General NUFC stuff

[loki679]

I'm not clear on how shagging a hooker means you can't mark Chris Wood.

[The Prophet]

 

[Fezzle]

Not got twitter so not sure what else he says other than the hotel bit but mates sent me a big list of stuff I can only assume is total bollocks. Online fantasists are amazing ha

[huss9]

the vermont hotel story is doing the rounds

my 15 yr old had a list of "text/whatsapp messages" forwarded to me about it.

names 3 of the 5 players and says one of them got a 16yr old pregnant.

sounds like typical made up bollocks.

if yer gonna hire a hotel room for shagging, why do it in the middle of the city centre?!!!

[GeordieT]

2 minutes ago, huss9 said:

the vermont hotel story is doing the rounds

my 15 yr old had a list of "text/whatsapp messages" forwarded to me about it.

names 3 of the 5 players and says one of them got a 16yr old pregnant.

sounds like typical made up bollocks.

if yer gonna hire a hotel room for shagging, why do it in the middle of the city centre?!!!

And all of them at the same hotel. 

[The Butcher]

Team bonding 

[Fezzle]

38 minutes ago, huss9 said:

the vermont hotel story is doing the rounds

my 15 yr old had a list of "text/whatsapp messages" forwarded to me about it.

names 3 of the 5 players and says one of them got a 16yr old pregnant.

sounds like typical made up bollocks.

if yer gonna hire a hotel room for shagging, why do it in the middle of the city centre?!!!

Yeah sounds like what I got. The Willock one is canny funny mind

[huss9]

didnt mention willock in mine

[Miggys First Goal]

Is the Willock one about £150 worth of drugs that he was supposedly carrying for someone else?

[Fezzle]

Just now, Miggys First Goal said:

Is the Willock one about £150 worth of drugs that he was supposedly carrying for someone else?

? £120 on mine but yeah

[huss9]

Just now, Miggys First Goal said:

Is the Willock one about £150 worth of drugs that he was supposedly carrying for someone else?

willock , the most clean living player in the squad?

[Miggys First Goal]

Aye, my neighbour was telling me earlier that he got that message and one about the pregnant lass (he said she was 20 years old). 

[Fezzle]

1 minute ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Aye, my neighbour was telling me earlier that he got that message and one about the pregnant lass (he said she was 20 years old). 

Yeah this bollocks? 

[Miggys First Goal]

That’s them. 

[Miggys First Goal]

The Trippier one does make me curious for the simple fact that his missus hasn’t posted on social media since the beginning of November when she used to be quite prolific at doing it. 

 

 

Edited December 29, 2023 by Miggys First Goal

[christ]

Outright refuse to believe any WhatsApp gossip after “they chopped his dick off lad” turned out to be false.

[Ronaldo]

Imagine leaving the England squad because your Mrs is in a mood. Come on.

[The Prophet]

16 minutes ago, christ said:

Outright refuse to believe any WhatsApp gossip after “they chopped his dick off lad” turned out to be false.

 

Ben White's urinal was a banger too.

[Nucasol]

Definitely attempted mackem psy-Ops in the pre-derby run up. Did you hear the one about Luke O’Nein getting a happy ending off a male masseur at the training ground?

[Ste]

Can tell folk are bored and are ready to go back to work like. 

[maybe_next_year]

3 hours ago, Fezzle said:

? £120 on mine but yeah

 

Bank holiday sales in affect?  

[Miggys First Goal]

Am I just imagining it, or didn’t a similar story go around years ago, possibly during the Robson era, about players using a hotel for extracurricular activities?

[Nucasol]

1 hour ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Am I just imagining it, or didn’t a similar story go around years ago, possibly during the Robson era, about players using a hotel for extracurricular activities?

Sunday “Roast” Club, starring Dyer, Cort, Bramble, Quinn, Jenas and Bellamy.

 

 

Edited December 30, 2023 by Nucasol

[Paully]

I’ve been waiting on an article from this prick - hatred is unreal from him 

 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12910879/OLIVER-HOLT-Newcastle-not-underdog-club-sold-soul-Saudis-stuck-ninth-DANGER-lurking-Eddie-Howe.html

[Miggys First Goal]

It’s a shame he didn’t choke on a brussel sprout on Christmas Day. 

 

 

Edited December 30, 2023 by Miggys First Goal