Moose Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 31 minutes ago, Moose said: Why would he even need a washing machine when he wears the same mackem home top and Lonsdale trackies every day? Speaking of Lonsdale, I've just been sent this: Yes, thats right. That's the official club channel reminiscing over a shirt from a 15 point relegation season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 41 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: That’s all I do these days, I don’t even cover myself - a duvet is an indulgence. But on a cold night in NE England? Socks all the way. Nah.....Just need a decent duvet, then peep your feet out when too warm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 They love a jackanory story over there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 37 minutes ago, Moose said: Speaking of Lonsdale, I've just been sent this: Yes, thats right. That's the official club channel reminiscing over a shirt from a 15 point relegation season. Reads like it's the start of a really bad chant. Lonsdale on the chest FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Every time they start a Champions League thread you can feel the rage coming through every post. Flukey goals, playing sides who are League 1 level, VAR assisted wins. They absolutely fucking hate everything about our involvement. Love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 1 minute ago, Lush Vlad said: Reads like it's the start of a really bad chant. Lonsdale on the chest FFS. Using generational talent Chris Rigg to model it too. Clueless cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 https://www.safc.com/news/2026/february/24/season-ticket-waiting-list-now-open/ Season ticket waiting list? Don't even fill the SOS unless we're there. They really think they're bigger than they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 25 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Reads like it's the start of a really bad chant. Lonsdale on the chest FFS. Lonsdale on the chest, Beaten by the rest, 15 points “wear” going all the way… to the Champo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teslact Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 1 hour ago, Wallsendmag said: Not me. I use Lenor. My sister worked with the real Lenor back in the 80s. Her dad worked at P&G and suggested the name of his new daughter in the new product naming contest back in the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 1 hour ago, Spartan said: They love a jackanory story over there On N-O, we're discussing washing machine etiquette, using deodorant on your boxers and analysing a shithole of a living room on the mackem thread. Meanwhile on RTG, they're expressing their relief that we've drawn Barça in the CL round of 16 on one of many Newcastle threads. Levels. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilcline Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 8 minutes ago, Moose said: On N-O, we're discussing washing machine etiquette, using deodorant on your boxers and analysing a shithole of a living room on the mackem thread. Meanwhile on RTG, they're expressing their relief that we've drawn Barça in the CL round of 16 on one of many Newcastle threads. Levels. Have they claimed Saudi Arabia has paid off UEFA and that's why we're the early KO a few days before playing them yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 209 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 I find it incredible that they have re-released the away shirt from the 15 point season. I've checked and that shirt didn't carry over into the following season where they were promoted with Roy Keane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 End of February update tracking their season in comparison to their best, their average, their worst, and the PL average for 18th place (...oh!! the early season optimism). Falling away from their best trajectory now, but still doing relatively great, i.e. well above their average. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Funniest thing about that darts set up for me is that it could all be perfectly aligned, wires hidden, carpet clean, right font etc etc and it would still be the saddest fucking thing I've seen in my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andycap Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 I see they won again there right jammy bastards like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 State of Darlow’s attempt to save that pen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andycap Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Just sit with every fucker behind the ball and hope for a mistake seems to be there game plan from what I've seen of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 14 minutes ago, andycap said: I see they won again there right jammy bastards like. Out of only 3 shots, the pella was their only shot on target. #FTM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 If you can go through a match without conceding then there is always a chance to win with a fluke or piece of good fortune. I would not be averse to us going through a match without conceding a goal to be quite frank... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 6 minutes ago, pinkeye said: If you can go through a match without conceding then there is always a chance to win with a fluke or piece of good fortune. I would not be averse to us going through a match without conceding a goal to be quite frank... Alright mate Sunderland aren't going to shag ya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 9 minutes ago, pinkeye said: If you can go through a match without conceding then there is always a chance to win with a fluke or piece of good fortune. I would not be averse to us going through a match without conceding a goal to be quite frank... Last time we went through a match without conceding a chance we still lost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Fak said: Alright mate Sunderland aren't going to shag ya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, TRC said: Last time we went through a match without conceding a chance we still lost. Ouch!!! That was a painful one.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Fak said: Alright mate Sunderland aren't going to shag ya 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 They have a thread today complaining about the Holiday Inn at Boldon being rebranded as "Newcastle South". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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