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[Danh1]

Biggest game for years on Tuesday and they’re more concerned about us. Doesn’t even surprise me anymore. Their normal fans must be embarrassed by delinquents like that.

[Wallsendmag]

19 minutes ago, janpawel said:

First time in this thread for me. Are people wanting them to come up or not? 

 

I do, would love the 2 derbies, adds some excitement to playing the very bottom teams

 

Though do worry they'd injure 3 players each game 😂

 

Definitely not. I don't need to be playing them twice a season to increase my enjoyment of supporting NUFC.

 

Let them rot in the lower leagues for years to come.

[Sima]

The Hague    

[Pilko]

"Wembo tickets"

 

If they get turned over in the second leg, that thread will be glorious. 

[Wallsendmag]

3 minutes ago, Pilko said:

"Wembo tickets"

 

If they get turned over in the second leg, that thread will be glorious. 

 

Sadly they won't. Coventry are worse than shit and they know it. All hopes rest on Sheff Utd.

[Emotic]

1 hour ago, Nucasol said:

To be fair, even their own fans are calling some of their posters morons on this stuff. 

"Is the OP generated by AI?"

 

"Doubtful, as I am not seeing any "I"". 

 

Class

[JT24]

1 hour ago, Dr Venkman said:

When Will The Hague Intervene?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/when-will-the-hague-intervene.1654907/

 

 

 

What the fuck does this even mean?

[Kilcline]

15 minutes ago, JT24 said:

What the fuck does this even mean?

He's comparing his good work standing up for and bringing attention to fewmin rights to a man who rescued Jewish child refugees fleeing Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

 

Perfectly standard rational RTG poster 

[GallowgatePigeon]

2 hours ago, janpawel said:

First time in this thread for me. Are people wanting them to come up or not? 

 

I do, would love the 2 derbies, adds some excitement to playing the very bottom teams

 

Though do worry they'd injure 3 players each game 😂

 

We had a similar conversation last week. 

 

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the consensus is that the dynamic of the derby has changed significantly since we were last in the same league as each other, the lows of a defeat now significantly outweigh the highs of a win.

 

If we skelp them = "You're the richest club in the world, we've just been promoted, you should be beyting us"

If we win by 1/2 = "All that money and you barely beyt us, we're one or two players away from challenging you"

If we draw = "Ha! Still can't beyt wa! Given the gulf in finances, that counts as a win, North Eyests top dogs marra!"

If we lose = I'm not even going to imagine what they'd say

 

There is no iota of a doubt who the best team in the North East is, there never will be again, we have nothing to prove by beating those slugs twice a season.

I get the feeling most of us are happy to seem them decompose in the lower leagues for all eternity, subjecting their fans to nothing but abject misery. 

I know they'd be humiliated in the PL and they'd get shat back down to the Championship quicker than you could say 'wheeze keeys are theyyyz' but I don't want them experiencing a single nanosecond of the joy that winning the play offs would bring. I'm still raging at Coventry for making such an arse of it on Friday.

 

They're a sink of depravity, fuck 'em, let them rot with the rest of the detritus down there.

 

[Rod]

I still think Coventry will beat them.

[TK-421]

9 minutes ago, Rod said:

I still think Coventry will beat them.

Lets hope Frank can repeat what he did with Derby. Lost the first leg at home to Leeds, then went and won the 2nd leg at Elland Rd. 

After winning the first leg, it'll be even funnier if theres 40,000* marra's there tomorrow night, and Frank pulls off another turnaround.

Fewm and Bews aplenty.

[Coffee_Johnny]

24 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said:

 

We had a similar conversation last week. 

 

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the consensus is that the dynamic of the derby has changed significantly since we were last in the same league as each other, the lows of a defeat now significantly outweigh the highs of a win.

 

If we skelp them = "You're the richest club in the world, we've just been promoted, you should be beyting us"

If we win by 1/2 = "All that money and you barely beyt us, we're one or two players away from challenging you"

If we draw = "Ha! Still can't beyt wa! Given the gulf in finances, that counts as a win, North Eyests top dogs marra!"

If we lose = I'm not even going to imagine what they'd say

 

There is no iota of a doubt who the best team in the North East is, there never will be again, we have nothing to prove by beating those slugs twice a season.

I get the feeling most of us are happy to seem them decompose in the lower leagues for all eternity, subjecting their fans to nothing but abject misery. 

I know they'd be humiliated in the PL and they'd get shat back down to the Championship quicker than you could say 'wheeze keeys are theyyyz' but I don't want them experiencing a single nanosecond of the joy that winning the play offs would bring. I'm still raging at Coventry for making such an arse of it on Friday.

 

They're a sink of depravity, fuck 'em, let them rot with the rest of the detritus down there.

 

Have a heart. Think of Derby (yes, I do mean County and their 19 years of shame). 

[GallowgatePigeon]

5 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Have a heart. Think of Derby (yes, I do mean County and their 19 years of shame). 

 

Aye, it would be good to see someone beat that record given that 4 of their 11 points came from us. 

I'm more than happy for Coventry to get promoted and take that honour though. 

[Optimistic Nut]

4 hours ago, Nucasol said:

Wembo tickets and shirt colour selection threads already up marra, nowt like taking it for granted:

 

 

Wembo ticket marracation. 

[Coffee_Johnny]

1 hour ago, GallowgatePigeon said:

 

Aye, it would be good to see someone beat that record given that 4 of their 11 points came from us. 

I'm more than happy for Coventry to get promoted and take that honour though. 

Nowhere near as much fun. Would even give them fou…, actually no;  two of their ten points, and NE unbeaten top dog trophy. 

[Joelinton7]

They’re in a catch 22 because in one world they “don’t care about us, we’re no longer Newcastle United” and in another their ultimate goal is to reach the PL to play us, where should they beat us, they would I’m sure, celebrate wildly, and then invent some new trophy to award themselves. They suffer greatly from cognitive dissonance also known as being totally “delewded”. 

[Elric]

I'd expect our appearance in The Hague around about the same time as the "Crimes against Accents: Sunderland Edition" trial. 

[midds]

Morons at work already giddy at the thought of "gerrin a tigget fur Wemboah". Just taken Coventry for granted it seems

[GallowgatePigeon]

1 minute ago, midds said:

Morons at work already giddy at the thought of "gerrin a tigget fur Wemboah". Just taken Coventry for granted it seems

 

I don't blame them to be fair, Coventry were beyond useless.

[TheBrownBottle]

5 hours ago, GallowgatePigeon said:

 

 

 

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the consensus is that the dynamic of the derby has changed significantly since we were last in the same league as each other, the lows of a defeat now significantly outweigh the highs of a win.

 

 

 

That was always the case tbf

[Hank Marvin]

3-0 United, 6-0 on aggregate.

 

The blades are walking this playoff.

 

If the mackems get past Coventry, reckon they'll still get rogered by this lot.

 

Time to polish up on the Sean Bean bastard impression for the final - If the mackems even make it there.

 

 

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Hank Marvin

[Chicken Dancer]

Aye they’re all very sure it’s job done. I definitely wouldn’t be counting any chickens in a semi final if we were only winning by 1 at half-time. 

[Toon1984]

I think Coventry will be raging after that first game - could be interesting tomorrow.

And no, I don’t want the mackems promoted. Derby games always throw up more uncertainty for the better side  and we don’t want that in a game against one of the three relegation fodder.

[Heron]

The more they get carried away the more I'm certain they'll fail.

[Pilko]

You never know, Cov pinch an early goal and the natives could well get restless. A red card for them, or a lucky break for the opposition and the whole house of cards easy comes tumbling down.

 

I do think they'll make it to "Wembo" for a shoeing off of Sheffield United, but the way they're going on before this second leg is like they're sat on a three or four goal cushion.