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56 minutes ago, nufcnick said:

All this sports science man, under cabbage head all of these rooms would have been used for buffets 

 

Wasn’t it that the sports scientists told Bruce to give the players days off? So the fat cunt said. 
 

edit- it was Agnew

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-agnew-hits-back-row-22198023.amp

 

 

Edited by Manxst

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On 27/06/2022 at 15:43, huss9 said:

fuck me, thats definitiely been released on purpose. 

 

"look at me, av got an assistance with a stopwatch but a downt need one.... a just clap me hands. such great motivator me , like. do a run meself?  no, no, pet. done me back in years ago"

 

 What is he actually basing his timing on apart from a fat slob yelling? Not exactly sports science and all done for the cameras to show he is actually pretending to do the job he is paid millions to do. Will have fucked off to Portugal by now. I have never hated a person in football as much as this twat.

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5 minutes ago, OCK said:

I feel sorry for Steve Bruce, every time he looks in the mirror he sees Steve Bruce. 

That's a big mirror, I've heard he has to take a selfie using Sky Glass

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22 hours ago, nufcnick said:

All this sports science man, under cabbage head all of these rooms would have been used for buffets 

 

Such intensity in that session. Love it.

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17 hours ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:


Wan fowty two

Wan fowty three

Luv it


 

Once the camera was turned off he will have walked away never to be seen in training again. ' I rurrld ma sleeves up. Got the training done. One forty two. Youz can see how I was committed. It's the fans and the media who are to blame for wa shite results. If the fans actually backed wa we would be alright. But coz of wa Birmingham past they wont give us a chance.'

 

Will happen by November. 

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1 hour ago, astraguy said:

Has Brucie signed anyone? 

Had made a song and dance in his Sky interview about signing some championship plodders that he's been watching for a while, at the same time praising himself for getting them in early so they can bed in.

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1 hour ago, Ste said:

Catering staff, mostly. 

 

Made some big signings - a new US international desserts coach from The Cheesecake Factory, raiding Plymouth for the pastry chef from Ginsters and stealing a new grill master from local feeder Smethwick Kebab & Takeaway.

 

 

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From the Birmingham mail.

 

It was third time lucky for Steve Bruce as he finally signed Jed Wallace for West Bromwich Albion after two failed attempts at previous clubs.

 

“I think I’ve tried to buy Jed twice before and not been able to get him,” Bruce revealed. “He’s a very good player, and so is Swift. They’ve added that little bit of quality, which is what we needed at the top end of the pitch."

 

“Can I reveal a secret now? He was at our game on the last day of the season," admitted Bruce. "That’s how long ago we were planning. I shouldn’t really say that, but there you go, if I get into trouble, so be it."

 

A few things from a small amount of words.

 

1. Top end of the pitch. That phrase infuriates me, as it's his usual lack of precision or understanding of football and he uses it every time. He's just saying roughly whereabouts he wants stuff to happen. Ah, top end of the pitch Steve? Want more goals, right? It's a bit like when he tried to explain how league tables worked.

 

2. Cosying up to the press by giving them his 'secrets'. In this case, that secret is that he seems to have tapped up a player.

 

3. Lack of doing his job. So, he is making a virtue of thinking about a specific player on the last game of the previous season, before the new one starts. What forward planning, to be thinking literally one game ahead!

 

4. It's also a player he had just admitted he'd tried to buy twice before for different clubs, so it's not like he'd put any real thought into it anyway. He just tries to buy the same players again and again regardless of what's needed (see Choudhury, Hamza).

 

What a stupid hopeless oaf.

 

Good old Steve. One fawty two, one fawty three (using his own mental counting system and clapping his hands).

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5 minutes ago, Abacus said:

From the Birmingham mail.

 

It was third time lucky for Steve Bruce as he finally signed Jed Wallace for West Bromwich Albion after two failed attempts at previous clubs.

 

“I think I’ve tried to buy Jed twice before and not been able to get him,” Bruce revealed. “He’s a very good player, and so is Swift. They’ve added that little bit of quality, which is what we needed at the top end of the pitch."

 

“Can I reveal a secret now? He was at our game on the last day of the season," admitted Bruce. "That’s how long ago we were planning. I shouldn’t really say that, but there you go, if I get into trouble, so be it."

 

A few things from a small amount of words.

 

1. Top end of the pitch. That phrase infuriates me, as it's his usual lack of precision or understanding of football and he uses it every time. He's just saying roughly whereabouts he wants stuff to happen. Ah, top end of the pitch Steve? Want more goals, right? It's a bit like when he tried to explain how league tables worked.

 

2. Cosying up to the press by giving them his 'secrets'. In this case, that secret is that he seems to have tapped up a player.

 

3. Lack of doing his job. So, he is making a virtue of thinking about a specific player on the last game of the previous season, before the new one starts. What forward planning, to be thinking literally one game ahead!

 

4. It's also a player he had just admitted he'd tried to buy twice before for different clubs, so it's not like he'd put any real thought into it anyway. He just tries to buy the same players again and again regardless of what's needed (see Choudhury, Hamza).

 

What a stupid hopeless oaf.

 

Good old Steve. One fawty two, one fawty three (using his own mental counting system and clapping his hands).

Throw Elmohamady into the list of 'tried and trusteds'.

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