Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Newcastle Fan]

I have no complains about what he brought to the team in footballing sense and some fantastic performances, will always remember the footballer Isak well but the man can fuck off for his pathetic childish behavior, would be nice to see his dodgy groin go during the international break.

[Dyeyzzon]

1 minute ago, 54 said:

So, when do we reckon we'll be able to watch that League Cup final goal and not be immediately filled with rage? 2030? 3035?

Hat trick against the mackems or a game when we need ‘pool to win for us and I might consider not skipping it. Just once. 

[JT24]

I'm betting on a statement that is under 20 words when it's announced.

[54]

Just now, JT24 said:

I'm betting on a statement that is under 20 words when it's announced.

Hopefully it's just:

 

Newcastle can confirm that Alexander Isak has joined Liverpool in a Premier League record deal. 

[Pixelphish]

I desperately hope karma comes for this man. With every fibre of my soul.

 

Just now, JT24 said:

I'm betting on a statement that is under 20 words when it's announced.

 

Yes, hopefully just "Newcastle United can confirm Alexander Isak has joined Liverpool football club".

[KennyUtd]

4 minutes ago, 54 said:

So, when do we reckon we'll be able to watch that League Cup final goal and not be immediately filled with rage? 2030? 3035?

Watched it this morning. Absolutely loved it. Reminded myself how great we are. Puked my crumpets all ower mind.

[Pearljam10]

Next summer, a PIF club will buy Salah for a minimum of £150M

[KennyUtd]

1 minute ago, Pixelphish said:

I desperately hope karma comes for this man. With every fibre of my soul.

 

 

Yes, hopefully just "Newcastle United can confirm Alexander Isak has joined Liverpool football club".

Nah man. Just "Isak's left"

[Kilcline]

I think the statement will thank him for his contributions over the past three years but stop short of wishing him all the best 

[TRon]

Just now, KennyUtd said:

Watched it this morning. Absolutely loved it. Reminded myself how great we are. Puked my crumpets all ower mind.

 

 

That's the right way to look at it. He was our player for 3 years, why let him leaving spoil one of our best memories this century? 

[Nucasol]

Just now, Pearljam10 said:

Next summer, a PIF club will buy Salah for a minimum of £150M

And he’s rank now. Slowing down and people are getting better at defending his cut in and shuffle.

[Hovagod]

Is a statement even necessary?

[relámpago blanco]

Just now, KennyUtd said:

Nah man. Just "Isak's left"

A Swedish man, 6.1 was seen entering the vicinity of Liverpool and has decided to remain there. He will no longer be part of NUFC

[Andy84]

I better not see a “Good luck Alex” Fuck that 

[Gaztoon]

I wouldn't even acknowledge the vermin.

[Willow]

The nufc website will only have a picture of Isak alongside this gif

 

 

[KennyUtd]

3 minutes ago, relámpago blanco said:

A Swedish man, 6.1 was seen entering the vicinity of Liverpool and has decided to remain there. He will no longer be part of NUFC

Perfect 👌 

[JT24]

Is it a legal requirement to even announce these things?

 

Because if not, don't even bother.

[Solitude20]

Honestly, I don’t get the reaction over us “getting played” by Liverpool for Isak at £130m. That still makes him the third most expensive signing in football history, behind only Neymar and Mbappé. We bought him three years ago for half that, he’s scored lots of goals, helped us get into the Champions League twice and win our first trophy in decades. We doubled our money and got massive success on the pitch. People keep pointing to the £150m figure but that was just an arbitrary number to push them higher, whether it’s £130 or £150m the difference is not much compared to what we gained.

[wormy]

13 minutes ago, 54 said:

So, when do we reckon we'll be able to watch that League Cup final goal and not be immediately filled with rage? 2030? 3035?

 

What do you mean? Why would you get filled with rage? Look at this immense day:

 

 

[JT24]

1 minute ago, Solitude20 said:

Honestly, I don’t get the reaction over us “getting played” by Liverpool for Isak at £130m. That still makes him the third most expensive signing in football history, behind only Neymar and Mbappé. We bought him three years ago for half that, he’s scored lots of goals, helped us get into the Champions League twice and win our first trophy in decades. We doubled our money and got massive success on the pitch. People keep pointing to the £150m figure but that was just an arbitrary number to push them higher, whether it’s £130 or £150m the difference is not much compared to what we gained.

We got played because he acted the prick and refused to train/play and then was rewarded with his move to Liverpool.

 

Needs to be stamped out of the game.

[Kid Icarus]

Not sure where people are getting the 3rd of all time fee from? Even just off the top of my head Coutinho and Dembele were more. 

[JT24]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

Not sure where people are getting the 3rd of all time fee from? Even just off the top of my head Coutinho and Dembele were more. 

Guess it's maybe because, technically, Coutinho was £106m (+£36m in add-ons). They got the whole fee too but I do agree, it is nonsense.

[54]

Just now, Kid Icarus said:

Not sure where people are getting the 3rd of all time fee from? Even just off the top of my head Coutinho and Dembele were more. 

Them fees where in Euros if i'm not mistaken. So this transfer would be the third most, atleast according to TransferMarkt: 

 

[ChrisMcQuillan]

2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Not sure where people are getting the 3rd of all time fee from? Even just off the top of my head Coutinho and Dembele were more. 

 

I was going off of this.