Optimistic Nut Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 3 hours ago, Nucasol said: What’s ours by comparison? It's £20 to watch Gateshead and £8 to watch Hebburn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 5 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said: It's £20 to watch Gateshead and £8 to watch Hebburn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Accounts also show over £100k spent on empty crisp packets and carrier bags for pre/during/post match entertainment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 22 minutes ago, RS said: Accounts also show over £100k spent on empty crisp packets and carrier bags for pre/during/post match entertainment. Circular economy marra, they’ll be using them as part of the next big display along with silver foil from the summer BBQs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teslact Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Nucasol said: Circular economy marra, they’ll be using them as part of the next big display along with silver foil from the summer BBQs. Reduce, reuse, recycle, unlike those dirty oil pumpers marra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teslact Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 On 30/04/2024 at 03:38, Optimistic Nut said: I reckon we should start singing The Lambton Worm just for the reaction. I took a copy of the book (illustrations with the song) into my kid's kindergarten class back in 2014 for cultural education. It was only while singing/reading that I realized this really wasn't appropriate anymore, especially with half the class being Muslim. Not a good look with what's going on in Gaza today either. Thankfully they were 5 and 6 and so the Jammy Dodgers went down a treat and covered up the colossal fuck up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancrate1892 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Nucasol said: Circular economy marra, they’ll be using them as part of the next big display along with silver foil from the summer BBQs. I thought it was a good idea to pack jazzy toilet paper under the seats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Wonder if the penny has dropped yet that "40,000" ounces isn't as much as 30-36,000 lbs. The generous pity donations from NUFC will show up on next years accounts. Should reduce their customary losses a bit. Look forward to it being mentioned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 18 hours ago, Dokko said: Basic headlines... £9m loss, £18m owner loan and £12 per ticket on average. You got a link to the latter pal? Can’t find it anywhere! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 12 minutes ago, Paully said: You got a link to the latter pal? Can’t find it anywhere! Check the accounts - I worked it out as gate receipts of £10.7m / average attendance x 23 home games plus Fulham in the cup and Luton in the playoffs (975,931 through the turnstiles). Gets you to £10.96 a ticket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 15 minutes ago, Paully said: You got a link to the latter pal? Can’t find it anywhere! Rtg. Think grumps was doing his usual comical Ali skit in his own thread for extra attention Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 By comparison: NUFC gate receipts for 22/23 were £37914000. Folk through turnstiles was: 52127 x 19 = 990,413 Friendlies - 122,408 League Cup - 207,223 Total - 1,320,044 £37.914 / 1,320,044 = £28.72 a ticket Includes the heavily discounted pre season double header and Rayo Vallecano post WC game, plus four LC games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sheds Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 On 02/05/2024 at 15:49, Nucasol said: Had a quick scan over their accounts: - Made about as much from conferencing, banqueting and catering, (plus the three concerts) as they did getting 975,931 people through the gates for 25 games. - Somehow value the Carbuncle of Shite at £90m+ - 58% increase in wages between seasons - Huge increase in money owed to Richie Rich and SarTory (£12m->£18m) - £5m for 5G - half the cunts in the ground still use pigeon or BT phone cards at a push - “Gone woke” with a solar farm at their Academy What do you mean by £5million for 5G? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 2 minutes ago, 2sheds said: What do you mean by £5million for 5G? They’re paying £5m to get 5G enabled in and around the stadium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Just now, Nucasol said: They’re paying £5m to get 5G enabled in and around the stadium. Jesus, they could sign Will Grigg for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 5 minutes ago, 2sheds said: What do you mean by £5million for 5G? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 1 minute ago, Optimistic Nut said: Jesus, they could sign Will Grigg for that. £5.7m actually. So one Joselu. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sheds Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Nucasol said: Aah right it’s how much they (with government support) will have to spend to bring it up to 5G I thought at first that’s what they were claiming they’d get from the mobile networks for hosting 5G equipment😀 in reality they’d be lucky to get more than 1/4 million per year for that but this is the team that gets 40,000 “attending” every game😀 As for being “one of the first clubs to provide 5G connectivity in the stadium” I’ve been to dozens of clubs where there’s 5G installed I was at MK Dons stadium in Milton Keynes 2 years ago looking at theirs 😀 Edited May 4 by 2sheds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 "This will transform the matchday experience for all attendees" Yeah, they'll be able to watch something else instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, Chris_R said: "This will transform the matchday experience for all attendees" Yeah, they'll be able to watch something else instead. Always good to know what mess nexus have caused before eaving early Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 (edited) Their team is fucking shit They have no manager There’s a billion empty crisp packets on the pitch The fans hate the club The stadium is tired and dated The Black Cat Bar has NUFC stickers and graffiti The stadium is powered by a generator Back shift at Nissan is more appealing than the match They have thousands of empty seats every game They’re skint and rely on loan players So they’re wasting £5,000,000 on 5G to “transform the match day experience” Edited May 4 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 They're not happy with the team Doddsy has picked today. Hopefully it's not the last time he picks their team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 8 minutes ago, The Fountain said: They're not happy with the team Doddsy has picked today. Hopefully it's not the last time he picks their team. As if it makes a blind bit of difference It's an utterly meaningless game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 The fucking state of this! And for their supposed greatest ever player 🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 7 minutes ago, Magpie said: The fucking state of this! And for their supposed greatest ever player 🤣🤣 Big showy displays is mag behaviour, marra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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