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bhoywhonder

bhoywhonder

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"Mags on the other hand..."

 

Want to finish that sentence 'Football Dinosaur'? Would it be 'Mags on the other hand wouldnt rampage through the town centre on a racism fuelled riot torching the police station and causing thousands of pounds worth of improvements to the cuntflap of a shithole city centre'

 

That it?

 

 

 

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TheBrownBottle

TheBrownBottle

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28 minutes ago, bhoywhonder said:

"Mags on the other hand..."

 

Want to finish that sentence 'Football Dinosaur'? Would it be 'Mags on the other hand wouldnt rampage through the town centre on a racism fuelled riot torching the police station and causing thousands of pounds worth of improvements to the cuntflap of a shithole city centre'

 

That it?

 

 

 

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Not that it measures it, but given the fact this wanker is on the internet, it would be easy enough to find that Newcastle is 80% ‘white’ and Sunderland is 94% ‘white’.  

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RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

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31 minutes ago, bhoywhonder said:

"Mags on the other hand..."

 

Want to finish that sentence 'Football Dinosaur'? Would it be 'Mags on the other hand wouldnt rampage through the town centre on a racism fuelled riot torching the police station and causing thousands of pounds worth of improvements to the cuntflap of a shithole city centre'

 

That it?

 

 

 

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The amount of immigrants in the city ? did the MLF's have to ok this demographic like ? 

Seen some daft stuff in me time but honestly man 

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hithere

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11 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Shame we're probably not going to see O'Nien at this level. 


I think you will, he signed a new deal at the start of the season, manager loves him. His versatility means he’ll get minutes.

 

He’s a much better footballer than he’s given credit for as well. 

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Scoot

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1 hour ago, Optimistic Nut said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Fo8frT6SD/

 

8 years since he was a Sunderland player? Played one full season and they still laud him like this. :lol:

 

 

 

31 appearances 8 years ago.

 

He made more appearances for Bradford City whilst on loan there.

 

mackem legend! :lol:

 

Having said that, we've all seen their "legends" list, so its no surprise they cling on to him.

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Choppy Chop Chop

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RTG delusion level 

 

"Alright, mate?" a voice with a distinct Geordie lilt boomed as you waited for your taxi outside the swanky Dakota hotel. You glanced over, surprised, to see a well-dressed man, clearly in his late 50s, smiling broadly and gesturing towards your vintage Newcastle United football strip.

"Aye, alright," you replied, returning his smile.

"Proper kit that, a classic," he remarked, walking closer. "Not many dedicated fans like yourself left these days. Name's Alistair, by the way." He extended a hand, and you shook it, introducing yourself.

"Big fan of the Toon then, Alistair?" you asked.

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"Biggest you'll ever meet, lad. Been following them since I was knee-high," he beamed. "In fact, I'm so passionate, I've always wanted to do something... substantial... for the spirit of the club. And seeing you here, proper dedicated, has just sealed it."

A confused glance was exchanged. He chuckled, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a business card. "You see this place?" he gestured grandly at the hotel behind. "It's been a dream to own a top-notch hotel in Newcastle, a place where legends are made, where fans can celebrate. Well, it's about to become a reality, and thanks to you, it's going to be dedicated to Newcastle United."

The jaw dropped as he continued, "The purchase has just been finalized. And seeing your dedication, mate, a suite in the hotel will be offered, free of charge, for the next year. Consider it a thank you for representing the club's true spirit." Speechlessness ensued, barely managing a "Howay the lads!" as the taxi pulled up.

 

 

 

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Choppy Chop Chop

Choppy Chop Chop

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More AI 

 

Message boards amplify negativity. Online forums like RTG tend to attract the most vocal and critical voices. As one Reddit user commented about the site, "that is the biggest group of miserable gits ever, every slight issue and they write off the player the club the city". This constant stream of complaints and pessimism can be interpreted by rival fans as dishonesty or exaggeration.

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RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

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Sunderland: Neon Graveyard on the North Sea
 

Imagine a city that once dreamed of industry, only to wake up decades later as a rusting corpse by the sea. Welcome to Sunderland — a concrete labyrinth where broken neon flickers against rain-slicked pavements, and every street corner feels like the opening shot of a dystopian B-movie.
 

The skyline jagged with derelict towers and skeletal cranes, relics of a shipbuilding empire that collapsed under the weight of its own obsolescence. The air tastes of salt, diesel fumes, and fryer oil — an unholy perfume clinging to your clothes long after you’ve fled.
 

Food culture? Forget it. Here, the sacred offering is cheesy chips: a styrofoam altar of soggy fries drowning in radioactive-orange goo, handed to you by a vendor who looks like they’ve seen too much. In this city, dairy product substitutes are currency, and vinegar doubles as holy water.
 

The nightlife resembles a failed experiment in crowd control. Pubs throb with drunken chants, the soundscape a primitive chorus echoing through cracked windows and broken teeth. Football is religion; the stadium is a cathedral; and the faithful roar like Neanderthals at the altar of defeat. Step inside one of these watering holes and you’ll swear you’ve stumbled into an evolutionary cul-de-sac preserved in cheap lager.
 

Sunderland doesn’t care if you hate it. It doesn’t want to be loved. It’s a place that dares you to survive it — to wander its decaying streets under the sodium glow of streetlamps that hum like dying insects. And if you make it out alive, your prize is a lingering sense of despair… and the faint aftertaste of congealed cheddar.
 

 The apocalypse already happened here. The rest of us are just catching up.
 

Verdict: Come for the irony, stay for the chips.

1/10 would not recommend 

 

 

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RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

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⭐☆☆☆☆ “Wish I’d Stayed on the Train”
 

Visited Sunderland last weekend. Big mistake. The city looks like it lost a war with time — Dog shit, shuttered shops, and the ever-present smell of fryer oil & Joop.
 

Locals were friendly in the way wolves are friendly to sheep: loud, circling, chanting something about football while staring into your soul. I think it was supposed to be conversation, but it felt more like a tribal interrogation by grey toothed neanderthals
 

Tried the local delicacy: cheesy chips. Imagine cardboard dipped in yellow nuclear glue. Ate half, blacked out, woke up being stared at by mutant seagulls the size of Labradors.
 

Nightlife was… prime evil. Entered a pub. Within five minutes, someone sang something about hating Zebras, 2 men fighting over the domino table & someone weeping openly into their pint of Double Maxim Marra, Unsure if it was a ritual or just Saturday night after another home loss.
 

Left at dawn next morning, passing locals whispering in a language I’m glad I didn’t understand. Train couldn’t come fast enough.
 

Verdict: One star. Chips were warm.

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et tu brute

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Do these thick fuckers not actually watch re-runs or highlights of their games. There are highly noticeable gaps of empty seats still on full display. They only want an extension so that they can say they have a bigger ground than us.

 

Of course the PIF are losing interest, will sell to a 'top 6 club' (Spurs being the fervent shite currently being spouted after Levy leaving) and we will never see a new stadium (I can't wait for the sportwashing faux outrage to come back when it is announced). 
 

We have already seen their shite support for the league cup game, despite their insistence that everything is special currently at their club. The huge gaps for the midweek games will also still be in full view, and the Nissan overtime debate will be in full swing again. That extension thread on their forum is full of their bullshit fantasies and lies. The England match thread and Germany match thread were a full on discussion on our players. Always in our shadow. 

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Moose

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12 hours ago, Scoot said:

I wonder if he got clapped out the pub when he left?

 

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Why are they so desperate to be liked by every other fan base?

Why do they keep making up stories about meeting other fans who love them and hate us?

Why do they keep lying about the 'mag at work'?

Why do they keep making 'opposition fan in peace' accounts?

 

Why are they like this?! Does any other fanbase behave this way?!

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