ste_ne24 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 The mobile phone stuck to the wall mirrored with the monitor so he can watch himself throw the darts surely that has to be off putting? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 minute ago, ste_ne24 said: The mobile phone stuck to the wall mirrored with the monitor so he can watch himself throw the darts surely that has to be off putting? Just recording footage taking up moohassive GB in order to capture his first 180 which could gain as many as 14 likes of facey/insta combined. Those are mega numbers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Presumably this guy is good enough at darts that he's confident he won't wang an arra straight through that monitor below, but as soon as he has a drunk mate or two around that's history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Umbro shorts, white socks and sliders as he wanders the Benidorm strip looking for the cheapest full-English so he can report back to the lads. He's called Gaz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo123 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Snide copy of R2D2 in the background, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, Moose said: The M on FTM is wonky. It's an upside-down W. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 2 hours ago, Wallsendmag said: Anyone for darts? ah man I absolutely hate it when you can see wires. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 On 22/02/2026 at 11:40, Donut said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 10 minutes ago, BlueStar said: It's an upside-down W. So is this one Hamay the Lads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I'm really grateful to have this lot as our rivals sometimes, they're hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo123 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 His ken stinks of Amber Leaf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 17 minutes ago, Pablo123 said: Snide copy of R2D2 in the background, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I'm in Hendon with work tomorrow, last time I was there a few months ago, one of the local Morlocks told me he wasn't bothered about Sunderlands result so long as Newcastle got beat, fuckin demented man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Jesus Christ, I was so wound up by the darts set up I hadn't even noticed how scruffy his carpet is! There's flotsam and jetsam all over the shop, I bet that room smells like a wet dog and stale Fosters! When was the last time you heeewvad that marra?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Ah god! All the clutter on that shelf as well man! The longer you look at it the worse it gets. I'm gonna have to log off for the night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 that is absolutely tragic sad cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Moose said: Ah god! All the clutter on that shelf as well man! The longer you look at it the worse it gets. I'm gonna have to log off for the night. looks like he’s given the carpet a scrub before he took the photo. Either there’s a few millimetre gap behind that plate either or it’s som shoddy cutting in. Hard to tell but I think it’s the former Edited February 26 by Fak Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 This level of forensic analysis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo123 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 minute ago, Fak said: looks like he’s given the carpet a scrub before he took the photo. Either there’s a few millimetre gap behind that plate either or it’s som shoddy cutting in. Hard to tell but I think it’s the former That's his piss in that. Dirty bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 minute ago, Pablo123 said: That's his piss in that. Dirty bastard. No way to confirm it but it’s definitely worth spreading the rumour anyway until he denies it. He’s also definitely got a mega XL canvas of Lunch Atop a Skyscraper above his bed as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Why’s he got a butt plug for a handle as well man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Where do you buy these high up phone door clamps ? Here's me putting my phone on a horizontal desk like a fuckin idiot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 7 minutes ago, Fak said: Why’s he got a butt plug for a handle as well man? Because hes tall ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 3 hours ago, Wallsendmag said: Anyone for darts? This has Uncal Mick written all owa it. Possibly a spawn of his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanLooneyToon Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 (edited) That shelf looks like it was put in by someone who was too drunk to level it out. It's a feather away from knocking over and taking his porn collection on the left with it. Edited February 27 by AmericanLooneyToon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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