Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Rich]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

 No man. 

[aussiemag]

I wonder if they were smart enough to put a release clause in his Liverpool contract. No doubt he will want a move to Barcelona or Real Madrid at some stage for more $$. 

[Guest]

28 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

Bump it when he misses a sitter, gets injured or dies.

Or burgled.

[Kid Icarus]

2 minutes ago, Mole said:

The please lock crowd are funny, it happens every time there's a slight inconvenience and I don't think i've seen the thread locked as a result of said requests literally ever

The Joao Pedro thread that apparently needed to be locked is probably on the 3rd page by now.  It happens all the time, Minteh is the only player I can think of who got an extended run in the limelight. 

[Fak]

1 minute ago, aussiemag said:

I wonder if they were smart enough to put a release clause in his Liverpool contract. No doubt he will want a move to Barcelona or Real Madrid at some stage for more $$. 

 

They're deluded enough to think they're several levels above those clubs. 

[aussiemag]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

 

They're deluded enough to think they're several levels above those clubs. 

 I meant the Rat and his agent. 

[TBG]

[Rich]

People are so precious, like. But I suppose if the forum had ‘hide thread’ functionality the requests wouldn’t need to be made. Social media has encouraged echo chambers and made avoiding things you don’t want to see easy (for the most part). Our old school bit of kit doesn’t really fit with modern net usage.

 

:milner: 

[r0cafella]

Just now, Rich said:

People are so precious, like. But I suppose if the forum had ‘hide thread’ functionality the requests wouldn’t need to be made. Social media has encouraged echo chambers and made avoiding things you don’t want to see easy (for the most part). Our old school bit of kit doesn’t really fit with modern net usage.

 

:milner: 

[gdm]

I hate that this has become the narrative now. Isak and Wissa now being seen as ‘doing the right thing’ to get the move.

 

Football is a cunts playground 

[Shearergol]

Imagine how good Isak is going to be when he's actually trying. Until he fancies his next move, obviously.

[Wallsendmag]

13 minutes ago, Displayname said:

His agent takes a massive cut of our sale? Sounds like the same BS as loyalty bonus being 10% of the transfer fee.

 

It's usually the selling club who cover the agents fees like.

[gdm]

Just now, Shearergol said:

Imagine how good Isak is going to be when he's actually trying. Until he fancies his next move, obviously.

There’s an injury just around the corner for that rat 

[Mole]

1 minute ago, Rich said:

People are so precious, like. But I suppose if the forum had ‘hide thread’ functionality the requests wouldn’t need to be made. Social media has encouraged echo chambers and made avoiding things you don’t want to see easy (for the most part). Our old school bit of kit doesn’t really fit with modern net usage.

 

:milner: 

My response to everything related to anything on the internet that involves you actively having to click on it to see anything 

[wormy]

1 minute ago, Rich said:

People are so precious, like. But I suppose if the forum had ‘hide thread’ functionality the requests wouldn’t need to be made. Social media has encouraged echo chambers and made avoiding things you don’t want to see easy (for the most part). Our old school bit of kit doesn’t really fit with modern net usage.

 

:milner: 

 

Not good enough.

 

Seeing as there's no post dislike button so can someone lock Rich please.

[r0cafella]

I actually dont believe he's anywhere near as injury prone as people on here believe.

 

 

 

Edited September 2, 2025 by r0cafella

[Kilcline]

1 minute ago, Shearergol said:

Imagine how good Isak is going to be when he's actually trying. Until he fancies his next move, obviously.

The bin dippers won the league last year on the back of van Elbow and Salah having a good few months so he'll be able to do his on fire for a third to half of the season, meh for the rest and probably be absolutely fine, the cunt 

[Checko]

3 minutes ago, Rich said:

People are so precious, like. But I suppose if the forum had ‘hide thread’ functionality the requests wouldn’t need to be made. Social media has encouraged echo chambers and made avoiding things you don’t want to see easy (for the most part). Our old school bit of kit doesn’t really fit with modern net usage.

 

:milner: 

I saw a thread that I didn't want to read. So I didn't read it.

 

[Fak]

Change the thread name to something rat related at least 

[Displayname]

4 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

It's usually the selling club who cover the agents fees like.

Going to need some solid documentation before believing his agent gets a substantial fee of the transfer price.

Him getting a cut of whatever Isak is paid is what makes sense.

[maze]

Said last night that it would be my last post in this thread. But this morning, when I woke up all I could think of was this:

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“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.”  - Sir Bobby Robson

So with this in mind, I move on. Newcastle - We Are United

[54]

4 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

I actually dont believe he's anywhere near as injury prone as people on here believe.

 

 

 

 

Over his 3 seasons at the club he missed 39 games apparently.

[St1pe]

Unless I’ve missed it I’m really surprised he hasn’t tried to build some bridges with the fans and explained his exit - a true rat it seems. 

[r0cafella]

Just now, 54 said:

Over his 3 seasons at the club he missed 39 games apparently.

That's a lot to be fair, I do wonder how many of those were sickies

 

His entire existence is in question in my eyes

[r0cafella]

1 minute ago, St1pe said:

Unless I’ve missed it I’m really surprised he hasn’t tried to build some bridges with the fans and explained his exit - a true rat it seems. 

Why would he? He burnt the bridge we called him a cunt. 

 

Again he's a selfish piece of shit, he used us and got his way doubt we exist to him.