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1 hour ago, Hudson said:

True story, Night out in Sunderland in the 90,s My mate and me pulled a lass and her mum in a club. Later on my mate and the mum disappeared couldn’t find them anywhere. 30 mins later they appear. She took him round the back of the club for a BJ. :mackems:We were in our early 20,s she must have been about 40 plus.

I took the daughter back to her house, with her mum. Gets there and the Fucking husband opened the front door to us. omfg, few questions about who I supported (told him I didn’t like football, and that fishing was my thing) they then disappeared, he then scuttles the mum, while I’m doing the daughter.

 

Told me everything about that breed of Human being.

Did she not have her own keys ? Or did the husband say " whees keys are these keys " 

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14 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said:

Did she not have her own keys ? Or did the husband say " whees keys are these keys " 

Think it was her not being able to get the key in the door, so he opened it.
Just remember that, the lasses baby daughter grave me a drink of milk in the morning. 

 

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Just now, Hudson said:

Think it was her not being able to get the key in the door, so he opened it.
Just remember that, the lasses baby daughter grave me a drink of milk in the morning. 

 

Ohhh and the Dad had a Framed signed shirt above the fire. :mackems:

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