Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Kanj]

5 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Alex (just in case you are lurking…) you haven’t said anything unforgivable. Every fan can understand a desire to play at the highest level possible. If we had any near your level of talent and potential we would want the same too. 
Thing is we have taken you so much to our hearts, revelled in having such a world class striker in our team, shared so much of the striving and the success, such effort and craft has brought, with you and your team mates that understandably many have have felt betrayed and rejected by your assertive approach to ensuring a move. Hence all the c-word ranting; hurt comes out as anger as I am sure you know. It won’t last. All you have to do is do what you do best. Return to the fold. Be the prodigal son. You will have not only our appreciation but, for many, our ongoing support and unconditional love forever. Ask Tino. Ask Les. Ask Alan. 
Even if you lose out on finances and maybe trophies this season you will be able to move next summer if you still want to. Leave with your head held high. Able, for the rest of your life, not just the relatively short period in the full glare of the floodlights, to look yourself in the mirror and know that you did not sully this wonderful chapter of your career. That you stayed. Played your best football in an improved team (achieved who knows what…) and did not leave your teammates, your friends, your ardent fans, in a compromised situation. 
You know Eddie and co. would have helped you to leave if we had been able to buy a suitable replacement (must confuse you why Liverpool snapped up Ekitike before securing you, knowing it risked NUFC digging in their heels). There is no trust broken where it matters. Between the people in the dressing room, the family and brothers in arms you have grown with, in your time here. 
make the choice that is right for you, Alex. Bara du har makten att rätta till saker och ting.

Recall the wisdom of your heritage, whilst Liverpool may seem like the glittering prize for this year: Melkena aberena. Be with your friends and colleagues, stay with the family (Kab beynika Giat mis hizbka miat).

 

 

 

 

 

If another NUFC player is lurking, hoy this over to Alex plz 

[Skeletor]

Alex, in case you're lurking. Stop sulking and get back to work you lazy cunt.

[Kanj]

7 minutes ago, GideonShandy said:

This is right.  The lack of a release clause in Isak's contract wasn't some careless oversight by his agent.  The three most basic terms in a player's contract are salary,  contract length and release clause. And they're related.  A club will agree to a higher salary if the player agrees to a long contract and a high release clause (or no release clause at all.) Isak took the conservative option of a guaranteed long-term salary that was high by the standards of the time, reputedly triple what Sociedad was paying him, instead of a deal that paid less but offered a quicker and easier out.  Now he has buyer's remorse and his agent orchestrates this chorus of righteous indignation about how unfair it all is.

 

Simpler put, just leave professionally. Make your desire be known, get back on the pitch and play hard and let your agent work it with the club to find the best possible solution for all but don't be unprofessional to the lads you play football with in that dressing room, the coaches and staff who look after you, and the supportors near and far who spend material amount of time and money out of their own pockets to watch you play football for their club. Its the bsaic social norm of any athlete who plays football, it's at times VERY different than other sports around the world but and the end of the day, its decent human thing to do. 

 

 

Edited August 22, 2025 by Kanj

[PauloGeordio]

2 minutes ago, Kanj said:

 

Simpler put, just leave professionally. Make your desire be known, get back on the pitch and play hard and let your agent work it with the club to find the best possible solution for all but don't be unprofessional to the lads you play football with in that dressing room, the coaches and staff who look after you, and the supportors near and far who spend material amount of time and money out of their own pockets to watch you play football for their club. Its the bsaic social norm of any athlete who plays football, it's at times VERY different than other sports around the world but and the end of the day, its decent human thing to do. 

 

 

 

[Andy]

Alex (if you're lurking) are you free to help moderate the match threads while you're on strike?

[Gawalls]

2 hours ago, LaurentRobert said:

Surely Isak will sack his agent if he doesn't get this move.

 

First he negotiated a 6 year contract with no release clause, then he promises Isak he can double his money at Liverpool if he goes on strike. 

 

Now his reputation is in the bin and he's got nothing to show for it.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if the Saudis no longer offer him improved terms just out of spite. Do not try and bully the Saudis when it comes to business, especially if you're some scummy nobody football agent.  

I’m really glad if they end up giving that message out come the end of the window though.

[Moose]

Alex (if you're lurking), all of us here have survived much worse than a player of your calibre leaving. We're in good hands now, we'll be just fine without you.

 

Next time you get that gangster bum you call an agent to pay the pasta nonce to try and belittle us on twitter, remember the wise words of a man far greater than you'll ever be:

[hallihg]

Alex (if you're lurking) - everyone makes mistakes, and has regrets in certain periods of life. Think about what Eddie said and try remember the more important things in get back to fucking work you greedy cunt 

[Guest]

Alex (If you’re lurking) fuck off (but not to Liverpool)

[WinstonFC]

Alex (if your lurking) stop wankin and start playing football

[Armchair Pundit]

2 hours ago, Skeletor said:

Alex, in case you're lurking. Stop sulking and get back to work you lazy cunt.

 

He'll fit in just right at Liverpool if he does end up there, the work-shy bastard.

[bobbydazzla]

Alex (if you’re lurking) can I have your dealers number cos you’ve been on some mind bending gear the last month 

[Sibierski]

If you’re lurking Alex, tax your car mate. 

[Stal]

Still maintain this is a work like I said in July. Keep other clubs away and then beat Liverpool when he's in the starting line up. 

 

I'm either wrong and this is ignored and buried under other comments or I'm right and then I get to be smug for the rest of the week. 

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, Stal said:

Still maintain this is a work like I said in July. Keep other clubs away and then beat Liverpool when he's in the starting line up. 

 

I'm either wrong and this is ignored and buried under other comments or I'm right and then I get to be smug for the rest of the week. 

Wat

[Holloway]

2nd one 

[Stal]

Just now, gbandit said:

Wat

*What

 

It's fairly clear what I've written like.

[Rich]

Another poster joins my ‘never take seriously again’ list after Sibierski’s earlier entry.

[Myleftboot]

Think he’ll be gone after the Liverpool game.

[TheBrownBottle]

3 minutes ago, Stal said:

Still maintain this is a work like I said in July. Keep other clubs away and then beat Liverpool when he's in the starting line up. 

 

I'm either wrong and this is ignored and buried under other comments or I'm right and then I get to be smug for the rest of the week. 

The Montreal Screwjob wasn’t a work, and that is in an industry which does ‘works’

[On the Grid]

Just now, Myleftboot said:

Think he’ll be gone after the Liverpool game.

For 150 million please 

[et tu brute]

Just now, Myleftboot said:

Think he’ll be gone after the Liverpool game.

Not unless we sign two strikers and the scouse cunts then pay the valuation. I've said it a few times you don't fuck with the Saudis 

[Stal]

2 minutes ago, Rich said:

Another poster joins my ‘never take seriously again’ list after Sibierski’s earlier entry.

Me? No idea about who you think was first but I said this in July. 

 

But that's fair, I don't expect to be taken too seriously. 

[Stal]

2 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

The Montreal Screwjob wasn’t a work, and that is in an industry which does ‘works’

Oh for sure, Montreal was real. 

[Geordie Ahmed]

The amount of Liverpool fans saying he told us at the end of the season as if it's some sort of gotcha

 

They seem to ignore one massive thing, he doesn't have the authority to tell us and then for it to happen, him telling us doesn't change the fact he still has 3 years left on his contract