bobbydazzla Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 Found a hair in my soup, waiter was a mag Stood in a dog turd, the mutt was a mag Train was delayed, driver was a mag Got a parking fine, checky was a mag Seagull shat on me, bird was a mag Got knob rot off a brass, hooker was a mag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 3 hours ago, Stifler said: I keep saying it time and time again, but it’s amazing how people in North Shields aren’t entitled to support Newcastle, but they keep trying to claim South Shields, Ashington, and think everyone in Spennymoor should a Sunderland season ticket holder. For the record, a lot of my friends happen to be friends with Sam Fender, and he is a regular in one of my local pubs. He Absolutely was a Newcastle United fan before the takeover. We all know he grew up in poverty, but when he did have money he went to games with mutual friends of mine. There's pictures of him as a bairn in toon tops and toon training gear, it's desperate stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 We used to hate Wigan...apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 It’s always drivel that can’t be quantified with these morons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 I don't know who I would pick as the two most famous young players on the planet in all honesty, but I'm not sure Jowab would be in there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 1 hour ago, Sima said: It’s always drivel that can’t be quantified with these morons. Aye, I think the point about Wigan, which was made from every football fan, was that it was a Rugby town. After their first season in the Premier League, their fans turned their backs on them. I went to the away match when we played them in the Championship. Half an hour so outside their ground and I shit you not, I only saw 1 person with a Wigan top on. Don’t get me wrong, come the start of the game they still had more fans that us in the stadium (as you should for a home match), but barely, and they must just drop in 5 minutes before KO. Additionally, if we were to house the same percentage of fans/population in our stadium as Wigan do, then we would need the worlds largest stadium. Even 25% of Tynesides population would require a 250k-300k stadium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 1 minute ago, OpenC said: I don't know who I would pick as the two most famous young players on the planet in all honesty, but I'm not sure Jowab would be in there Yeah, possibly Jude, and then Lamine Yamal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 1 hour ago, Dancing Brave said: We used to hate Wigan...apparently The clubs are only 13 miles apart the daft cunt. They try everything to justify why we're a far bigger club and have far bigger support. Even that thread is about championship attendances, but as always it comes back to us. Daft cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 2 hours ago, Dancing Brave said: If he was as good as they say he is (he's certainly not), then he would have signed for a higher club than them, when he left Birmingham for a relevant pittance. As for Miley, he has just come back from injury after being out for months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLC Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 Are they boycotting watching this England game given the infestation of mags in the starting line-up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 2 minutes ago, JLC said: Are they boycotting watching this England game given the infestation of mags in the starting line-up? Will just be desperate for England to lose as a direct result of mag shitness, I should imagine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 (edited) 15 minutes ago, et tu brute said: If he was as good as they say he is (he's certainly not), then he would have signed for a higher club than them, when he left Birmingham for a relevant pittance. As for Miley, he has just come back from injury after being out for months. I don’t think Miley will be a world beater, and I think we will likely leave him behind as a club. In saying this, Miley plays in the Premier League, and has played in the Champions League, and held his own. He is tried, and tested at a higher level. Jobe hasn’t even played at either of those levels. This time a month ago, Rigg was their greatest player ever, and before that Patrick Roberts. At the end of the day though, I think there is a distinction between our fans being excited about a young prospect from our academy, and a Newcastle fan playing for his club and looking like he will be doing so at a decent level, and them claiming that 2024’s Anton Ferdinand is going to be 1 of 2 of the greatest players. Edited November 17 by Stifler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 Nut watchin Teeyno and Anthoneeeey Gordon marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 1 hour ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Nut watchin Teeyno and Anthoneeeey Gordon marra https://x.com/deludedof/status/1858216865828405381?s=46&t=yPbd9G8BOq0rWw0jv09aDg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 1 minute ago, Disco said: https://x.com/deludedof/status/1858216865828405381?s=46&t=yPbd9G8BOq0rWw0jv09aDg Like clockwork Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Disco said: https://x.com/deludedof/status/1858216865828405381?s=46&t=yPbd9G8BOq0rWw0jv09aDg Sunderland fans in March 2024: ‘How dare you disrespect the English flag by using a different shade of red on it for the England kit’ Sunderland fans in June 2024: ’How dare you disrespect England by wearing club football tops to an England match’ Sunderland fans in November 2024: ’I want England to lose because 3 Newcastle players are in the team’ Edited November 17 by Stifler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 2 hours ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Nut watchin Teeyno and Anthoneeeey Gordon marra But taking it well as expected... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGRM Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 1 minute ago, Scoot said: But taking it well as expected... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 2 minutes ago, Scoot said: But taking it well as expected... Mackematics. The return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BGRM Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 (edited) Wonder when we see 3 mackems play for England? (at all never mind in the same game) Edited November 17 by BGRM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 The whole North Shields people shouldn’t support Newcastle and aren’t Geordies bothers me more than it should. First off, a Geordie is someone from Tyneside, heck even some people from Northumberland, and Durham class themselves as Geordies due to a connection they have to Newcastle. Novocastarians are from the city centre, but a Novocastarian is a Geordie as well. Anyway, North Shields is a Newcastle suburb. Ok I know they are not in the same council areas, but the definition of a suburb extends to areas in different councils, and is more of a ‘commuter belt’, and strong economic ties than anything else. Also Newcastle and the North East was deliberately fucked over in the 70’s with the creation of the different councils. It moved away from large regional huge counties, to cities with commuter belts. Look at the size of the likes of Manchester, and Leeds councils. Newcastle by rights should have had all of Gateshead, both of North/South Tyneside, and parts of Northumberland within its boundary. Cramlington when it was built was even marketed as a suburban commuter town for Newcastle. It was split into different councils though to skew the population statistics, to make it look like 4/5 different economic areas, rather than the 2 larger ones it really is. Teesside is similar with 3 different councils. RTG’s keep going on about how everyone in Durham should be Sunderland fans, and how places of Durham are pretty much part of Sunderland. In reality it should be the other way round. Durham was the big city, had an established university, connections outside of the region etc. Sunderland was the North East Durham town. The end result is that Sunderland has grown into a city, and they have been the winners of the population gerrymandering, the rest of the region though has lost out massively, because the government treat everywhere as smaller populated areas, rather than 2/3 major population areas. The private sector is guilty of the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 They’re seething like they’ve just seen a kid in a Mag top on Roker Beach or Urby Emmanuelson has just come on as sub at the Steydium. Hilarious stuff from the seagull spunking building burners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 Don't forget the ferry arsonist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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