Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Nobody]

1 hour ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

I'm saying that we do it while we hold onto Isak. If they want Guehi so bad as well, they can pay full price for him as well. If not, we get a really talented center half.

 

 

 

This is how we should play it tbh. 'You want Isak? Aye, that'll be £175m. We'll use about £100m on that to buy two new strikers and £40m to buy the CB that you expected to get for free next season.' All of the sudden Isak basically costs them cunts an additional £40m. 

[Tiotes Witch Doctor]

Yeah, the writing was on the wall as soon as he wanted to "explore his options" it was just a matter of when, personally think we will settle on about 140 mil plus hefty achievable add ons.

[Vinny Green Balls]

Just now, Nobody said:

This is how we should play it tbh. 'You want Isak? Aye, that'll be £175m. We'll use about £100m on that to buy two new strikers and £40m to buy the CB that you expected to get for free next season.' All of the sudden Isak basically costs them cunts an additional £40m. 

Or just fuck it. Buy Sesko and put a bid in for Guehi as big fuck off to Liverpool.

[gdm]

1 minute ago, Sibierski said:

Absolutely not, we need Isak and Sesko. Losing Isak to Liverpool is awful for so many reasons, and signing Wissa doesn’t balance that out at all. Would be an awful window.

I agree but it’s realistically what’s going to happen. Even at my most positive I just don’t see a scenario where we Sign Sesko and keep Isak especially while we are still pushing for Wissa. Isak is gone and will fund Sesko and Wissa 

[duo]

The smart money on is that he will be sold but that doesn't mean that is fact

[Unbelievable]

5 minutes ago, gdm said:

Just resign yourself to him going now and ignore the noise. The pieces are falling in to place. If Šeško says yes to us Isak will go to Liverpool. Isak & Šeško just isn’t going to happen and thoughts of Isak, Šeško and Wissa is just fantasy nonsense.

 

im absolutely gutted Isak is going to them after both his behaviour and their behaviour. To the point I kinda want Šeško to say no but I think if he does we’d get a lesser striker and Isak will still go 

Sweet Jesus man, pull yourself together.

[Vinny Green Balls]

10 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

 

Again from Downie. Saying that if we land Sesko it means Isak can leave but that it puts Liverpool in a strong position because Newcastle will have to go back to them cap in hand.

 

What in the actual fuck are you on about Keith? 

It's utterly stupid. How is our position weaker if we buy Sesko, and if we don't have the most massive PSR issues right now? We can and absolutely should dictate to them what they should pay for our prized asset.

 

 

Edited August 2, 2025 by Vinny Green Balls

[Pablo123]

1 minute ago, Nobody said:

This is how we should play it tbh. 'You want Isak? Aye, that'll be £175m. We'll use about £100m on that to buy two new strikers and £40m to buy the CB that you expected to get for free next season.' All of the sudden Isak basically costs them cunts an additional £40m. 

But they could still afford another £200m splurge if they sell Nunez, according to some daft cunt on Sky Sports last week. 

 

I'd sell abroad, or he stays another season. 

[FloydianMag]

Just now, gdm said:

I agree but it’s realistically what’s going to happen. Even at my most positive I just don’t see a scenario where we Sign Sesko and keep Isak especially while we are still pushing for Wissa. Isak is gone and will fund Sesko and Wissa 

And if Sesko decides to wait for Man U?

[gdm]

2 minutes ago, Unbelievable said:

Sweet Jesus man, pull yourself together.

I’m perfectly fine ma man just think Isak is a cunt and I can’t stand Liverpool that aside I’m magic. Nothing I’ve said there warranted that dramatic response mind 
 

 

 

Edited August 2, 2025 by gdm

[gdm]

Just now, FloydianMag said:

And if Sesko decides to wait for Man U?

I just said, we’ll pivot to Watkins or sign a lesser striker 

[TBG]

Absolute 4d chess by sem

 

[FloydianMag]

2 minutes ago, gdm said:

I just said, we’ll pivot to Watkins or sign a lesser striker 

Did you? No mention of Watkins in your post I replied too.

[Vinny Green Balls]

2 minutes ago, TBG said:

Absolute 4d chess by sem

 

hmmm. "I'm not being funny" and "joke" in the same sentence...we are watching language die a fiery death right in front of our very eyes.

 

 

Edited August 2, 2025 by Vinny Green Balls

[gdm]

2 minutes ago, FloydianMag said:

Did you? No mention of Watkins in your post I replied too.

I said a lesser striker in another post I think (Not saying Watkins is) just mean I don’t think it’s the end of the Isak saga if Šeško says no 

[Ben]

The thing we do know is that these Twitter Journalists know jack shit

[Vinny Green Balls]

2 minutes ago, gdm said:

I said a lesser striker in another post I think (Not saying Watkins is) just mean I don’t think it’s the end of the Isak saga if Šeško says no 

The media clowns will make certain of that.

[et tu brute]

It's starting to get like Twitter with bullshit guesswork and doom on here. Isak will not leave until we have two replacements in the door and also Liverpool then pay our valuation. 

[gdm]

2 minutes ago, et tu brute said:

It's starting to get like Twitter with bullshit guesswork and doom on here. Isak will not leave until we have two replacements in the door and also Liverpool then pay our valuation. 

Don’t think anyone has said any different have they? 

[et tu brute]

Just now, gdm said:

Don’t think anyone has said any different have they? 

So why the whining and crying then coming through thick and fast on here? It's like an emotional rollercoaster whenever anything our local journos, Sky or 'on the books' media come out with anything. We hold every card and the owners aren't going to allow Liverpool or Isak fuck them over. 

[gdm]

2 minutes ago, et tu brute said:

So why the whining and crying then coming through thick and fast on here? It's like an emotional rollercoaster whenever anything our local journos, Sky or 'on the books' media come out with anything. We hold every card and the owners aren't going to allow Liverpool or Isak fuck them over. 

Just saying what I think will happen which is exactly what you just said  no one is crying and no one is saying we don’t hold the cards. The one thing I am saying is there’s no chance we end up with 3 strikers 

[Mike]

Clearly don't need the money to strengthen the team. Fuck him off to the reserves until he comes to Eddie cap in hand.

[Mahoneys Tache]

28 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

hmmm. "I'm not being funny" and "joke" in the same sentence...we are watching language die a fiery death right in front of our very eyes.

 

 

 

Well thanks for that Gyles Brandteth. 

[Chris_R]

Every time a prominent Twitter cunt tweets about how Liverpool are bidding or Isak is interested or any other unsettling bullshit, we should add £1m to his price tag. 

[et tu brute]

4 minutes ago, gdm said:

Just saying what I think will happen which is exactly what you just said  no one is crying and no one is saying we don’t hold the cards. The one thing I am saying is there’s no chance we end up with 3 strikers 

Have we bid for Watkins yet?