Blackpool Gazette
 

Lancashire Constabulary have warned communities in Blackpool to be on their guard as there is a serial fraudster who has started operating in the area.

 

The notorious scam artist deliberately lies or misrepresents the truth when offering his services, in order to make a financial gain for himself and cause significant loss to another party.

 

Once employed by the victim, the fraudster produces substandard work and has a litany of excuses for why he is unable to carry out his services effectively. 

 

He is described as obese, with a deformed nose and a powderpuff Tyneside accent. Previous victims refer to him as a narcissistic workshy fantasist with a victim complex who lies habitually.  
 

Once he has secured his illegally acquired funds he flees to the Algarve before planning his next scam.

 

The repeat offender specifically targets football clubs.

 

 

Edited by bobbydazzla

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10 hours ago, midds said:

This means there is a chance I might have to listen to a few seconds of him speaking to sky (until I reach the mute button). This is a new fear unlocked again, it has been delightful not having to worry about this rancid piece of fucking shit uttering another word as he'd all but disappeared off the face of the earth. Need to keep that remote closer. It'll be even worse if Klopp gets another PL job 

Hes nailed on to come to us now isn't he, thanks Midds, thanks a Fkin lot 

 

 

Edited by RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

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19 hours ago, Wolfcastle said:

Good to know football clubs have finally cottoned on and stopped hiring him though. Doesn't get mentioned for any jobs now when it wasn't 3years ago that he was the man to take us forwad, shouldn't have been sacked and we were wrong to want rid.

 

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