sunderland

[OCOCOL]

14 hours ago, BlueStar said:

 

Stag bantz for a mackem apparently. Presumably has his arms raised and eyes shut cos they've just put it on him and not shown him what he's wearing yet.

what happened to a pint of top shelf and robbing them of their clothes and dignity .. ah I get it. 
 

sometimes I hate modern life / football 

[gjohnson]

On 06/03/2025 at 20:46, bobbydazzla said:

Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about 

Look at him, look at Geoff Woade. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker..."I'm going to pull your head off....I'm going to pull your head off cos I don't like your head". Imagine the size of his balls

[Joelinton7]

 

[SteV]

28 minutes ago, Joelinton7 said:

 

And everybody clapped.

[Izakaya]

How do they know what Sam Fender sounds like

[KennyUtd]

1 hour ago, Joelinton7 said:

 

I mean, what a stupid bunch of dicks. The fact that there's absolutely no embarrassment in posting something like this is what's truly astonishing. 🤦‍♂️

[Dr.Spaceman]

One for the DHOTYA

[Joelinton7]

25 minutes ago, Izakaya said:

How do they know what Sam Fender sounds like

Because they blast it out in the attic until their mam tells them to turn it down

[bobbydazzla]

Adam Johnson fingers kids in the parking lot,

The Massive Lads Fans illuminate the business park,

I bew myself to death, feed the corporate machine, 

I meet a mag at work, recite every line and scene,

God bless Ponteland and all of its airlines, 

I'm not the first to live with mags over my eyes

 

I am so blissfully unaware of attendances,

Kids get in for a quid and I'm just out of it,

The tensions of the Champo are rising higher,

We're probably due another loss with all this ire, 

I'm not smart enough to change a thing, 

I have no answers, only questions, don't you ask a thing 

 

All the County Durham mags and plastics that rule my world,

Are saying it's a high time for losing in the play offs,

When the mags laugh darlin' can you say that you've lived your life

Oh, this is a high time for losing in the play offs 

 

 

Edited 10 hours ago by bobbydazzla

[KennyUtd]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-wedding.1651210/

 

They really don't care about us they say. No, not at all. Not a bit.

[Kilcline]

8 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-wedding.1651210/

 

They really don't care about us they say. No, not at all. Not a bit.

Must have been a good one it's gone already 😂

[The Fountain]

31 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-wedding.1651210/

 

They really don't care about us they say. No, not at all. Not a bit.

I did the similar for my wedding 17 years ago. Amongst others, the tables were McCracken, Milburn, Macdonald etc. The top table was the White table as Len White was my dad's favourite player and dad died a few years before.

 

Luckily for me the SMB wasn't around then or the MLFs would have crucified me.

 

[TheBrownBottle]

7 hours ago, Izakaya said:

How do they know what Sam Fender sounds like

Has to be said, Sam Fender himself could start busking next to me when I’m waiting for the train and I wouldn’t know it was one of his songs.

 

The get wound up about the weirdest shite. 

[KennyUtd]

2 minutes ago, The Fountain said:

I did the similar for my wedding 17 years ago. Amongst others, the tables were McCracken, Milburn, Macdonald etc. The top table was the White table as Len White was my dad's favourite player and dad died a few years before.

 

Luckily for me the SMB wasn't around then or the MLFs would have crucified me.

 

Sounds brilliant mate. Fuck'em.

[KennyUtd]

31 minutes ago, Kilcline said:

Must have been a good one it's gone already 😂

It has as well. Record parsnip. 🤣